JEDI SURVIVOR SPOILERS

JEDI SURVIVOR SPOILERS

Are people really having difficulty figuring out why an Imperial spy, a person who pretends to be someone they aren't in order to infiltrate and compromise anti-Imperial organizations from the inside, might be a little paranoid about turning their safe haven into a staging ground for an anti-Imperial organization harboring potentially thousands of strangers?

Bode knows the Empire, he knows they do not forgive or forget, and he knows they have eyes and ears in every shadow. He also knows that it just takes one infiltrator, one bad egg slipping past their defenses, to ruin the whole thing. How does he know this?

Because he's been that infiltrator. He's done it for years.

Cal doesn't get it. He doesn't know the Empire like Bode does. He doesn't understand that every single refugee that the Hidden Path brings to Tanalorr is a roll of the dice, and the Empire really only needs to win once, get one more spy, one more Bode past their defenses, to ruin everything. Cal doesn't understand just how rigged the game truly is, which is why Bode cannot let him gamble with his daughter's life.

(His mistake was not realizing, even after all they've been through, that you should always bet on Kestis.)

Someone: posts a sensible self defence tip.

MMA youtubers: use strawman arguments to 'debunk' the tip and plug their own merchandise.

Someone: *posts a short and sensible self-defense tip*

Tumblr Expert 1: OH YEAH MAN LET ME TELL YOU HOW TO BEAT UP THE ROBBERS ON THE TRAIN WITH YOUR IPHONE USING IT AS A MACE AND CHAIN WITH THE CHARGE CABLE. BE SURE TO PEPPER SPRAY YOURSELF IN THE EYES EVERY DAY TO BUILD UP A TOLERANCE TO YOUR ASSAILANT’S FLYING SEMEN COUNTERATTACK. IF YOU’RE DISABLED THAT’S OKAY YOU CAN JUST WEAR SWIMMING GOGGLES AT ALL TIMES. NOBODY SHOULD JUDGE YOU FOR TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF.

Fandom Contributor: HOLY SHIT HERMIONE DID THAT IN MY FANFIC I CAN’T BELIEVE CONFIRMED FOR REAL

Tumblr Expert 2: If you can’t afford an iPhone, though, you can ABSOLUTELY make a defensive hand grenade by jamming your keys into your soda and shaking it up real hard! Be sure to close your eyes when you throw it so your attacker’s bone fragments don’t blind you! If he’s still alive after that he’ll definitely be stunned, so follow it up by punching his nose bone into his brain with an open palm-heel strike (NOT A CLOSED FIST)!

Tumblr Expert 3: Also if the bad guy has a gun you should do this! *posts several gifs of highly improbable disarm moves that would nevertheless take a shitload of real-life practice with training partners*

Schmuck: holy fuck my ass tumblr teaching us how to wage war

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Since Kung Pow Penis is coming back into the tumblrina’s arsenal, and new users are supposedly coming here from twitter who might not know in the first place, I think people need a bit of a reminder how to use it properly. You should only start or continue a KPP attack if OP is the one you’re trying to use it on. If you use it on somebody who added to the post, they won’t see shit past the initial K, and a potentially undeserving OP will have their notifications spammed by stray letters for ages.

With great power comes great responsibility, and with great Kung Pow comes great Penis.

Ironwood's First Time

Weiss Schnee slid her lean arms around the General's broad shoulders, rests her lips next to the General's ear, and said.

"Nervous?"

General Ironwood leans back and melts into Weiss's embrace, his beard brushed against the sleeve of Weiss's dress and he savored the scent and sensation of Weiss's presence through the silk. Ironwood then looked up into Weiss's eyes and said.

"Nervous? Yes. Yes, I am."

Weiss chuckled as she traced the line of Ironwood's beard which wrapped around a jaw chiseled from granite.

"First time?"

Ironwood shrugged and said.

"No, I've been nervous many times."

To be fair, there is a lot of food wasted due to policies and regulations imposed by an increasingly globalist government. Perhaps the problem could be solved not by making food a right, but by allowing food producers to deal with excess food in a more efficient manner.

UN vote to make food a right.

by geo.ranking