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Dumping My Inside Out OTPs

Dumping my Inside Out OTPs

Ennui x Anger x Fear

Joy x Sadness

Lance Slasherblade x Bloofy

(i don't currently ship envy, embarassment, anxiety or disgust with anyone so they're all single)

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7 months ago

Me and @bamthebatmobile

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7 months ago

HiJinx 101 as Incorrect Quotes

Warren: “I miss you” is the nicest text you can receive. Haley: “I bought a monster truck.” Leo: You’re both wrong, it’s “I have too much money, you can have some.” Sage: “I got you pizza.” Lisa: Fools! I present to you this: “Leo is driving to your house right now.” Haley: “Mae had too much money so they’re driving to your house in a monster truck with a pizza that they got for you.” Warren: “…Because they missed you.”

*Sage falls over* Leo: Sage! Are you alright? Sage : Is that you, God? Leo: What? Sage : It's just, you sound a lot more like Leo than I expected.

Warren: What’s something you guys are better than Sage at? Sakura: Mario Kart. Haley: Yeah, video games. Mae: Emotional vulnerability.

Chloe: Are you a cuddler? Viktor: I'm a machine of death and destruction. Chloe: Viktor: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.

Haley: Some people are like slinkies. Warren: What? Haley: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. Warren: Warren: Please don't push Lisa down the stairs. Haley, pushing Lisa down the stairs: Too late.

Andy & Mae:*Playing video games* Chloe: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games? Andy: *silence* Mae: *silence* Chloe, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you? Andy & Mae in shame: Yeah...

Haley: Is stabbing someone immoral? Andy: Not if they consent to it. Sage: Depends on who your stabbing. Warren: YES??!!?

Tony: You have friends and I envy that. Rita: You're welcome to share my friends. Tony: *looks at Enzo and Kai* Tony: I don't want those.

Chester: What do you call disobeying the law? The Squad: A hobby. Chester: *crosses their arms* The Squad: That we do not engage in.

Enzo: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who. Scarlet: Voldemort? Enzo: No. Scarlet: Is it Voldemort? Enzo: It's not Voldemort. Scarlet: You haven’t mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I’m gonna have to assume it’s Voldemort.

Kai: If I run and leap at Chester, they will most certainly catch me in their arms. Kai, running towards Chester: Coming in! Chester: No! I’m holding coffee! Chester: *Drops coffee and catches Kai*


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7 months ago
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7 months ago

I just rewatched A Bug’s Life today and I think it’s safe to say that Heimlich and Slim are my favorite characters

(I kinda ship Slim with Francis tbh)


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7 months ago

Some IF incorrect quotes (Feat. my OCs)

SDog: We need to distract these guys.  Blossom: Leave it to me.  Blossom: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.  Cosmo & Apple: *immediately begin arguing*

*The Squad is gathered in the living room for a meeting*  Cosmo: *walks in and sits on RoboKat’s lap*  The Squad: …  Sunny: Why are you sitting there?  Cosmo: There’s no free seats!  Sunny: But we made sure there was enough room for-  RoboKat: *hugs Cosmo tightly* There are no free seats.

Octopuss: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!

Art Teacher, when Octopuss walks in: Oh, hey, I'm just making pizza.  Art Teacher: *accidentally smacks Cosmo in the face with the baking sheet*

SDog: What the hell were you thinking?  Cosmo: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!  SDog: You released OSTRICHES!

Blossom: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!  Blue: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?  Blossom: I don't know, surprise me!

SDog: I will beat all of you in Rock, Paper, Scissors. You go first.  Uni: Rock.  SDog: Paper.

Cosmo: I feel like Octopuss is looking down on me.  Blossom: That’s because they’re on the counter and you’re short.

SDog: Cosmo... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.  Cosmo: *muffled* mm hmmm :)  SDog: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.