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HC About Bakugou Participating In No Shave November. I Bet He Cant Grow An Actual Beard And That Its
HC about Bakugou participating in no shave november. I bet he cant grow an actual beard and that its patchy. He was probs dared by his "friends". His s/o really tries to not make fun of him but they cant help it.
This is gold omg i was giggling so hard while writing this my mom is scared for me
BAKUGOU PARTICIPATING IN NO SHAVE NOVEMBER BUT CANT GROW A BEARD
KATSUKI BAKUGOU
— when he first came to you about this you kind of just glanced at him and then snort loudly giggling
— he glares at you with like a cold ass glare and a growl
— “What?”
— “Kat...you can’t grow a beard...” you start, covering your mouth with your hand to stop laughing. “You...you aren’t manly enough—“
— “wHAT DID YOU SAY?!”
— once you’ve calmed down from giggling you ask him why he’s doing it because he’s never shown interest in facial hair
— then he goes on to say how he was roped into doing it because he’s participating in “No Shave November.”
— you blink at him innocently before asking
— “But what’s there to shave? You don’t even have chest hair.”
— “Y/N I will break you if you keep it up.”
— “It’s like a babys bum. So smooth.”
— “Shut. The fuck. Up.”
— so you leave him alone about it, the thought of your boyfriend growing a beard making you giggle every now and then
— and the days go by until one morning you walk to his room so you guys can walk to school
— you knock and wait for him on your phone and you are vaguely aware of the door opening
— “Hey are you ready to...”
— your mouth opens as you meet your boyfriend, who’s leaning against the doorway with his hand in his pockets, stroking a barely visible peach fuzz on his jaw with a smug look on his face
— you stare at him, and it’s silent for a few moments
— and then you just lose it
— “—hAHAHA—KAT, W-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!”
— “wHAT DO YOU MEAN?! ITS MY BEARD!!”
— poor boy feels like he’s been kicked in the balls
— you choke on air at the sentence ‘It’s my beard.’
— “That’s—“ you struggle for air on the floor. “That’s not a beard...” you wheeze.
— “The fuck are you talking about?! It’s a fucking beard! You wouldn’t know a beard if you saw one!”
— “I know what a beard is...” you wheeze, clutching your stomach. “And I can tell you...this ain’t it chief.”
— with all the commotion going on it doesn’t take long for someone to come up
— and ffs it’s Kirishima getting ready to walk out the door
— you notice he got some stubble and it actually looks good on him
— “Hey what’s going on out he—“
— “Shitty hair, answer me this; this is a beard, right?”
— Kiri looks up from where your slowly recovering and standing to bakugous pencil thin mustache and blinks once before losing it too
— all that recovery time was useless because now y’all are on the floor banging and he’s seething
— “Is that even a mustache?!?”
— “OF COURSE IT IS YOU FUCKING DUMBFUCK!”
— through your tears you can see smoke coming out his nose and you wheeze
— you can faintly hear Kirishima go “I need a fucking inhaler I can’t breathe.” and you just lose it once more
— “I seriously fucking hate...the both of you...” you hear your boyfriend start, stepping over you as he makes his way towards the elevator
— you and Kirishima help each other off the floor with hiccups, giggling at Bakugous pencil thin mustache
— “I thought,” Kirishima start, giggling in between hiccups “That he could actually do it..what the fuck was that?!”
— “Wait till he gets to class!” You start and other students are giving y’all strange looks as you guys cackle like hyenas outside the dorms
— you barely made it to class before you hear “SHUT THE FUCK UP DUNCE FACE!”
— you guys rush in to see bakugou practically blowing up the room and Kaminari who’s gone thumbs up
— and most of the boys have some hair on their faces
— so your confused until you look at everyone’s facial hair and then look at your boyfriends and you bust out laughing again
— because from where your standing it looks practically invisible
— he is pissed lmaoooo
— “All of you...shut up...I swear to fucking god...shut up....goddamnit....”
— “We’ll shut up when you grow a mustache.”
— rip sero
— anyways so the whole class is just bombing bakugou for his pencil drawn in mustache and he’s ready to end them all
— when Aizawa finally gets up from his nap and rolls out the sleeping bag
— “All of you, shut up and sit down. Now.”
— “Ok but Mr. Aizawa, answer this.” and bakugou gets shoved up front. “Is this a mustache?”
— there’s just a sigh and then a pause
— “No.”
— the choking noises from you and the spit laugh thingie from everyone else
— and you happen to glance at your boyfriend only to see him looking like he’s going to murder someone
— “Y/N aren’t you supposed to be supporting him?”
— “How can I support when there’s nothing there to support?” You giggle clutching your stomach
— there are a couple surprised noises and shook faces and barbaric breathing
— and Aizawa is just tired man
— bakugou has stopped working at this point
— he threatens to kill you all if you come in a five foot radius of him
— this goes on for the whole day
— till finally you guys head back to the dorms and he without a word storms back up to his room mumbling about his “mustache”
— “Maybe I should go talk to him.” you think looking back up at the stairs and fiddling with your fingers
— “You should. That would be super womanly of you.”
— “Yeah, comfort him on the lack of facial hair he can grow.”
— “Um—“
— “And the fact that he lost No Shave November.”
— so while everyone is downstairs chit chatting you come up and knock on his door
— “Kat?”
— “Leave.”
— “Katsukiii...” you sing song, tapping on the door. “Let me in.”
— “Fuck you.”
— “Is this about your little mustache?” You ask and you hear a growl. “Look I’m sorry okay? We were all just having a little fun, y’know? Come on, stop being such a baby!” You tease
— a couple seconds later the door swings open followed by “Who you calling a goddamn baby?!”
— and you look up at him to see he’s shaved off the little facial hair he’s grown
— “What happened to the mini-mustache?” You start, grazing your fingers over where it once was
— “I shaved it. What do you want?”
— you roll your eyes. “I came to apologize for teasing you. It was wrong and you didn’t deserve it. Can you forgive me?”
— he’s quiet for a while and then he just pushes your face away from him with a soft “Fuck you.”
— “Awe,” you smile, dodging him and wrapping your arms around. “I love you too.”
— “I said fuck you.”
— “Tomato Tomah-toe.”
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BAKUGOU WITH A S/O WHO LOOKS LIKE SHIGARAKI WHEN ANGRY
KATSUKI BAKUGOU
— honestly you kept this hidden from him because you never got mad at him
— in all honesty him screaming makes you cackle lmaoo you gotta admit it do be funny sometimes
— he only sees this side of you when you guys come to rescue him
— you and the bakugou rescue squad had gone out to get him and when he returned safely you and the majority of the class had gone to see him in the hospital
— and of course he’s just fussing and complaining
— “I shouldn’t even be in here, damnit. I’m fine.”
— “They want you here just to check on you. Just because you aren’t injured physically doesn’t mean you aren’t mentally injured.” Midoriya speaks.
— “Did I fucking ask you, you Shit-Nerd?!”
— “Hey! He’s just trying to help!”
— “I don’t need his, or your help! I don’t need anyone’s shitty help! I’m going to be the number one pro-fucking-hero!”
— “Bakugou, even All Might has PTSD! A pro hero who doesn’t say they don’t have some kind of trauma is a liar!” You start.
— “I’m not like them. I’m not like All Might either. I’ll beat him, you, shitty Deku, anyone who wants to stand in my way!”
— he’s getting up and leaving and your getting pissed with him
— everyone’s telling him to sit down and relax
— why won’t he just fucking listen?!?
— “Bakugou—“
— “Shut the fuck up! I don’t need your pity!”
— “KATSUKI WE ARE NOT TRYING TO PICK PITY YOU, WE JUST WANT YOU TO BE OKAY GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!”
— he turns around to scream right back at you but...
— he’s not seeing you
— he’s seeing the guy he just blew up a couple hours ago
— your black hoodie really doesn’t do any justice
— and he doesn’t know what’s happening he’s just s c a r e d and terrified as you make your way closer to him red eyes glowing
— and then you reach a hand out and shit just hits the floor
— he lets out a huge explosion and blows you up
— and your lucky that Kirishima was there to shield you but you still felt yourself get hit and something sting your lip
— half the class is fussing over you and half the class is yelling at him
— someone hands you a damp paper towel with ice wrapped in it and you place it against your lip and hold it with your hand over it so it stops the bleeding
— you look up at everyone and they understand why Bakugou blew up
— “Y/L/N...is...that you?”
— your confused until you glance into the hospital window and realize the side affect of your quirk has kicked in
— and you scare yourself because the way your holding the ice pack kind of looks like shigaraki when you all first saw him during the USJ incident
— and you understand why he reacted the way he did
— he probably got scared of you
— something starts in your stomach and you calm yourself down, your hair and eyes returning to its normal color
— you ask everyone to leave the room and once they do you quietly make your way over to him where he’s shaking softly
— “Baka?”
— “Shut the hell up.”
— you wince at his tone; he’s trying to hide the fact that he’s scared of you
— you reach a hand out to place it on his bicep and he recoils, realizes what he did and tries to stop himself
— “You...you don’t have to be brave in front of me, you know?”
— hes still quiet, head down and hands shoves in his pockets and you shift the
— “I...If I was in your shoes...I don’t think I could have been as brave as you...” you offer softly to him and he lets out an exhale through his nose
— “I...I’m sorry that I scared you...I didn’t know—“
— “Of course you didnt know, you fuck.” He speaks harshly and you wince, your eye color staring into his
— the room is silent and then you speak again
— “I’m sorry.”
— “You should be.”
— “Y’know—I think you are back to normal.” You retort with a snort and he rolls his eyes at you
— “Fuck you.”
— “Yeah, your back to normal, Baka.”
— you give him a closed eyed smile and it’s quiet for a while
— you can feel his ruby red eyes on you
— and then ever so softly you hear
— “Thank you...for coming to rescue me...”
— your eyes snap open and you stare at him as he stares at you in the eye
— did he just—
— “HUh?”
— “Don’t you make me repeat it, fucker.”
— “How rude. Don’t call me a fucker.”
— “Then what do you want me to call you, fucker?”
— you stare at him for a moment, then
— “Call me y/n.”
— his eyes go wide for a second and you’re afraid you made a bad move until he smirks
— “Fine. But only if you call me Katsuki.”
— you blink and then blush at him
— he’s staring at you expectantly
— and finally you grin at him.
— “I’m fine with that, Katsuki.”
Letting personal feelings get in the way, All Might?
🤡🤟🏽 wHOO—
if you would be so kind as to reblog this if you feel insecure about your writing skills.
😔🤘🏻