Um. Hi! I'm izzy I mostly do silly little things in here! I am in several fandoms though I have a different blog for that! Any pronouns are chill! I'm also really bad at people-ing so sorry if I mess up ! You can kinda tell my fandom sideblog by the fact that its the exact same pfp and background. just different name. Also MINOR nsfw please don't interact :D
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Anolis Aquaticus (By: Lindsey Swierk)
Reblog if it's okay to start talking to you.
Could you guys imagine the drama if mad scientists had tumblr?
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💀dr.undead follow
Can you guys stop putting @normal-civilian on my dash?? They LITERALLY don't support graverobbing??? Like it's 2023 get over yourself some of us need corpse parts for experiments grandma isn't using her liver anymore it's fine!
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Just in case you haven't heard it today, it's totally valid to call yourself a doctor even if you dropped out of college! It's basically a mad scientist tradition at this point
🦇dr-bats follow
Nah fuck this. I didn't spend years defining and documenting a scientific method of turning people into giant animal mutants through gene manipulation to get lumped in with some fresh faced collage dropout who just happened to stumble onto the secret to reanimating corpses. Words have meanings.
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🩻 exposedspine1 follow
Hey guys what do you think would happen if I jumped into the open vat of glowing green mystery chemicals we all keep in our labs? Super powers right?
🩻 exposedspine1 follow
Hospital.
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🤖 inatorlover3000 follow
Aha! But I bet you didn't expect this! It's my latest invention, a giant death ray that detects the biggest LOSER in the room! And look! It's pointing right at you! Better run while you still can hero!
🔫 henchman13 follow
Good one boss!
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🫁 gutz-n-stuff follow
Literally if you don't keep living brains in jars of green goo unfollow me now.
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why did my mom say this to me
consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about
when ur friend says a speech pattern that u also use
Friend hasn't played on our server in a while so I made his base into a Spirit Halloween
why does everything gotta cost $20
highkey wish i could share my brainrot energy onto other things that deserves the love as well :')
referred to myself as "broke, woke, and alone" and it sounds like a reality show but i can't decide the genre
I. Didnt know you could do this but apparently you can kinda change Tumblr theme?
Idk man but now my feed is in vampire colors and thats just awesome
Every year I find myself defending the poor folks at the Crazy Bonez Halloween brand from all the internet haters who genuinely think they're dumb enough to "accidentally" make wrong skeletons. Maybe this kills the fun of the hyperbolic outrage for some, but it's really not the result of faceless clueless capitalism; most of the inaccurate Halloween skeletons, from the more outrageous Bone Octopuses to the subtler "birds with bone feathers" and "dogs with bone ears" are completely conscious artistic choices by one small team. I've talked to some of them! The idea that someone made a Bone Octopus Halloween Decoration out of actual ignorance is such a bizarre assumption to make, though. Yes, almost all adults do in fact know that cat skulls wouldn't have ears on them, and all adults definitely know that pumpkins don't have bones.
Many that you actually see on the market, however, are bootlegs or imitations of their designs. The real thing will usually say Crazy Bonez or Seasons on it, though Spirit Halloween is also a legit partner and gets some exclusive models every year. There are two new 2023 releases I'm super excited to review. Some of you already know what they are!
WHY IS THERE CONTENT FROM
THE TUMBLR. SEXYMAN ERA
INVADING MY FEED?
shrimp miku
Didn't really think I would need to make a boundaries post, but here ya go
Asks
send me them, I love getting asks, but, that said,
please make sure they're semi relevant
never ask me for money, I'm broke and have no currency attached to the internet
don't try to guilt me into anything
don't show me really depressing shit in there
Now, none of my followers have done this, but you know who has? those palestine/gaza blogs that go around asking for donations. I don't know you, I don't know that you are real, and I am certainly not clicking any links you have.
Literally Anything Else
I don't really have anything else, I'm just fed up with these charity things begging me for money. I guess, just don't be a dick to me. I love a good debate/civil argument. and, idk, don't flirt with me