Finally Got To The End Of The Magnus Archives After Starting It In 2020, Stopping After Ep 134 For A

finally got to the end of the magnus archives after starting it in 2020, stopping after ep 134 for a month only to pick it up again from the beginning, then going all the way from the beginning once again and now i am finished.

i am UNWELL

its all i can draw rn so this is gonna be fun.

bro stop [FABRIC RUSTLING]… people r going to think we r gay

trust me, when you see a dove couple doing this for half an hour without ever getting bored of each other, something in you changes fundamentally

I didnt notice this until I saw the transcripts but the crazy shit that Jonah/Elias is chanting in the background is all in iambic meter. Well, I didnt NOTICE, but I certainly noticed, one of those things that you just sort of internalize because its meant to convey something and then it makes sense when someone points it out..

Why is this significant? Iambic meter is duh DAH, like a heartbeat. So Jonny wrote this giant wall of text to sound like Elias was chanting syllables exactly like a heartbeat. This is for sure completely intentional. What a guy.

*taps mic* is this thing on

S1 Jon Sims is so funny actually. "I don't want my assistant to get chopped into pieces but it has to be someone" "there's a perfectly natural explanation for a guy who claimed he was being haunted by a spider to be found dead and encased in spiderweb. Nothing supernatural at all." He spends several episodes really drilling in how terrible Martin is and then Martin puts worms on his desk and he's like "sleep in my bed." He doesn't believe in most supernatural stuff besides the evil books. Except that when confronted about this in a high stress situation he's like "it's all real actually. By the way are you a ghost?" He's fantastic he's a dick he's the best