| masterlist|send concerns through inbox lol ✧ i try to write ✧
154 posts
Ok Now Wtf Im Trying To Tag Last Anons Post But It Wont Let Me ??? Help
ok now wtf im trying to tag last anons post but it won’t let me ??? help
-
budderboss2408 liked this · 4 years ago
-
the-ghost-of-mr-dolphin liked this · 4 years ago
More Posts from Jaideite
It’s time to put an end to this
@myherowritings ... clearly ... you love bakugou ;))
so...idk how I’ll explain this one but... if you’re in @myherowritings discord server... you’ll understand this...enjoy ???
BNHA BOYS AND LICE
BAKUGOU KATSUKI
— he has caramel flavored lice because they absorbed his sweat from his workouts
— they are also full of nitroglycerin so I don’t know if you wanna keep eating them
— they’re feral like him and he put his hands up there and they bit him
— his face went blank and he just will not touch his hair again unless it’s to wash it
— uses his quirk to do it in the morning and he hesitantly hovers his hands before activating his quirk and blowing his hair up
— the blonde strands that floated onto his shoulders made him scream like a girl
— he becomes like Horton because he can hear the lice screaming as they die from his quirk
SHOTO TODOROKI
— shoto has ice shaped lice who have adapted to the cold of his body because this boy lives on using his ice side only
— they dare not go to the heat because that is death but they will go to his mixed ketchup and mayonnaise colored baby hairs because those are like furnaces
— at this point the baby hairs look like little villages now smh
— y/n like to crawl into his room when he’s asleep and pick them out his hair so they can use them as ice cubes for their drink
— he won’t notice because he’s like a bump on a log and lol you’re doing him a favor
— he wakes up and scratches his head and it’s like the apocalypse for the lice because his fingers will smush them
— it becomes like the ice age during the times he uses his quirk for hero training and only 1/3 of lice survive
— they repopulated because ahem activities keep them warm
— if you’ve ever seen that scene from Bad Boys 2 with the mama rat and the papa rat...those are the lice on Shoto’s head during hero training ...reproduction
IZUKU MIDORIYA
— midoriyas lice are as hyper as he is
— they jump around his head and are soon to become lice pro heroes because they ate his hair and have obtained one for all too
— should midoriya ever fall in battle pick the lice out and eat them and the legacy that is one for all is revived
— they originated from bakugou because he would get all up in his face and they needed a new taste of food
— so they hopping hopped into his head and munched on the broccoli flavored food
— until one day the food became different and they all started getting powers
— midoriya basically is like the intro to the show where it recaps how quirks came to be
— except they all have the same fucking power
— they’re the reason why his hair is so wild it’s because they’re always hopping around on his fucking head and making a riot
— poor boy can never comb it so he just lets it be
— trust and believe one of the lice have used one for all at 100% and flew out his hair, landing on his hero notes
— he panics and just plucks it away and is thankful that he was alone in his dorm
EIJIRO KIRISHIMA
— the manliest lice you will ever meet
— they use the hair gel from his hair to keep their antenna up
— they use the pieces of dandruff and take a strand of hair and make weights with it and that’s how they work out
— that is if they survive his sharp hair and every time he activates his quirk fully
— they only use “dude” “bro” and “manly”
— they honestly look like Larry the Lobster due to the red dye and the workouts
— they can and will become friends with bakugou’s feral lice
SHINSOU HITOSHI
— he mind controls them so he has friends
— yes he knows they exist
— because poor boy is all alone
— they mind control all lice who look at his hair
— they lonely too and they’re all antisocial
— they renegade to keep themselves from falling into a crippling depression
— some of them cry while renegading
— they’re insomatic too because they stay awake and keep shinsou company
— he likes to slide things into his hair to keep them hidden and let the lice watch over them
— his lice do not like Kaminari because they get electrocuted every time his lice jump over to shinsou’s hair
— but it’s settled cause Kaminari’s lice go stupid too so shinsou’s lice just ignore them and let them wander into danger
awwww Jaide you have such good taste in music!!! thank you for sharing!!!
awww🥺 ty love i try to keep my suggestions open and listen to what my friends send me in case i end up liking it. you’ll never know unless you try right?
HEADCANON OF BAKUGOU WITH BABY FEVER PART TWO
as soon as I had finished the first one, I immediately wanted to do this :)) brought warmth to my heart
plus y’all deserve it after my most recent stunt i swear 💀
KATSUKI BAKUGOU
— the moment he finds out he’s immediately overprotective of you
— someone wants to hug you? nope, handshake.
— the only one who can hug you is him because he’s careful of the growing baby inside of you
— he wants a girl so bad
— just to he can go around and say “my girls”
— will spoil her with only the best of the best of things
— calls out of work to go to the first ultrasound and has the nerve to be impatient about the whole appointment lmao
— “Can the damn doctor hurry it up?”
— “Be patient.”
— “Screw it, I’m going to find them.”
— “Jeez I hope this kid gets my patience and not yours.”
— finally the doctor comes and he does everything needed and you get to see your baby who seems to be covering it’s face and flipping you off from inside the womb
— the baby isn’t even born and he’s a proud parent already
— “Well this is definitely your kid.”
— “Can you tell the gender?”
— and sadly you can’t because the baby is positioned a certain way that won’t allow the doctor to see what it’s gender will be, but he can play the heart beat
— when the doctor plays the baby’s heartbeat he can’t help but cry bc wow you both did it
— after months and months you’re finally getting a kid
— he of course wipes them away and denies it
— “My EyEs WeRe iTcHy,”
— please realize he probably will not go out and get you some weird midnight snack combination unless you annoy him about them for like days
— he will make you something healthy from the fridge because he’s pretty sure that the baby didn’t suggest you both need to eat “Elf Spaghetti”
— you did end up getting your elf spaghetti and he watched in disgust as you ate it and cleaned your plate
— he refused to kiss you all day because of that
— he will probably give foot massages if you annoy him enough about your feet killing you and out of pettiness he will make sure that it’s the best foot massage you’ve ever had
— he heats his hands up so that makes it even heavenly on your sore swollen feet
— he likes touching the bump too
— you’re in public and he just rubs the side of your stomach with his knuckles or brushed his hand over it and you just let it be
— sometimes he drums his fingers on the top and if he’s lucky enough baby will kick back where he drummed them and it makes him smile
— talks to your stomach sometimes too but it’s only when you’re dead asleep and he knows it from the way you’re snoring
— “God I hope when you’re older you don’t snore like your mother here.”
— he’s at work when you go into labor
— he’s in the process of arresting a villain he had been after for a couple months when Kirishima comes running up to him and telling him to come on
— “The fuck is wrong with you?! Can’t you see I’m—“
— “It’s y/n. She’s—“
— he doesn’t get to finish because he’s gone already asking for the nearest non damaged taxi thays avalible and trying not to drop his phone due to his gauntlets
— he keeps calling and calling you and it goes to voicemail and he’s just panicking inside because what if someone found out? What if you’re hurt?
— third time is the charm because you finally pick up...or more so your mom
— normally he cares for his in laws they’re kind enough and they accept his anger issues and well...bakugou...but now is not the time for “Oh, Katsuki hi—“
— no he could care less he needs to know where his wife and child are and he doesn’t know so he kinda just screams at everything
— he figures out what hospital you’re at and he finally gets there all dirty and grimey and sweaty and he’s literally shaking in anger trying to find out where you are and no one is helping him because they’re all cornered at the fact that he’s got cuts and bruises on him
— he can honestly care less
— “My wife. My wife Y/N BAKUGOU IS IN LABOUR! WHAT ROOM IS SHE IN? THAT’S ALL I’M ASKING!”
— and the nurses aren’t even scared because they can hear the panic in his voice over you, so one of them finally directs him to the floor you’re on
— he couldnt be more grateful he puts in the back of his mind to send a thank you to that nurse as he takes off his gauntlets and leaves them before running up the stairs because wtf elevators are too slow
— he’s finally there and of course he gets recognized by someone but he doesn’t care he’s just looking for you because he can feel himself panicking at the fact that you’re having their kid and he’s missing it.
— but luckily the doctor he ran into is the one who’s delivering his kid so he just followes them to you and the baby
— his hand hurts all throughout the labour and boy do you gain so much more respect from him. He’s just giving encouraging words while wincing at his hand but the pain dulls when his kids screams hit his ears and the nurses say “It’s a girl!”
— when he holds his daughter for the first time and gets a peak at her little blonde hair he feels a swell of pride and promptly cries like that guy from cloudy with a chance of meatball lol
— and by that I mean he lets one tear fall and let’s it fall
— he becomes even more proud when her tiny hands start grabbing at things, and she even manages to pull on his hair somehow which of course he doesn’t mind he simply laughs it off.
— it’s clear that she’s got her dad wrapped around her finger and he knows too
— that video of the dad and the baby sitting together on the couch having a conversation? That’s him.
— No baby talk. His child will be able to string together like five word sentences when other babies are speaking their first words
— she definitely is a daddy’s girl, because every time she sees him on TV she jumps up and screams “Daddy!”
— you’ve sent him a video of it and he lowkey cries in his curry at the image of his daughters little gap smile
— if she starts to become anything like he was as a kid he’s going to sit her down and half a long talk with her about how wrong that is and how if you see that happening you either tell someone or you step up for them because that’s what heroes do
— becomes best dad in the world from that
i didnt expect to see ur post be the second thing on my dash, and honestly, it made me feel a lot of things. i almost cried at first. i screamed a little bit. the actual writing is really good. but its the most cursed thing i've seen today, thank you for blessing me with that. i'm gonna follow you now because your writing is rlly good.
WOW RAINBOWS REALLY DO COME FROM STORMS 🥺🥺 THANK U FOR THE FOLLOW will u accept cuddles and love as payment
you’re all welcome but please you must thank the discord server I’m in they came up with the idea ... somehow 🤨🥴