Ive Been Normal Ever Since

i’ve been normal ever since

How to be an archivist: - be ace - be aware

Whenever I think of those co-archivist au’s where Jon and Sasha are both archivists, I imagine they both started getting the Archivist Dreams (tm) at around the same time, and for that reason are very deliberately trying not to sleep. BUT. Each is trying to hide it from the other because “Well they didn’t mention the dreams” and “What if it’s just me? What if it’s my fault?” So they basically self-guilt themselves into believing they are the only one getting the dreams. As a result, they both not-so-sneakily lock themselves up in their respective offices every night and work feverishly on coffee and energy drinks until morning.

Until one night, they both walk into the break room kitchenette. at the same time.

it’s like 2 in the morning, ok? They each think the other has gone home, and their both so out of it that they don’t even bother turning on the light. They silently pad into the room in rumpled work clothes and socks, entering from opposite doorways. Sasha goes for the coffee pot, Jon goes for like, a monster or a red bull or smth. They don’t realize the other is in the room until they walk smack into each other.

they each stumble back rubbing their heads. Their eyes are probably glowing a bit. They make eye contact and this understanding passes between them that they’ve each been going through the exact same thing. A pause, then a bit of tired but relieved breathy laughter. Then Sasha pulls out a second coffee mug and pours him a cup, and Jon just quietly fills the cups the rest of the way with Red Bull. Which Sasha is fine with at this point. Then they each walk back to their offices feeling a little less alone. By morning, Sasha has moved to Jon’s office (he got the bigger one cause he’s Jonah’s Eyeball Poster Child, unfortunately). Their office chairs are next to each other and they’re kind of slumped against each other, snoring loudly.

Martin and Tim take lots of pictures.

fallout new vegas is like a wild horse you have to tame by installing bug fixes, no online guide will work 100% you just have to build up a bond with your game before it will work like the game is skittish and spooks easily so you have to be gentle but you also have to be firm and show it youre in charge because if it smells fear it will never obey you.

And they all have that one persson they are obsessed with

I have noticed a pattern