Y'all Like "the Marauders Are Soooo Fine" And This Is The Marauders

Y'all like "the marauders are soooo fine" and this is the marauders

the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

i think essentially becoming and stealing your best friend’s identity after they died (because of YOU) is genuinely one of the most homoerotic things ever like fuck you mean in your deep gut wrenching grief you steal their life in order to be as physically close to them as possible

Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a homosexual and and an idiot

Need a drarry fic or an edit based off fear of heights by boy genius so bad bc it’s literally the most drarry coded song ever.

Like “when the black water are you up, like a sugar cube in a tea cup, I got the point you were making when I held my breath to you came up.” Is draco watching Harry die in the war.

And “if they ever catch you at it I know you’d want me to be proud that you took a rich man’s dream and brought it with you on your way down” could be relate to how harry was the face of hope in a war that was trying to eradicate anyone who wasn’t pureblood (and therefore anyone who isn’t rich bc of how prevalent generational wealth is among pureblood families) and because of that I think Harry would develop a sense disdain towards the wealthy.

“Cause one man’s dream is another man’s death, I remember when you told me that. I didn’t know what it meant so I just laughed, now I know it isn’t funny” i could actually talk for hours about this line!!!! Basically what this line is talking about is the how the rich in an effort to gain material wealth (in the song it’s specifically houses but I think it can relate to much more) will exploit the underprivileged overseas for their cheap labour, causing the wealthy to get more wealthy and the poor to become more poor. It’s essentially restating the idea that “there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism”. In relation to drarry this line could again relate to Harry’s disdain for the wealthy and draco not getting it at first as he’s never understood what it was like to live life without privilege and wealth.

“I wanna live a vibrant life but I wanna die a boring death” could be in relation to how they both cope after the war; draco wanting to go under the radar and never wanting to stand out too much, whereas Harry’s started living life for himself and has become kinda reckless.

“not everybody gets the chance to live a life that isn’t dangerous” would relate to Draco’s privilege, how he’d never have to be in the position of being exploited for labour because he’s rich enough to never have to work. He’s aware of his privilege. He’s protected by his wealth, he knows this and intends to use it to his advantage. He won’t put himself in a dangerous position if he doesn’t see the need to. 

“You called me a crybaby But you're the one who got teary Tellin' me what you believe, How we're stuck in entropy” I genuinely believe that Harry would have very strong morals and I think that Draco’s unwillingness to “put himself in danger” unless he has to would really upset Harry, I think Harry would be really terrified about the state the world is going in especially after dying for it and that would be what causes him to fight for a better future for the underprivileged.

“Oh, it hurts to hope the future Will be better than before” would relate to Harry’s worries about the state the world is going in, how he’s worried history will repeat its self and how they’d never get out of this cycle but all he can do is fight for a different future.

Hc that instead of merlin's beard/Godric Gryffindor Sirius starts using variations of Lupin's name as exclamations in his everyday language like

"Lupin's furry tail, that was close"

"By Lupin's name, I will hex you"

"Remoony's baggy Y-fronts, Minnie's going to kill us!!"

"Lupin's most luxurious pelt, those dungbombs did a number, huh?"

"Moony's pants, what have we done"

It drives Remus up the wall but it catches up with James, Pete and the girls and by extension, the whole Gryffindor tower and soon there are several variations going around and almost on every corner you can hear someone go

"Acting the Lupin"

"Buggering Lupin"

"Gobsmacked Remus"

"In the name of Lupin"

"By the power invested in me by Remus Lupin"

It's hilarious and by the end of their time at Hogwarts, Remus doesn't even notice it anymore to the extent that it goes from blushing profusely and dropping whatever he's holding in surprise to blushing mildly and stuttering.