Living Room Should Be First

Living room should be first

List every country, best to worst.

1. Bathrooms

2. Living Rooms

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hrnng… too much cream,,, makes me scream … . .. .

For those of you that are watching the translation of this post is this:

God preserves the water and Baekdusan of the East Sea to dry up and wear. Hase Fall The sky is empty but the high and bright moon without clouds is one of the hearts of our hearts. Preserve the length

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동해 물과 백두산이 마르고 닳도록 하느님이 보우하사 우리나라 만세 무궁화 삼천리 화려 강산 대한 사람 대한으로 길이 보전하세 남산 위에 저 소나무 철갑을 두른 듯 바람서리 불변함은 우리 기상일세 무궁화 삼천리 화려 강산 대한 사람 대한으로 길이 보전하세 가을 하늘 공활한데 높고 구름 없이 밝은 달은 우리 가슴 일편단심일세 무궁화 삼천리 화려 강산 대한 사람 대한으로 길이 보전하세 이 기상과 이 맘으로 충성을 다하여 괴로우나 즐거우나 나라 사랑하세 무궁화 삼천리 화려 강산 대한 사람 대한으로 길이 보전하세

(Close enough if you don’t count the backpack or Akira’s expression)

Ryuji and The palace of submission

Part 5

“Ugh I need a nap” Ann complained

Akira and the other phantom thiefs had all come back to cafe Leblanc after Akira rescued them all from the torture pits. All of them, that is, except for Ryuji

“You can worry about sleep later we have more important things to be discussing” Makoto said

“But those torture pits were exhausting” Ann whined “And I’m tired”

“Oh quiet Ann,” complained Futaba “we need to find Ryuji”

“How is it that you managed to search the ENTIRE palace?!” Yusuke screamed “And not find a one man with bright blond hair!”

“He wasn’t anywhere when I searched the palace I’ve said this a thousand times already!” Akira exclaimed “All I have found is a root to the treasure and you people, who were no help whatsoever!”

“DONT YOU DARE” Yusuke exclaimed

“Jeez Yusuke why are you so pissed about this?” Asked Haru

“BECAUSE” he pointed at Akira “HE WAS THE ONE WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO TRY AND SAVE HIM. BUT NOoOoOoO HE HAD TO LEAVE HIM THERE TO HELL KNOWS WHAT!!!!!”

“Ryuji will be fine, Yusuke.” Ann said

“You want to talk about a man who made thousands of celebrities bend to his will, weak and strong, and say that Ryuji will survive him?!?!?!?! You people have lost your minds!”

Makoto put a hand on Yusuke’s shoulder “He will be fine I think Ryuji can handle a couple baddies on his own”

Just as Makoto finished that sentence, Someone had walked in the door of the cafe.

It was Ryuji.

“Ha told you!” Makoto exclaimed

Yusuke merely mumbled something about Makoto having a big head.

“Ryuji, we are so glad that you are_” She didn’t finish her sentence before Ryuji ran over to Akira and got in his knees.

“Master I apologize for my lateness! Those mean men wouldn’t run the red light so I could get to you.”

Everyone blinked for a second

“Ryuji? What did you just call me?”

“Master, that is what you told me to call you as your slave.

Quiet

(Cut to outside of Cafe scene)”WHAAAAAT?!?!?”

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After helping Ryuji into some normal clothes (unfortunately though were unable to remove the chain) they sat him down at a booth

“Ryuji what the hell happened?” Makoto asked

“Master Akira had saved me from the mean expirement men” Ryuji said (Akira proposed he called him that instead of just master, as it sounded creepy)

“‘Mean expirement men’?” Morgana asked

“Yes they tortured me with these machines that did all sorts of things that only my master should do!” (There were some things texted to Ryuji in the car that I shall post later)

“So then why are you here and not wherever you met your ‘master’” Haru asked

“Because Master Akira told me to meet up with him at the cafe Leblanc”

“And when was this?” Makoto asked

“I don’t know”

“How do you not know what time it is?”

“‘Time’? What is that?”

“Oh come ON! You can not tell me you don’t remember the concept of time!?!?!”

“Master Akira told me not to remember things such as math or English, don’t know what those are either though.”

Yusuke thought for a moment “Ryuji, can you go upstairs?”

“I’d rather not, especially if master Akira still wants me here”

“Well your master want you to go to your room”

“I don’t believe you” Ryuji squinted

Yusuke looked at Akira with an expression that meant ‘back me up here!’

“Yusuke is right, you should go upstairs Ryuji”

“Ok master!”

Ryuji then bounded up the stairs and into the attic.

Yusuke then slammed his hand on the counter “ Ok then what the hell Akira?”

“What is it?” Akira leaned back

“You claimed to not have found Ryuji in the entire palace, and now he shows at the cafe claiming you’re his master?!?!? What the hell did you do to him?!?!”

“I didn’t do anything to him! I’m just as shocked as you guys are!”

“Then explain why he thinks you’re his master!” Ann exclaims

Akira is shocked for a moment then realizes something.

“Oh no!!!” Akira says

“What is it?” Asks Yusuke

“When I was in the palace after you guys were taken. They asked for a picture of me for no reason. I relented and then went on to find you guys!”

“Wait a minute you don’t think they...” Yusuke realizes

“The technology exists! It is possible for someone to use a photo to copy that person’s face, and sometimes even their voice!” Haru explains

“So then, when they took that picture of you” Ann begins

“They had someone impose as me and make Ryuji into their slave one way or another!” Akira finishes

“So then how do we make him back to himself again.” Yusuke asks

Haru thinks for a moment and then speaks “Okumura foods and a specific advertisement agreement with the company we were trying to decorrupt. Perhaps I can head over there and try to see if the company has a solution to this.”

“So what do we do in the meantime?” Asks Makoto

Akira looks up at the attic “I guess for now Ryuji will be living with me

To be continued

(Things that we’re said in the car

5. The machines that were used to torture you will not be used again. However, I may ask you to allow me to do some of the things that the Machine did to you in exchange for your protection. Trust me it won’t be long.

6. Even if someone claims to order you in the name of your master. You must not obey them unless you know that your Master gave you direct order.

And finally 7. On the third Saturday of every month you must prepare yourself for some sort of Master slave roleplay. The type may be whatever you choose but in every scenario you must be the slave.

[Note note: 7 will become important later in the story!]

And sorry for the long notes in the story I just had to explain some plot points)

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