*pinches Your Cheek* Did That Feel Real? I Can Hit You And Really Prove To You That Im Real, If Youd

*pinches your cheek* Did that feel real? I can hit you and really prove to you that I’m real, if you’d like?

Woooow you sure have faith in him, don’t you?😂 You absolutely have every right to defend him, he’s your brother. I would be concerned if you didn’t watch out for him. But- Who knows, maybe Itachi isn’t as innocent as he seems?

St-stalker?! First purple menace, then enemy, and now STALKER??? You sure know how to talk to women, huh?

WAH- I am not doing anything with your genitals! You can keep those to yourself!

Sasuke! It’s me, Izumi~ I apologise for making you cry when you were a baby *pouts* You were so adorable, I just wanted to have a turn at holding you!

youre forgiven, i dont remember since i was...yknow...a baby

i'd offer you a chance to try again but i'm heavier now, and by the way i am still very adorable thanks

I just wanted a cuddle, Sasuke! Is that too much to ask?😮‍💨 Look at how cute baby Sasuke was though!🥰

Wholesome Uchiha brother content.

Sasuke never did show much interest in girls, did he? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Alright, Sasuke. You keep telling yourself that. I’ll continue to play along with your charades a little while longer :3

Well, first of all, if intimate things did happen, I would not run to his little brother and spill the details, and two, I don’t know what’s going to happen between us. He’s been busy lately, so I don’t want to put any pressure on him. ^^

Let me ask you this, Sasuke. If I was a quote unquote ‘sex pervert’, then how come I’ve never had sex before? I have a fairly good idea about what happens, but… I-I’ll just leave it at that. >\\\\<

Sasuke! It’s me, Izumi~ I apologise for making you cry when you were a baby *pouts* You were so adorable, I just wanted to have a turn at holding you!

youre forgiven, i dont remember since i was...yknow...a baby

i'd offer you a chance to try again but i'm heavier now, and by the way i am still very adorable thanks

Oh Sasuke! This is the person you were talking about earlier? Yay! We finally meet! It’s so wonderful to meet Sasuke’s other *better* half~ And Sasuke, you don’t mean that! We’re not enemies! >>

hi izumi

Hi there, best kunoichi! It’s so lovely to talk to you~ I hope your day has been well!

beautiful beautiful boys 🥺💕

Sauce: @momoyoru1 on Twitter

I’m sure Sasuke will tell you all about it, but I’ll share my side of the story.

He believes I’m a sinful sex pervert who has done something twisted in attempts to win Itachi’s heart. I have done nothing of the sort, but I’m sure he’s only acting this way because he loves his big brother so much. Right? You know Sasuke better than I do ^^

hi izumi

Hi there, best kunoichi! It’s so lovely to talk to you~ I hope your day has been well!