I Look At Horses With Their Necks Bent Down Chowing Down On Some Morning Grass And Think What A Terrible

I look at horses with their necks bent down chowing down on some morning grass and think ‘what a terrible life eating grass and that’s it until you die’ as if productivity equals existence

*trying to divide the halves of my saltine cracker sleeves over a week to see how long I can make them last* oh my god my math teacher was right

Sorry what was that? Gimme a second I’m rotating Jotaro Kujo in my head like the polish cow

Dude I want to go home like I know I’m sitting in my bed but dude

Cooking different cultures foods is so fun and flavourful but I literally watch every video with crossed fingers bc it’s like, okay I have brown sugar, okay one cup of water I got this, okay green onions I’ve got some in the freezer, oooooh no I don’t have rice flour- oh I can substitute that for this instead?? Thank goodness I really want to make these rice cakes

Nvm I lied it was that one Australian lady from H2O

No no no no wait wait I DO remember my first fictional-character crush it was BRAHMS the guy that snuck food from the kitchen like a rat and made most of the house a fire hazard like a rat and lived in the walls like a rat