My Take On Talia Is That She Is As Unhinged As Mischa. Look, All We Know About Her Is That:

my take on talia is that she is as unhinged as mischa. look, all we know about her is that:

• she and mischa were, quote, mad passionate online lovers. on facebook and twitter. in ukrainian. was it like а-ах мішенька не зупиняйся🥵 or more of a *ніжно цілує твої губи під пісні вокарчука*??

• she found him through his youtube channel called bad egg and wrote mostly positive feedback on his video. the girl spends her free time watching badly autotuned music videos about booze and bitches. she probably makes them too

• she styles her hair like julia fucking tymoshenko. not just that this hairstyle is super hard to make, but also what sane person would chose to resemble tymoshenko??

• she agreed to marry mischa (or mb even proposed herself) at the ripe age of 18, upon never seeing him irl and probably knowing him for less than a year if not a few months

• she consciously shortened her name from natalia to talia. this was, for all i know, never done before. also talia means waist in ukrainian so there’s that

• and her middle name (?) is legit made up. were her parents pranksters by any chance? cause the fuck is moruska

• did i mention that she choose MISCHA BACHINSKI?? i mean who wouldn’t but still

verdict: she and mischa had to be separated because keeping them on one continent could’ve resulted in irreparable consequences such as everyone starting to use bro as a pronoun and dying of prolonged exposure to swagness

people see news of 200+ palestinians being killed in one attack and scroll or think about it for about a minute then move on. but if 200+ people died in an attack in the west it would be mainstream news and all people spoke about for weeks. i know the numbers of palestinians being killed are astronomical and its impossible to keep up (which is absolutely sickeningly horrifying, there are no words), but the lack of value placed in palestinians lives and disregard shown is insane

i think the funniest thing about me is that for several years as a young child, my favorite song was the blue danube for reasons i can't remember

OH MY GOD GORILLAZ AND ONE PIECE GRFFTSRGEJKKFDSGRAAAAAAA

☆ love, electricity, shockwave central power on the motherboard, yes! ☆

I’m gay??? I’m straight??? I am your dentist??? And I enjoy the career that I picked??? I am your dentist??? And I get off on the pain I inflict???

ride the cyclone animated series with panty and stocking art style its a slice of life of the kids after the incident and there’s kick ass song every episode like phineas and ferb and the opening is a mix of the musical openings to be more silly and and and-