HC About Bakugou Participating In No Shave November. I Bet He Cant Grow An Actual Beard And That Its

HC about Bakugou participating in no shave november. I bet he cant grow an actual beard and that its patchy. He was probs dared by his "friends". His s/o really tries to not make fun of him but they cant help it.

This is gold omg i was giggling so hard while writing this my mom is scared for me

BAKUGOU PARTICIPATING IN NO SHAVE NOVEMBER BUT CANT GROW A BEARD

KATSUKI BAKUGOU

— when he first came to you about this you kind of just glanced at him and then snort loudly giggling

— he glares at you with like a cold ass glare and a growl

— “What?”

— “Kat...you can’t grow a beard...” you start, covering your mouth with your hand to stop laughing. “You...you aren’t manly enough—“

— “wHAT DID YOU SAY?!”

— once you’ve calmed down from giggling you ask him why he’s doing it because he’s never shown interest in facial hair

— then he goes on to say how he was roped into doing it because he’s participating in “No Shave November.”

— you blink at him innocently before asking

— “But what’s there to shave? You don’t even have chest hair.”

— “Y/N I will break you if you keep it up.”

— “It’s like a babys bum. So smooth.”

— “Shut. The fuck. Up.”

— so you leave him alone about it, the thought of your boyfriend growing a beard making you giggle every now and then

— and the days go by until one morning you walk to his room so you guys can walk to school

— you knock and wait for him on your phone and you are vaguely aware of the door opening

— “Hey are you ready to...”

— your mouth opens as you meet your boyfriend, who’s leaning against the doorway with his hand in his pockets, stroking a barely visible peach fuzz on his jaw with a smug look on his face

— you stare at him, and it’s silent for a few moments

— and then you just lose it

— “—hAHAHA—KAT, W-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!”

— “wHAT DO YOU MEAN?! ITS MY BEARD!!”

— poor boy feels like he’s been kicked in the balls

— you choke on air at the sentence ‘It’s my beard.’

— “That’s—“ you struggle for air on the floor. “That’s not a beard...” you wheeze.

— “The fuck are you talking about?! It’s a fucking beard! You wouldn’t know a beard if you saw one!”

— “I know what a beard is...” you wheeze, clutching your stomach. “And I can tell you...this ain’t it chief.”

— with all the commotion going on it doesn’t take long for someone to come up

— and ffs it’s Kirishima getting ready to walk out the door

— you notice he got some stubble and it actually looks good on him

— “Hey what’s going on out he—“

— “Shitty hair, answer me this; this is a beard, right?”

— Kiri looks up from where your slowly recovering and standing to bakugous pencil thin mustache and blinks once before losing it too

— all that recovery time was useless because now y’all are on the floor banging and he’s seething

— “Is that even a mustache?!?”

— “OF COURSE IT IS YOU FUCKING DUMBFUCK!”

— through your tears you can see smoke coming out his nose and you wheeze

— you can faintly hear Kirishima go “I need a fucking inhaler I can’t breathe.” and you just lose it once more

— “I seriously fucking hate...the both of you...” you hear your boyfriend start, stepping over you as he makes his way towards the elevator

— you and Kirishima help each other off the floor with hiccups, giggling at Bakugous pencil thin mustache

— “I thought,” Kirishima start, giggling in between hiccups “That he could actually do it..what the fuck was that?!”

— “Wait till he gets to class!” You start and other students are giving y’all strange looks as you guys cackle like hyenas outside the dorms

— you barely made it to class before you hear “SHUT THE FUCK UP DUNCE FACE!”

— you guys rush in to see bakugou practically blowing up the room and Kaminari who’s gone thumbs up

— and most of the boys have some hair on their faces

— so your confused until you look at everyone’s facial hair and then look at your boyfriends and you bust out laughing again

— because from where your standing it looks practically invisible

— he is pissed lmaoooo

— “All of you...shut up...I swear to fucking god...shut up....goddamnit....”

— “We’ll shut up when you grow a mustache.”

— rip sero

— anyways so the whole class is just bombing bakugou for his pencil drawn in mustache and he’s ready to end them all

— when Aizawa finally gets up from his nap and rolls out the sleeping bag

— “All of you, shut up and sit down. Now.”

— “Ok but Mr. Aizawa, answer this.” and bakugou gets shoved up front. “Is this a mustache?”

— there’s just a sigh and then a pause

— “No.”

— the choking noises from you and the spit laugh thingie from everyone else

— and you happen to glance at your boyfriend only to see him looking like he’s going to murder someone

— “Y/N aren’t you supposed to be supporting him?”

— “How can I support when there’s nothing there to support?” You giggle clutching your stomach

— there are a couple surprised noises and shook faces and barbaric breathing

— and Aizawa is just tired man

— bakugou has stopped working at this point

— he threatens to kill you all if you come in a five foot radius of him

— this goes on for the whole day

— till finally you guys head back to the dorms and he without a word storms back up to his room mumbling about his “mustache”

— “Maybe I should go talk to him.” you think looking back up at the stairs and fiddling with your fingers

— “You should. That would be super womanly of you.”

— “Yeah, comfort him on the lack of facial hair he can grow.”

— “Um—“

— “And the fact that he lost No Shave November.”

— so while everyone is downstairs chit chatting you come up and knock on his door

— “Kat?”

— “Leave.”

— “Katsukiii...” you sing song, tapping on the door. “Let me in.”

— “Fuck you.”

— “Is this about your little mustache?” You ask and you hear a growl. “Look I’m sorry okay? We were all just having a little fun, y’know? Come on, stop being such a baby!” You tease

— a couple seconds later the door swings open followed by “Who you calling a goddamn baby?!”

— and you look up at him to see he’s shaved off the little facial hair he’s grown

— “What happened to the mini-mustache?” You start, grazing your fingers over where it once was

— “I shaved it. What do you want?”

— you roll your eyes. “I came to apologize for teasing you. It was wrong and you didn’t deserve it. Can you forgive me?”

— he’s quiet for a while and then he just pushes your face away from him with a soft “Fuck you.”

— “Awe,” you smile, dodging him and wrapping your arms around. “I love you too.”

— “I said fuck you.”

— “Tomato Tomah-toe.”

You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

I live for that oh.

🎃 Happy Halloween 🎃

the fact that keanu reeves rejected being on mcu multiple times but said yes to be on a sponge bob movie just shows how truly powerful he is

I was in a Cal 3 lecture. When i tell you i was DYING from that no shave november HC....It was super funny. I probably looked like an idiot laughing but it was worth it. Keep up the good work. 💗💗👏👏

pFFFttft okok I have to admit writing some parts made me laugh i was iffy about posting it🤡 I’m so glad you enjoyed it tho 🥺 wjfjalcks