Axel Orders Take Out, And Then Decides To Have The Cute Blond Delivery Boy For Dinner Instead.

Axel orders take out, and then decides to have the cute blond delivery boy for dinner instead.

Axel was bored. More importantly, he was starving. He had a pile of takeout menus in front of him and none of it sounded any good at all. His eyes lingered on the menu for a cheap pizza place a few blocks from his apartment. The pizza was total ass, but the delivery boy was hot as all hell.

Axel picked up his phone and punched in the number. A bored-sounding young man picked up the phone and asked him what he wanted.

“I’ll take twelve pepperoni pizzas. And… let’s say four two-liters of coke.”

“Huh. You throwing a party?”

“Something like that.” Axel licked his lips.

“Will that be cash or card?”

“Cash.”

The boy gave him a total and hung up. Axel leaned back onto his ratty couch and waited.

Like clockwork, 28 minutes later, someone knocked on his door. Axel stood and walked over. He opened the door and leaned on the frame.

The delivery boy, Roxas, was shorter than him. He had a tasty shock of blond hair on his head, partially hidden by a dirty visor with the pizza place’s logo on it. He was precariously balancing a huge stack of pizzas on one hand and holding a bag of sodas in the other. Axel had no idea how he’d managed to knock on the door. The kid was a professional.

“Delivery for Axel?” Roxas deadpanned.

“Yup. That’s me.”

“You gonna take these?” Roxas managed to make having a deadend job look unbelievably appealing. Even partly lidded and bored, his eyes were a striking blue.

Axel’s stomach growled. It was time to put his plan into action.

“Can you put them on my coffee table?” With an irritated sigh, Roxas stepped into the apartment and dropped the dozen pizzas on the table. Axel stealthily closed the door behind him.

“That’ll be $120,” Roxas said boredly. Axel noted, with appreciation for his craftiness, that the boy had added a good $15 to the total he’d been given on the phone.

Instead of getting his wallet, Axel grabbed Roxas by the shoulders.

“Hey. Don’t touch me, dude,” Roxas complained. Axel ignored him. Instead, he lifted the delivery boy up, opened his mouth wide, and swallowed him whole in a few large gulps. His stomach bulged outwards, stretching his t-shirt until it finally couldn’t take it anymore and gave up, sliding out of the way to let his belly grow. When the last of Roxas had curled up into his now massive, squirming gut, Axel let out a moan of satisfaction and sat back down on the couch. His belly rested in front of him, and he gave it a few contented pats.

“Thanks for the home delivery,” he said, with a loud belch. “The best part is, I don’t even have to pay for the pizzas.” He reached over and grabbed an entire box. He rested it on his belly, turned his TV on, and began flipping through channels. 

“Nothing good is on. What do you want to watch?” Axel asked, as he munched his way through slice after slice of greasy pizza. 

“I hate this fucking job,” Roxas muttered from inside his stomach. 

When the first pizza box was empty, Axel tossed it aside and grabbed another. With every mouthful of gooey cheese and bread that landed on Roxas, the boy swore and struggled more.

“If you think that’s bad,” Axel groaned, “let’s see how you like this.” He grabbed one of the two-liters of coke and twisted the top off. Tilting his head back, he guzzled down the entire bottle in one go, giggling to himself as he felt the liquid splash around everything else he’d already eaten. The carbonated fluid bubbled uncomfortably until he relieved himself with another belch.

“URRRP. That’s good.” Axel steadily ate his way through the entire mountain of pizza and soda. The pizza didn’t taste that good, and he wasn’t even hungry anymore- he was just eating for the sake of eating. Roxas’s struggles grew weaker and weaker, not for lack of trying on his part, but because Axel’s stomach was packed so tightly that he couldn’t move. Once all of the space around Roxas was filled up, Axel’s belly began to bloat outward further. Twelve pizzas might have been a bit too ambitious of a food order.

“I don’t know if anyone’s ever told you,” he grunted, “but your store’s pizza isn’t very good.” He inhaled the last slice without even bothering to taste it. His stomach was packed so tightly that it was firm to the touch.

“At least I found a way to fill my evening,” he groaned, rubbing his taut belly with both hands. The spilled grease from all the pizza made his belly hot and slick to the touch, and his full stomach was so heavy that his cheap couch was sagging from the weight. He was going to have to sleep here- there was no way he was going to be able to stand up, let alone fit through his bedroom door.

“I hope the next delivery guy they hire is as cute as you,” he sighed, licking his lips. “G’night, Roxas.”

Axel watched boring late night television until he fell asleep right where he sat.

... how many you are familiar with the "T/ales of" series?

Pumpkin Spice Attack

... dumb little story that I rushed to finish last night... been on my mind for a while so here it is.

Based in the AU where my king character is in a modern time, and inspired by an idea/conversation with AB3

 Aurelius belongs to me, Kai belongs to @askbloatedbellyblog

... and the ending is left open to interpretation?

It was a rather warm October day. Leaves of brown, red, and gold danced through the air on the gentle breezes, gathering on the ground in small piles before being tossed around by another breeze.

Aurelius sat in his apartment, reading a book as he waited for something. The large, blue haired gentleman sighed peacefully, enjoying the tranquility of the beautiful sounds of nature. However, with a sound at the door, Aurelius peered over his book to see what was happening.

“Ahhhh, boy do I love Fall!” Came a cheer as the door swung open. In walked Kai, carrying a large coffee cup and wearing a large smile on his face. “All the coffee shops making their special pumpkin spice lattes, and I can get as many as I waaaaaaaaant~!” He sang, happily sipping his coffee as he closed the door behind him.

Aurelius raised his eyebrow as he chuckled. “Oh yeah? And just how many is that?” He joked, getting up from his seat to get a better look at Kai… who had clearly had perhaps a few too many.

Kai took a large gulp of his latte. “Oh, uh… a few? I wasn’t counting. Why do you ask?” He answered. The reason Aurelius asked, was because his pumpkin spice binging was clearly showing. Kai’s normally toned abdomen was bloated, pushing up and against his normally fitting shirt. His gut sloshed and gurgled gently as he walked towards Aurelius.

The blue haired man smiled as he watched Kai’s belly jostle and slosh from all the coffee he had drank. Aurelius wrapped his big arm around Kai’s shoulder and gave him a firm, playful pat. “Oh, no reason, Pumpkin~.” He said, before reaching down and giving Kai’s rounded gut a gentle pat.

Kai finally noticed his handiwork as Aurelius moved his hands all over his bloated belly. He chuckled, sipping his pumpkin spice latte again. “I don’t think I’ve had that many… at least not enough to warrant the nickname Pumpkin.” Kai retorted. But a sudden, playful prod from Aurelius made the poor goof jump, his gut jostling with the motion.

Aurelius smiled, pulling the man along with him towards the couch. “Hahaha, oh? I suppose not yet, you’re right.” He said, placing the bloated Kai on the couch and walking out of the room for a moment. The brunette wondered what was up, but he didn’t think too hard on it, as he still had a delectable latte to enjoy.

A few minutes later, the large gentleman returned to Kai, bringing with him a cart filled with goodies and treats. But not just any plain treats; they were all pumpkin and pumpkin spice flavoured. Kai actually felt himself lean forward in his seat a little, his stomach letting out a low grumble as if he wanted all of these treats. He could feel his mouth watering a little just from the delicious smells.

Aurelius sat next to the man, holding a piece of pumpkin pie up to Kai’s mouth. “Come on, I’ve been waiting for you all day with this pumpkin surprise. Open up~” Aurelius moved the pastry closer to Kai’s mouth, the brunette, though hesitant at first, opened wide and took a bite of the pie. Oh, it was just as great as he thought it would be.

It didn’t take long for them to feed Kai the entire pie, his gut already growing larger, pushing his shirt up past his navel. Aurelius had one arm wrapped around Kai, his hand placed against the side of his growing belly, while his other hand was reaching for more festive treats.

After a few plates of cupcakes, muffins, snickerdoodles, and a couple cups of smoothie and more latte, Kai’s shirt was pushed up over his large, distended, rounded abs. His belly was larger than a basketball already. Kai groaned and held the sides of his gurgling gut. “H -UURRP- how much is left…” He moaned, quietly excusing himself under his breath.

Aurelius placed his big hands on top of Kai’s, pushing gently against them before stroking slow circles over Kai’s exposed belly. “Now now, Kai, there’s still plenty left. Don’t worry, I’ll help you out.” He teased, Kai groaning at the sensation of Aurelius’ touch. The blue haired man took one of his hands from the noisy gut and returned to bringing Kai more goodies.

Cookies, blondies, biscuits, rolls, doughnuts, cakes, bars, puddings, brownies, loaves… Aurelius truly went all out on this surprise. Kai hadn’t seen (or eaten) such a wide variety of pumpkin foods before. He groaned loudly, flopping his head back in the seat as he cautiously rubbed his giant belly. His poor abs were stretched into a large ball, larger than a yoga ball. “Aur- URRAAAAAAHPP-, ugh… I… I’m so full…” Kai moaned, wincing as the blue haired man rubbed and stroked the taut surface of his stomach.

“I can see that~” Aurelius cooed, pushing his hand against the large, stretched gut, making the giant globe jostle and shake. “See, you’re my absolute perfect Pumpkin now~” He added, giving Kai a gentle peck on the neck, before resting his chin on the brunette’s shoulder. “You’re so large and round, stuffed with so much pumpkin. If we took you to a contest, you’d certainly bring us home first prize.” He teased, giving Kai’s belly a firm pat.

Kai groaned. “Uuuuuuuugh, i-if you’re not careful…” He began to warn, pausing for a moment to moan in bloated agony. “I… I’ll have to show you just wh-what this big Pumpkin can do.” Although clearly in some pain, Kai flashed Aurelius a playful smirk, which only made Aurelius smile back.

“Oh yeah?” He said. “I’d like to see you try. If you’re not careful though…” Aurelius paused for a moment to give Kai a peck on the cheek, before licking his lips teasingly. “I might accidentally work up an appetite for some… pumpkin filled Kai.” The two chuckled, although Kai’s was cut short by a sudden round of hiccups, making his big belly bounce and slosh with each outburst.

With a little help, Aurelius and the big bellied Kai got up out of their seat and made their way to their… exciting evening plans.

“BUUUUUUUUUURP~ OOF, that was a good snack!!  Not very filling, though… Honestly, Herc, you’ve really gotta bulk up more; I’m still hungry!! I wonder if Steve or Luke are anywhere around…”

THE MUCH ANTICIPATED PART 2 TO THIS DRAWING!!  Skinny preds aren’t usually my thing but Amadeus’ canon appetite being an absolute bottomless pit makes him one of my few exceptions!!  How could I NOT let him gulp down that massive greek buffet that was Herc?

Things I love from this stupid game; that Herc and Amadeus are best bros and totally dating but also that Cho has a gotdamn bottomless pit for a stomach!!  

Eating contests are abound with these two but no matter how hard Herc trains he’ll never be able match the totally awesome capacity of a Hulk.

BUT PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT 83c

He just can’t work in these conditions :\