Man I Need To Write And Or Draw Some More Live Wire Shit Because Every Time I Think About Those Silly

Man I need to write and or draw some more live wire shit because every time I think about those silly mid life crisis havers shamelessly flirting like high schoolers I just smile and giggle and kick my feet

Marie: you’re so lucky I pulled you out of that river. You were out cold. You could’ve died.

George: and I am forever grateful to you for that, I really am.

Marie: imagine what would’ve happened if I hadn’t been where I was. If I hadn’t been able to find you. I think about it so often. *tearing up* I don’t know what I would’ve done if I lost you… I couldn’t make it on my own…

George: hey you can’t think of this stuff, you know. You’re just freaking yourself out. Just focus on what is here right now. I’m fine, you’re fine, th’ baby’s fine. We have enough to think about right here.

Marie: *crying* what would I do if you weren’t here? My parents wouldn’t want anything to do with me.

George: we will never need to know the answer to that question. Ever. ‘Cause I’m right here and I’m not going nowhere. Please just try to go to bed Bean, you’re gonna make th’ baby nervous and then he’ll be kicking you all night again. Just take a deep breath.

Marie: I know… I just can’t help feeling like this is the best possible outcome and that we got ridiculously lucky. Like it’s a fluke.

George: maybe we did. Maybe it is. That should make us grateful, not fearful of what wasn’t.

Marie: hm…

The absolute karma of Marie having to stay on earth as a ghost without George is kind of delicious especially if Forrest is mouthing off at her because he doesn’t think she’s real

Like she is absolutely miserable and hates GC and Forrest has to go and make it infinitely worse by sassing her

the concept of forrest being integrated and adopted into the town without really realizing it. getting specific and having him be unknowingly adopted into the weaver-campbell-barrow family. starting out with him staying close friends with peggy and helping her get through post-whistling night & extending the olive branch to her nephew. not having it register for forrest that he's continuing his role of support for the town and this family bc it happens as suddenly and organically as it did on whistling night. having marie come back into the picture somehow and running interference/referee btwn her & her sister/the town. driving with peggy to wherever henry is kept and bringing anyone henry can stand to be around along to help smooth things over. if all of them are inevitably alive and released then forrest finds himself helping run a rare get-together in someone's home where everyone promised to make a real effort to get along this time. the idea of this character who, back in his hometown, might've been known as charming but admittedly weird now still That Guy but compared to everyone he's found himself spending so much time with, it almost feels like he's the straightman of a comedy duo who tries to keep things in order. and in some stupid-crazy happy ending, it fucking works. he's baking. there's 2 slashers and at least 2 other people they tried to kill bickering at the table, and he's baking.

Not-Canon Canon voice hcs (basically if they didn't have the voice actors they did, what voices would fit them best) Gaslight gatekeep girlboss: Beatrice Horseman The dead guy: The Lich Lovable and puntable: Bojack Horseman Beautiful baby boy: The guy that sung Digital Silence (S tier song) The other dead guy: Albert Hammond Bitchass McGee: (In a perfect world he'd be dead before he says a single word) J Jonah Jameson: J K Simmons

I also feel like Forrest could easily be voiced by Andrew Rea (binging with babish)

Like idk to me it’s really damn close to his in game VA

I wanna do an animatic of Forrest to the one short of Andrew drinking Gatorwine and getting progressively drunker

Also I’m glad you brought in someone with a bit of gravel in their voice for Marie because when I see other like singing voice claims and stuff for her they’re usually very smooth and more soprano but she is definitely an alto and she has some grit in her voice that makes it so beautifully rich like dark chocolate from the Netherlands

I watched ice age 2 recently and this dialogue just made me think of them so I had to whip out a quick sketch before I exploded

I’m sorry I just absolutely love this ship I think it’s great and silly

I also googled how to properly hold a vinyl just for this shitpost

GEORGE LIVES AU SICKFIC WHEN

- Marie jumping into the river and rescuing him before he drowns

- Marie resuscitating him and helping him get the water out of his lungs and staying with him until help arrives but he is so concussed and out of it he literally does not remember

- George demanding to see her in the hospital, absolutely indignant that the nurses will not let him see ‘his woman’ because he needs to be focusing on resting

- The nurses eventually relenting and letting him see her and she scolds him for scaring her and for kicking up such a fuss before hugging him (it hurts him a lot cuz he probably got pretty banged up underwater but he does not care)

- Jason coming to visit him and George having to calm Marie down because she was still really mad at him. George felt no offense whatsoever (he was very understanding about Jason’s intentions and knew he would intentionally try to hurt him)

- Marie coming by every day he’s in the hospital recovering from the concussion (about 2-3 days after he wakes up) and teaching him what they learned in class that week (again he fell on a Monday lol)

- Marie helping him learn how to walk on crutches after his ankle/shin/leg got fucked up

- Marie and George and maybe Jason confronting Teddy about being an asshole

- Marie coming back from the hospital (no at home pregnancy tests at this time folks, you literally had to go and do lab tests like you would for the flu and stuff) and telling George about Henry while dude is literally still on crutches and feeling the effects of a head injury

-shotgun wedding where dude literally has walk down the aisle in crutches the poor thing

- basically the reverse of an above scenario where he is now taking care of her when she is suffering from bad morning sickness and nausea and fatigue

- basically a reverse of an above statement where George comes home (I assume they are either staying at his house or are renting a place of their own by this point) and teaches Marie what they talked about in school after she got too pregnant to attend

Just them constantly taking care of each other rrrrraaaaaaaaah