Some IF Incorrect Quotes (Feat. My OCs)
Some IF incorrect quotes (Feat. my OCs)
SDog: We need to distract these guys. Blossom: Leave it to me. Blossom: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Cosmo & Apple: *immediately begin arguing*
*The Squad is gathered in the living room for a meeting* Cosmo: *walks in and sits on RoboKat’s lap* The Squad: … Sunny: Why are you sitting there? Cosmo: There’s no free seats! Sunny: But we made sure there was enough room for- RoboKat: *hugs Cosmo tightly* There are no free seats.
Octopuss: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!
Art Teacher, when Octopuss walks in: Oh, hey, I'm just making pizza. Art Teacher: *accidentally smacks Cosmo in the face with the baking sheet*
SDog: What the hell were you thinking? Cosmo: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic! SDog: You released OSTRICHES!
Blossom: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out! Blue: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way? Blossom: I don't know, surprise me!
SDog: I will beat all of you in Rock, Paper, Scissors. You go first. Uni: Rock. SDog: Paper.
Cosmo: I feel like Octopuss is looking down on me. Blossom: That’s because they’re on the counter and you’re short.
SDog: Cosmo... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now. Cosmo: *muffled* mm hmmm :) SDog: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.
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I love you Heimlich
Life Lessons From Heimlich:

Heimlich the Caterpillar was always my favorite “Bug’s Life” character as a kid. He was just so funny and squishy looky…

Basically me as a child…
When the movie came out with multiple VHS covers, I insisted that we get the Heimlich one.

See Kids, this is called a “cassette tape”. Pronounced “cassette tape”.
So what life lesson can we take away from our chubby Caterpillar clown?
When life is a mess, remember your dreams and believe in them.

Put your all into every performance.

It’s okay to look/act silly.

Ignore the haters.

Eat your greens…

But don’t be afraid to indulge in a little candy.

Together you and your friends are unstoppable.

Sometimes achieving a dream (or even just growing up) isn’t what you expected, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be happy that you got there. You earned those wings. Don’t be afraid to show them off.


Thank you Mr. Ranft (1960-2005)
Auf Wiedersehen.