THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING

THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING

behind the scenes

Joker this week 070722 1

i want to print these pictures out and staple them to my brain

This is so cute 🥰

u should do an nsfw alphabet for dano!riddler👀👀👀

NSFW alphabet 2022!edward nashton

(gn partner/reader)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) being completely honest, pretty bad aftercare sorry everyone. i just dont think he has enough experience to realize that maybe he should take care of his partner lolol. if hes the sub he doesnt know how to ask for aftercare either. will just lie there and side eye you until you cuddle him

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) his: not a huge fan of his own body but does really like his own glasses. eyes as an extension of that partner's: thighs especially but torso too?? if that counts? enjoys the feeling of full body against body basically both: HANDS hes a hand guy

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) weird thought, but i like the idea that he can shoot pretty far????? hes cum on his own glasses before probably

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) enjoys having his ass ate.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) not experienced in the slightest, and does not know what hes doing. watches a lot of porn so he at least knows what sex is. hes book smart (knows the name of things and positions and the like) but has little to no practical knowledge

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) doggy style doggy style doggy style! either being pinned down by his partner, or completely enveloping his partner himself. (see partners body part)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) as sub: more serious, please just fuck him!!! as dom: less serious, hes gonna draw out everything and tease like hell. gives riddles out during sex

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) has the decency to trim on occasion, especially if he knows he will be having sex later

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) hes really scared to be intimate, hes a private person. but if his partner leans and kisses him, or strokes his hair boy hes melting into a puddle he loves it.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) does it very often, even if he has a partner. have a bit of extra time? lets just rub one out here to get it over with. revels in post nut clarity

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) has both a praise and degradation kink (giving and receiving) call him a good slut and hes eating out of your hand the same way as if you call him a disgusting loser. likewise, tells you youre being so good for him while also saying how pathetic you are

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) likes public/semi public sex for the chance that someone sees him (his partner is fucking HIM not anyone else), also loves desk sex

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) doesnt take a lot to get him going, stroke his arm a little, bend over next to him to pick something up, stand a little too close and hoo boy

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) i really dont see him liking dd/md stuff, sorry. sure i think he has daddy/mommy issues but i dont think that manifested in a kink way. its a sore subject for him :(

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) prefers receiving but will give if asked, is pretty bad at it but hes good at following directions so he picks it up quickly. hes learning!

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) likes fast and rough, hes sloppy but the pace is always bruising

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) they happen very often, honestly most sex with him is probably a quickie. enjoys long, drawn out things though and if he has an especially free night, he likes to take more time

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) wont instigate anything but hes down to try anything at least once

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) two go fine, but any more and hes super overstimulated (but thats not always a bad thing, if hes in the right mindset being at the mercy of his partner is amazing)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) if he does, chances are he made them himself, for himself. i think he gets jealous when his partner uses them. if they use them ON HIM though hes willing to overlook anything

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) if hes the sub, doesnt like it. he wants it NOW and hes going to make it everyones problem if he doesnt get it. if hes the dom, hes teasing throughout the entire experience. riddles for rewards? enjoys making his partner beg "hmm... im not so sure you really want this..."

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) LOUD. VERY LOUD. like, you had to buy foam padding so your neighbors can sleep. hes loud and high pitched too so it really pierces the air

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) has a lot of fantasies, fucking his partner in the riddler get up, "stalking" his partner around and coming home to them. also i think he would appreciate lingerie a lot, both seeing his partner all pretty for him and also being dressed like a doll

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) pretty average, uncircumcised???? at the very least he does clean himself pretty well

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) man is horny 24/7. always dtf. partner: hey ed do you- edward: (jumping up and down) im already taking off my pants babe

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) post nut clarity hits edward like a train. if hes not curled up cuddling in bed, hes pacing the room because hes suddenly filled with the secrets of the universe

Paul Dano as Edward Nashton/The Riddler 01/?