I Dont Understand Why People Act Like Techno Was The Feral Member Antarctic Empire. Philza Is Right There

I don’t understand why people act like Techno was the feral member Antarctic Empire. Philza is right there guys.

Feral things Phil did in SMP Earth I can remember off the top of my head:

1. Dropped an airstrike on the Villiager Adoption agency after saying “Fuck the orphans” while Pete and Techno told him not to

2. Messaged Techno “We must become gods” when asking for an alliance

3. Led the Pilliagers to Tommy’s villagers when they showed up in the middle of negations for the Treaty of the Pit (Notably Techno told him not to)

4. Kidnapped Wilbur’s prized dog, tamed a different dog and made it look like Wilbur’s dog, let Wilbur think it was his dog, then kill the doplganger in front of Wilbur all to teach Wilbur a lesson about fucking with him.

5. Sent an airstrike down in the middle of a crowd during treaty talks because Tommy was annoying him.

6. Dropped an airstrike on Tommy’s base almost immediately after the Treaty of the Pit was signed and the Antarctic Empire was neutral with Tommy

7. Was the first person to point a weapon at Tommy during the initial peace talks after the Battle of the Pit

8. Asked FitMC to nuke Arlus for betraying him and the Antarctic Empire during the Saint-Malo trials and gave Fit the materials to make the nukes (End Crystals)

9. Stole 50 diamonds as revenge for Tommy rigging his Casino and having TimeDeo steal from Icebomb

10. Swooped out of the sky and one-shot Wilbur when Wilbur tried to run away with the Dragon Egg

11. Chased Slyvee down until she flew away during the Battle of the Pit despite having no idea what was going on because he wasn’t in the VC

I’ve convinced my younger brother to join the mcyt fandom and this is gonna be so good. Finally I’ll have someone to ramble to about dream smp stuff

Say goodbye to all of your free time bro

He’s watching one of Wilburs videos rn I’m so frickin happy

A little witchy calendar to look forward to next year, since this one was a little bit.. cursed.

This lets you know about the full moons, new moons, wheel of the year celebrations and zodiac entrys, I hope you can use this to aid you on your practice.

How I’m interpreting Philza being mad at Fundy and everyone

[DSMP roleplay series]

Techno getting screwed over by his bros: a saga pt 1

ft ghostbur <3

Sleepy Bros Inc found family but honoring technos rejection of being part of the family. No he’s not technically Phil’s son. But I mean cmon sometimes you take over the world with a younger dude and accidentally start caring about him in a mentoring way

Then Phil’s actual sons meet this dude and go ‘ah. this is our brother.’ To which Techno’s like ‘who the fuck are these people?’ But it’s already too late for him

When Wilbur finds out techno is only two minutes older: “haha it’s like we’re twins!! :D’ Techno: ‘no. <3’

Someone sees Tommy and techno arguing: ‘wow I wish I was this close with my siblings!!’ Techno: ‘given the slightest opportunity I would drop kick this child into the next dimension with no remorse’

Techno: ‘yeah I’d say me and Phil are pretty close work colleagues. Like sometimes we’ll hang out after causing mass bloodshed and instilling fear into our enemies hearts.’ The person he’s talking to: ‘you are literally eating the lunch he packed for you. There’s a note signed with a little smiley face.’ Techno: ‘yeah man we’re good work colleagues.’