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Some IF Incorrect Quotes (Feat. My OCs)

Some IF incorrect quotes (Feat. my OCs)

SDog: We need to distract these guys.  Blossom: Leave it to me.  Blossom: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.  Cosmo & Apple: *immediately begin arguing*

*The Squad is gathered in the living room for a meeting*  Cosmo: *walks in and sits on RoboKat’s lap*  The Squad: …  Sunny: Why are you sitting there?  Cosmo: There’s no free seats!  Sunny: But we made sure there was enough room for-  RoboKat: *hugs Cosmo tightly* There are no free seats.

Octopuss: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!

Art Teacher, when Octopuss walks in: Oh, hey, I'm just making pizza.  Art Teacher: *accidentally smacks Cosmo in the face with the baking sheet*

SDog: What the hell were you thinking?  Cosmo: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!  SDog: You released OSTRICHES!

Blossom: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!  Blue: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?  Blossom: I don't know, surprise me!

SDog: I will beat all of you in Rock, Paper, Scissors. You go first.  Uni: Rock.  SDog: Paper.

Cosmo: I feel like Octopuss is looking down on me.  Blossom: That’s because they’re on the counter and you’re short.

SDog: Cosmo... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.  Cosmo: *muffled* mm hmmm :)  SDog: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.

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