Its Not Even Funny Omg Bro Like Who. Who The Mother Of These Little Girls Who Wandering Around. WHO IS

it’s not even funny omg bro like who. who the mother of these little girls who wandering around. WHO IS THE BITCH ???¿!!?!😭

im so sad y’all know how long i wanted this mans n watching him go just...damn this shit hurt hurt 😭

Me constantly refreshing the Inuyasha tag to see if somehow anyone has an update on who fucked sesshomaru

me. it was me.

“WHO FUCKED SESSHOMARU!?”

— The entire Inuyasha fandom

so...idk how I’ll explain this one but... if you’re in @myherowritings discord server... you’ll understand this...enjoy ???

BNHA BOYS AND LICE

BAKUGOU KATSUKI

— he has caramel flavored lice because they absorbed his sweat from his workouts

— they are also full of nitroglycerin so I don’t know if you wanna keep eating them

— they’re feral like him and he put his hands up there and they bit him

— his face went blank and he just will not touch his hair again unless it’s to wash it

— uses his quirk to do it in the morning and he hesitantly hovers his hands before activating his quirk and blowing his hair up

— the blonde strands that floated onto his shoulders made him scream like a girl

— he becomes like Horton because he can hear the lice screaming as they die from his quirk

SHOTO TODOROKI

— shoto has ice shaped lice who have adapted to the cold of his body because this boy lives on using his ice side only

— they dare not go to the heat because that is death but they will go to his mixed ketchup and mayonnaise colored baby hairs because those are like furnaces

— at this point the baby hairs look like little villages now smh

— y/n like to crawl into his room when he’s asleep and pick them out his hair so they can use them as ice cubes for their drink

— he won’t notice because he’s like a bump on a log and lol you’re doing him a favor

— he wakes up and scratches his head and it’s like the apocalypse for the lice because his fingers will smush them

— it becomes like the ice age during the times he uses his quirk for hero training and only 1/3 of lice survive

— they repopulated because ahem activities keep them warm

— if you’ve ever seen that scene from Bad Boys 2 with the mama rat and the papa rat...those are the lice on Shoto’s head during hero training ...reproduction

IZUKU MIDORIYA

— midoriyas lice are as hyper as he is

— they jump around his head and are soon to become lice pro heroes because they ate his hair and have obtained one for all too

— should midoriya ever fall in battle pick the lice out and eat them and the legacy that is one for all is revived

— they originated from bakugou because he would get all up in his face and they needed a new taste of food

— so they hopping hopped into his head and munched on the broccoli flavored food

— until one day the food became different and they all started getting powers

— midoriya basically is like the intro to the show where it recaps how quirks came to be

— except they all have the same fucking power

— they’re the reason why his hair is so wild it’s because they’re always hopping around on his fucking head and making a riot

— poor boy can never comb it so he just lets it be

— trust and believe one of the lice have used one for all at 100% and flew out his hair, landing on his hero notes

— he panics and just plucks it away and is thankful that he was alone in his dorm

EIJIRO KIRISHIMA

— the manliest lice you will ever meet

— they use the hair gel from his hair to keep their antenna up

— they use the pieces of dandruff and take a strand of hair and make weights with it and that’s how they work out

— that is if they survive his sharp hair and every time he activates his quirk fully

— they only use “dude” “bro” and “manly”

— they honestly look like Larry the Lobster due to the red dye and the workouts

— they can and will become friends with bakugou’s feral lice

SHINSOU HITOSHI

— he mind controls them so he has friends

— yes he knows they exist

— because poor boy is all alone

— they mind control all lice who look at his hair

— they lonely too and they’re all antisocial

— they renegade to keep themselves from falling into a crippling depression

— some of them cry while renegading

— they’re insomatic too because they stay awake and keep shinsou company

— he likes to slide things into his hair to keep them hidden and let the lice watch over them

— his lice do not like Kaminari because they get electrocuted every time his lice jump over to shinsou’s hair

— but it’s settled cause Kaminari’s lice go stupid too so shinsou’s lice just ignore them and let them wander into danger

It’s time to put an end to this

@myherowritings ... clearly ... you love bakugou ;))

anywhere the wind blows

SUMMARY. After hunting a bounty near Wangshu Inn, you sensed the faint scent of qingxin blowing in the familiar wind. It seemed like it was leading you somewhere.

PAIRING. xiao x reader

WORD COUNT. 2.2k

GENRE. fluff, pre 1.3 release

A/N. my first genshin fic of my fav character xiao !! i’m definitely still getting used to writing for this world and for him but i hope this isn’t too bad 🥺 i’m so excited for xiao’s story and banner and can’t wait to learn more about him! if 1.3 comes and totally undermines the small guesses abt the lore i added into this fic then…we pretend we do not see u.u ANYWAY PLS ENJOY xx sof

“A rock shieldwall Mitachurl with a resistance to cryo,” you murmured to yourself with a satisfied smile, picking up the ominous mask and heavy horn that it dropped from the fight. “No more terrorizing Wangshu for you.”

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BUT WHO THE BITCH YHU FUCKED THO ??? GIVE ME AN ANSWER OR YOU CANCELLED

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Not a single soul:

Inuyasha in 2020: