Just... Some More Rambling, Featuring Two F/GO Kings And A Little Scenario Of An Eating Contest Featuring

Just... some more rambling, featuring two F/GO kings and a little scenario of an eating contest featuring four handsome guys, all inspired by the Halloween event in the NA server; Oni-Land

Oni-Land is quite carnival/amusement park themed, and you literally have to collect food items to sell at the store, so...

Picturing our two, radiant kings, enjoying the delectable treats of Oni-Land, saying how they should enjoy all the food here just like an Oni does!

Ozymandias and Gilgamesh, sitting at a table with a mountain of the event’s delicacies, laughing loudly (of course) as they talk to each other about how much they’re enjoying this feast. Their large, noisy, formerly well-toned stomachs, gurgling and burbling loud enough to be heard from far away.

The two casually talking about how they could easily out do the other in terms of how much they can eat. Although it may seem that they’re joking around, they’re actually secretly trying to one up the other, like “HAHAHA! That last mouthful was nearly twice as big as the ones prior! No surprise, really, but it looks like I’ll be clearing this table off first!”

... and the poor, unfortunate master who gets caught between them (literally). Trapped between the two large, gurgling bellies of the two loudly laughing kings. Of course, they’re both demanding that their master rub their belly and how they should feel honoured to see and help them while they’re in such a glorious state.

The master helpless to escape, has no choice but to rub the bellies they’re wedged between. The guts bouncing each time the kings laugh, making the stomachs slorsh and glorsh against the master who has no choice but to listen to the noises.

It’s only a matter of time before they start competing for their master’s attention, and seeing who can get it all for themselves..

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And this being a sort of carnival/amusement park, there’s probably also an eating contest area, where some of our beloved, hungry boys can go indulge themselves and win a prize!

Our noble heroes competing for a blue ribbon to be slapped on their large, stuffed bellies, and the roster this year looks like it’ll be a hard one to guess the winner!

We have Tawara Tota, who is known for loving a good meal and loves eating with others, and this big guy can clear a plate of rice in a second flat easily! He may just be here for a good time and a free meal, but don’t let your guard down around him... or he might accidentally make you the next course before he realizes it!

Next up we have Diarmuid, the charming knight of Fianna, who can tear his way through a four person meal like nothing, and even has an outfit with a belly-window for this event! Even with that belly, he’ll make you swoon~

Third, we have the Greek legend, Achilles! The powerful rider of the buffet line, the man who’ll drive his chariot through the drive-thru and ride his chariot home when his belly’s pinned him down. Raised by a centaur with two stomachs, Achilles has a tremendous appetite, and he’s hungry enough to eat a horse!

And last, but certainly not least, is our beloved, loyal dog, Cu Chulainn! A powerful, athletic hero, who loves to eat! Promise him food and you’ll have a new best friend in this guy! Cu is eager to dig into a delicious meal and stuff his face and gut until his suit rips from the sheer size of his belly! It’s not the first time it’s happened, and it won’t be the last!

Who will win this years Oni-Land eating contest? Well, just be careful not to get within grabbing range, or you may be added to their menu~!

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Can I try something? If you're in the v/ ore community here, please reblog?

No pressure to of course, but looking back so much of the community has broken apart or left and I'd just really like to see how many people are still around, if we can make anything from this.

@itsawrites has been in a zzzesty-ria kind of mood, particularly one character who isn’t s.orey at all about– okayi’llstop.

I think the headcanon they had was that S/orey comes up with a VERY fun way to prove the existence of seraphim, so here he be toting around his cute friend~

… F/GO A/chilles ramble time now >>b

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... I... wrote a little story to go with this glorious gift OTL/////

It was a simple enough plan. At least, that’s what the seraph thought at first. Sorey, the shepherd, had come to the town they were located at and true to his generous nature, he offered to help them in their time of need.

The seraph only wished to stop the recent outbreak of rumors that were spreading through their home; that the seraphim weren’t real. They just wanted some help in proving the naysayers wrong. Anything would’ve worked for them, they were open to ideas. Anything to have their existence recognized again.

… well, at least that’s what they initially felt. Once the plan was under way, the seraph started to have second thoughts; it was definitely a great way for people to know that they were really there, no question, but… Did Sorey really have to go this far for them?

The shepherd was proudly walking through the town, smiling and waving to enthusiastic followers and starstruck citizens. It wasn’t everyday a town was blessed by the presence of the new shepherd and his team, but that wasn’t necessarily what they were entirely excited about either. In fact, most of their attention was focused on his abdomen in particular, where once was a flat, toned stomach, Sorey was now sporting a large, round belly, which wobbled and jostled with every step he took. And it wasn’t particularly quiet either, as it sloshed and gurgled noisily as he went about his day in the town.

Sorey was quite proud of the plan he had come up with to help this seraph in their time of need, and was quite thrilled by the attention they seemed to be getting as well. The shepherd would encourage people to come up to his belly and touch it to feel the seraph inside, even rub and press their ear to the surface of his taut stomach if they’d like. The seraph couldn’t deny that this method was effective, but nonetheless they couldn’t help but question it and feel rather decently embarrassed about the whole thing.

But one thing the both of them had underestimated was Sorey’s appetite. The brunette’s belly grumbled hungrily, still wanting more food. It didn’t help that Sorey would often walk past food stalls and carts, the local tavern, and the occasional bakery during his stroll, so he couldn’t help but think about the local delicacies that he could indulge in.

Luckily for him, and rather embarrassingly for the seraph in his gut, his rumbling belly was heard by several of the citizens. Soon enough, the shepherd was being offered all sorts of food to help him with his hunger, from store bought gels to home cooked meals. Sorey would end up finding himself heading back to the inn with a much heavier gut leading his way, bouncing and glorshing as he walked. Sorey patted his belly as he munched on a fresh baked good. “Mmph, well… I don’t think anyone can deny your existence in there!” He said, as if recounting how successful the past few days had been. The seraph couldn’t help but feel a mix of happy, yet flustered by this however.

Sorey chuckled, offering his apologies to the seraph within, stifling a burp with one hand while stroking the side of his big, exposed belly with the other. The seraph couldn’t be mad with him, as he was doing them such a kind favour, and they really didn’t overly mind anyway. Sorey carefully hoisted him and his large gut on to his bed, which creaked under the weight, and slowly rubbed the top of his round belly as he drifted to sleep.

@itsawrites has been in a zzzesty-ria kind of mood, particularly one character who isn’t s.orey at all about– okayi’llstop.

I think the headcanon they had was that S/orey comes up with a VERY fun way to prove the existence of seraphim, so here he be toting around his cute friend~

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