I Kinda Went Overboard With Making An Actually Summonable Servant For @dumdumdrawstumtums C/u-taur...

I kinda went overboard with making an actually summonable servant for @dumdumdrawstumtums​’ C/u-taur... Please enjoy

Cu Chulainn -5 Star Lancer-

-[Quick] [Quick] [Artes] [Buster] [Buster]-

Hit Counts: Q-3 A-2 B-1 X-4

Active Skills-

Protection from Arrows Ex

-Evasion for four attacks for three turns, and increase greatly defense for four turns

--Thanks to his increased speed, evasion is easier than ever before! On top of that, his thick coat grants him even further protection

Disengage (Dog) A+

-Removes own debuffs, recovers own HP (amount recovered increases per “Shirou” on field)

--Like the most good and loyal hound, Cu Chulainn will break away from a fight to return to his master’s side

Primeval Howl (Hunger)

-Increase Quick cards effectiveness for three turns, NP damage for one turn, and increases own instant-kill success rate for three turns

--A howl imbued with runic properties, seemingly triggering Cu Chulainn’s true ravenous nature.

Passive Skills-

Magic Resistance - A

-His thick coat and good dietary habits help Cu with resisting debuffs

Riding Skill - Ex

-Perhaps due to how he bested the former guard dog, or maybe because of how he offers his masters rides, Cu Chulainn has obtained this ability nonetheless

Divinity - B

-The least exciting of his abilities, bestowed on him for being a child of a god

Noble Phantasm-

Ravenous Hound of Ulster -[Quick]- Rank A+

Invul-pierce for one turn (activates first)

Deals heavy, defense ignoring damage to all enemies

Overcharge

-Chance to inflict “Devoured” status on enemies* (activates first)

*Same as instant-kill, but grants Cu the “Well-fed” buff for ten turns which increases healing received, defense, and attack per stack

Bond CE-

Beloved Master’s (/Shirou’s) Apron-

Increases Cu Chulainn (Taur)’s NP damage by 20% while equipped, and grant 2 stacks of Guts

Here’s what the “Well-fed” buff would do to Cu’s sprite, plus idle animation of him patting his wobbling belly(/bellies)

I just really love extended stays in bellies ok shhhhhhh

Been sitting on this ramble for a while. I was hoping to turn it into a story, but I’m satisfied with just giving it in my new fashion! Featuring our favourite disaster boi from that one swimming show

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Okay, so there were some fun facts about L/anga and R/eki on the S/k8 wiki, so here’s another small drabble/ramble

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Been sitting on this ramble for a while. I was hoping to turn it into a story, but I’m satisfied with just giving it in my new fashion! Featuring our favourite disaster boi from that one swimming show

So to start, we’re just following some young man on a surprisingly empty subway car. Texting his friends while he waits for his stop, complaining about stuff and talking about stuff.

Suddenly his attention shifts to a passenger who just boarded from the last stop. It’s an athletic man with messy brown hair standing next to a pole and holding on to a handle as he texts with his free hand. He wasn’t doing anything in particular at the moment that caught our guy’s attention, rather it was something else that drew his eye to him... It was the large, round belly that this handsome devil was sporting

The guy clearly had an athletic build to him, so that made his belly much more prominent. On top of that, his hoodie was unzipped and his shirt underneath it was already pushed up and over the swell of his globe of a gut. The guy was surprised that he didn’t feel the car shift when he got on... and that he didn’t notice the deep blorps and gurgles that would rumble through the empty subway car from the brunette’s belly.

Our guy sneakily snaps a picture of this “bloated” athlete (forgetting to put the camera on silent) and sends it to his friends, saying “This guy looks like he just cleared out a whole buffet on his own!” And as he starts sending the pictures, he notices that the brunette actually looked up at him, probably wondering what the sounds were.

The athlete had put away his phone and had his hand newly freed hand on the side of his large, round belly, rolling his fingers on the surface as he smiled at his onlooker. Our guy stares at him for a moment, mostly in shock from being caught in the act.

Then, the big belly turned and the young man sporting it started walking (or waddling) towards him, same confident smile on his face while he idly pats his gut. “Caught your eye?” He asks, practically pressing his blorping, sloshing belly against the guy “Why not have a closer look~?”

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A minute or two later, and Natsuya has the subway car all to himself. The swimmer burps loudly, before giving his massive belly a few hardy smacks. The guy’s shoe landing on the floor in front of Natsuya, having been launched from his mouth after that burp.

He couldn’t believe his luck! After emptying out that entire buffet and forcing it to close early, the swimmer was still feeling hungry, despite his already large belly. And when this guy seemed to be interested in his form, he couldn’t help but think he found himself his second course.

Natsuya sits down, one arm over his belly and rubbing large, slow circles over the top of his wobbling and sloshing stomach as he texts Rin with his other hand. The shark toothed swimmer was asking what was taking him so long, to which Natsuya smiled, getting an idea from his last little “meal”.

The athletic brunette snaps a picture of his belly and sends it to Rin, saying “Just stopped for a quick snack.” And following a particularly sharp kick from in his stomach, he chuckled and added “And I grabbed a snack on the ride here too~” before sending Rin another picture of his gut, this time looking a little more lively.

Satisfied with the responses he got out of the red haired athlete, Natsuya arrives at his stop and hoists himself up with a grunt, patting his belly again as he squeezes it out the subway doors to meet up with his friends.

Being stuffed in a subway car just as stuffed as you are~