I Swear If Poison Ivy Ends Up With Flippin Kite Man And Not Harely, Imma Rage With Hells Fury.

I swear if Poison Ivy ends up with flippin “Kite Man” and not Harely, imma rage with hell’s fury.

Props to our fav, mxmtoon, for pulling out probably the best rhyme of all time, “fault” with “gestalt”

When I introduced myself to a first grade class, a kid immediately raised his hand only to say, “your voice is really low!” Now this is the only thing I’m sure about how other people perceive me because kids legit have zero filter and all the other kids seemed to be in general agreement.

Today in class a friend of mine rolled up a small bit of excess paper and handed it to me while saying “garbage.” Our teacher heard but missed out on the “gar” part and thought he just said “bitch” and we all had a good laugh. Later I hand a piece of paper back saying “gar-bitch” and that is now my favorite insult pun.

“It’s God’s will.”

“Well God hasn’t met my will yet.”

(Little Women, 2019)

Jo is my spirit animal and I love her.

Since God and the holy spirit in the Bible are considered genderless I propose that we refer to them using they/them pronouns exclusively. It only seems fair.

And yes, still refer to God in the Bible as “Father” but use they/them everywhere else.