The Phone Is So Cool... There's Women In There!

the phone is so cool... there's women in there!

those amigara fault guys don't tell you this but you can actually just go back in the way you came and get untangled lickety split

sometimes i remember the saddest picture ive ever taken, which was when my frat's 4-foot tall custom-made 30-year-old bong was accidentally broken by our house president because he was on 4 different hallucinogens and a handle of smores vodka. rip king

every patch continues to make strive worse. wild assault was so bad. i’m not against dizzy at all but holy fuck half the cast can hit you full screen now. so many dlc zoners. i really dislike how the dlc characters are either extremely, extremely easy or harder than zat-0. elphelt is by far the worst example she was fucking cool in xrd and is literally nothing in strive. rekkas. slayer combos are so simple that you can just guess how to route on him and you’ll probably put them through the wall even if you’ve never played him before. i did this. silver lewis is literally for cavemen and more belligerent than sol (tutorial character with one button.) h.c, jack-o and That Man. The Devil. Asuka are extremely one sided fun characters designed to die if they get hit and stop chaining building and spending resources, but put you in hell if the setup is uninterrupted. it’s even more extreme with asuka literally dying if he’s struck while out of mana and taking half damage otherwise. i cannot complain about bedman other than it being extremely weak until all of it’s frame data was improved after a few months.

i want to choke on testament’s scythe while the succubi sit on my shoulders and laugh at me