Bring Back Tumblr Ask Culture Let Me. Bother You With Questions And Statements

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

EVERYONE SHUT UP MY BOYFRIEND @solunest IS VISITING FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND HE'S A SWEETHEART AND A HUGE GOOBER AND I LOVE HIM VERY MUCH

AAAAAAA ;A; help he's so fucking sweet and he's gonna be here for a whole week!! ;A;

sorry sorry I had to scream somewhere ^^;;

Listen, this lube SLAPS (is a staple in my cabinet of sins)

But why the absolute FUCK would anyone EVER need that much? Are you making the world's most dangerous slip and slide again? Have we not learned from the sins of our predecessors and their uncontrollable urge to wildly over lubricate tarp??

Is this like the beer keg of sex parties?

Sky diving lube is also simultaneously terrifying and hysterical. Can you imagine the impact? Just slam and goosh

The wildlife would be slicked for years after

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

Man there is nothing better than the look of confusion when someone walks in to hear my music changing songs.

Went from

The Crane Wives - The Garden

to

REZZ - Everywhere, Nowhere

The joys of listening to many many genres of music. Ploy-jam-orus as its been dubbed on Tik Tok. And I do love a good pun or play on words :3

(Although this situation doesn't happen often because I'm in a shared office space most times. I just lucked out that folks are out today so I get to jam without my headphones.)