Grope? I Pinched Your Cheek- OH WAIT NO NOT THAT CHEEK

Grope? I pinched your cheek- OH WAIT NO NOT THAT CHEEK

I have done nothing but show him love and kindness. If I had put him under a genjutsu, he would’ve easily snapped out of it. :3

I very much AM woman, thank you! I am NOT thinking of your private parts! I don’t like you like thaaaaaat! ><

Sasuke! It’s me, Izumi~ I apologise for making you cry when you were a baby *pouts* You were so adorable, I just wanted to have a turn at holding you!

youre forgiven, i dont remember since i was...yknow...a baby

i'd offer you a chance to try again but i'm heavier now, and by the way i am still very adorable thanks

I may not be the most powerful Uchiha, but I swear on my life that I will fight for the people I love. Nothing and no one shall bring harm to my friends or family as long as my heart is still beating. 💜

Oh ok that song choice made me a little concerned so I thought I'd reach out 💜

Ah, I see. I apologise for making you feel concern, but you’re very sweet for reaching out. Thank you so much!💜

Alright, Sasuke. You keep telling yourself that. I’ll continue to play along with your charades a little while longer :3

Well, first of all, if intimate things did happen, I would not run to his little brother and spill the details, and two, I don’t know what’s going to happen between us. He’s been busy lately, so I don’t want to put any pressure on him. ^^

Let me ask you this, Sasuke. If I was a quote unquote ‘sex pervert’, then how come I’ve never had sex before? I have a fairly good idea about what happens, but… I-I’ll just leave it at that. >\\\\<

Sasuke! It’s me, Izumi~ I apologise for making you cry when you were a baby *pouts* You were so adorable, I just wanted to have a turn at holding you!

youre forgiven, i dont remember since i was...yknow...a baby

i'd offer you a chance to try again but i'm heavier now, and by the way i am still very adorable thanks

Queen Izumi~ 💜💜💜💜💜 if only thine humble servant was as fibe as thine radiance

[Please excuse my bad Shakesperean English]

Where for art thou, anonymous?

Deny thy father and refuse thy name, or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, and I'll no longer be an Uchiha.💜

(Do it again. Hahahaha whoever you are, I LOVE you for doing this😂💜)

I’m usually not an Olivia Rodrigo fan, but this song is beautifully tragic~

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)