I Randomly Came Up With This, Chaggie Shippers Unite

I randomly came up with this, chaggie shippers unite 😽

Whenever I think of those co-archivist au’s where Jon and Sasha are both archivists, I imagine they both started getting the Archivist Dreams (tm) at around the same time, and for that reason are very deliberately trying not to sleep. BUT. Each is trying to hide it from the other because “Well they didn’t mention the dreams” and “What if it’s just me? What if it’s my fault?” So they basically self-guilt themselves into believing they are the only one getting the dreams. As a result, they both not-so-sneakily lock themselves up in their respective offices every night and work feverishly on coffee and energy drinks until morning.

Until one night, they both walk into the break room kitchenette. at the same time.

it’s like 2 in the morning, ok? They each think the other has gone home, and their both so out of it that they don’t even bother turning on the light. They silently pad into the room in rumpled work clothes and socks, entering from opposite doorways. Sasha goes for the coffee pot, Jon goes for like, a monster or a red bull or smth. They don’t realize the other is in the room until they walk smack into each other.

they each stumble back rubbing their heads. Their eyes are probably glowing a bit. They make eye contact and this understanding passes between them that they’ve each been going through the exact same thing. A pause, then a bit of tired but relieved breathy laughter. Then Sasha pulls out a second coffee mug and pours him a cup, and Jon just quietly fills the cups the rest of the way with Red Bull. Which Sasha is fine with at this point. Then they each walk back to their offices feeling a little less alone. By morning, Sasha has moved to Jon’s office (he got the bigger one cause he’s Jonah’s Eyeball Poster Child, unfortunately). Their office chairs are next to each other and they’re kind of slumped against each other, snoring loudly.

Martin and Tim take lots of pictures.

idk the name they both feed off rot tho

jon and melanie in their natural state of being, from the end of MAG86! commission for @tiinykaiju, thank you so much!

How to be an archivist: - be ace - be aware

I love both Hook and Stelle and love love their vibe 🙏