Hi Hi!

Hi Hi!

I saw that your requests are open so I would like to make one!

Can I have the rise turtles and April with a chaotic reader who happens to be April's aunt?? Platonic of course and it can be headcanons or a one shot

Like, say April's stressed from school so the turtles spend time with her and hang out. The reader learns of this too so they just break April's house to surprise her with a day full of fun and sees April with turtles playing uno or sum shit. And immediately assumes April kidnapped them from area 51 and is proud of her for some odd reason

Basically the reader is a ball full of randomness and is chaotic

Also reader is gender neutral

Aliens?

April + reader (platonic)

Short description: Y/n walked up to stressed messages from their Niece April. They head over and are met with 4 mutant turtles

Sorry if it's not the best, I made it in like an hour and didn't really know where to go with it. I hope you enjoy it nonetheless

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Y/n let out a small whine as the sun's rays covered their eyes. They sat up, rubbing the sleep from their eyes. They let out a small whine and sighed a little bit. They grabbed their phone and read the string of stressed messages from their Niece April.

Sighing softly they pulled their phone from the charger and walked to the kitchen. They started some coffee (or tea or whatever you drink) and threw some bread in the toaster.

They walked back to their room and threw on the first outfit they could find (or the first one that looked decent). Y/n yawned a bit and rubbed their eyes again. They eat their toast and drank most of their coffee before grabbing their keys and wallet.

They walked down the stairs to their apartment and let out a small whine. " Geeze " they whispered, watching the cars fly by. They let out a small breath and walked to their bike. Y/n stared at the ruby red 2006 Harley-Davidson cruiser. It was their pride and joy.

They put their helmet on and hopped on, smiling to themselves. They started off towards April's. At a red light they sent her a message saying they were almost there. The light flicked green before Y/n was able to read her response.

They pushed off and cruised through the different cars. They parked near the entrance of their sisters apartments. Y/n stretched and set their helmet on their bike before climbing off. Pulling the keys from the ignition they climbed off and over to the front doors, a small smile on their lips.

They hurried up the stairs to the 3rd floor. Y/n knocked on door 305, waiting for a response. April cracked open the door, slight worry on her face. " He-hey Y/n ! How are you ! " She grinned and leaned against the door frame, glancing behind her.

" I'm good ? What about you ? " They asked and raised a brow, a skeptical smile resting on their lips. " Oh yeah, yeah ! I'm great ! " April laughed a bit and nervously grinned. Y/n hummed and watched her intently. " Can I come in ? " He chuckled and crossed their arms.

" Oh uh ! Maybe later ? " She squeaked after hearing a bang. Y/n let out a small chuckle and gently pushed the door open. They were met with the sight of 4 mutants. " What ? " They laughed out confused.

" Hello ? " Y/n asked and crossed their arms, watching the 4 freeze and stare at them. " April did you kidnap aliens ? " Y/n laughed and smiled at the smaller female. " No, no...these are my friends " April sighed and rubbed her temples. " Mikey, Donnie, Raph and Leo. Meet my mom's sibling, Y/n. " She told the 4 and waved a hand to them.

Y/n waved to them and smiled. " Making friends with turtles ? That's what I expected from you, ya little menace " they chuckled and ruffled April's hair causing her to Huff. " Sorry if I interrupted y'all " they hummed and sighed. " Nah, it's okay, maybe you can watch and join in after ? " April offered and glanced at the boys who nervously nodded in agreement. " Sounds like a plan " Y/n hummed and walked to the table.

.:fin:.

Info on the band I'm hyperfixating on :D

Heyy, do you have like any sort of guide for people (like me) who is starting to stan Ghost? Thank you <3

First of all, welcome welcome! You surely are in for a ride! Sadly the only guide I have made is of the era 4 ghouls that's pinned on my blog page BUT I guess I could do a quick little Beginner's Guide to Ghost. I don't know how much you've already researched so I'll treat this as an absolute beginner's guide. Also I'm writing this on the app so beat me in the town square for the formatting.

This is Ghost

Well actually that's a Swedish dude named Tobias Forge BUT he runs this whole band...project? thingy? Makes the songs, plays instruments on the albums et cetera et cetera. He also has a lovely wife and kids so keep your horny at bay, my wrist slapping hand is ready to strike. Oh yeah and he's the one playing all the papas (the skull daddies who do the singing) except Papa Nihil. Speaking of...

Papas???

THESE are the skull daddies I spoke of earlier, known as Papa Emeritus I, II, III and IV. Every album has given us a new papa... kind of. When Prequelle (4th album) came out we got a dude who looked like a rat and was named Cardinal Copia, also known as just Copia or Cardi C. However, during the last day of the tour A Pale Tour Named Death (APTND) Copia got turned into a Papa Emeritus because he had done such a good job! And now he's also called Popia for shits and giggles. Oh also they fucking murked papas I-III to show them off in glass cases for the VIP ticket holders because I guess that's what one does when touring America. But guess what else you need on tour?

GHOULS!

These are the Nameless Ghouls! They don't have official names but the fans have given them nicknames to tell them easier apart. They do the playing and backup vocals on tours. They do not play on the albums. They're paid to play their instruments on tours. They get new fits every tour. The rule of ghoul outfit is 1. Mask that you can't easily see out of and 2. If you don't feel like you are in hell when you're playing outside on a festival in +30°C heat (that's fucking hot Fahrenheits) or look like the KKK (disclaimer: they're not the KKK I swear they just made some questionable choices in festival gear back in the days long ago you can lower your pitchforks) on first glance it's not a ghoul outfit.

Now you might have yelpped out loud "Oh my lord Jesus Christ there's a lot of them!" or some variation of that and you don't know just how right you are! Ghost has had a looooooooooooot of ghouls during the years. Some have stayed a short while, some longer. There was a big drama some years ago when some of the then current ghouls went "this is bs Tobias is keeping all the money to himself" and Tobias said "no that's incorrect" and the ghouls left and there was a lawsuit that Tobias won. After that we got our current lineup of ghouls minus one ghoulette that joined this year. I mean a couple of the current ghouls played in the 3rd era lineup as well. ANYWAY the tl;dr of ghoul history is there have been many, there was a bit of a shit storm, but we good now.

I think that's the basics. Go watch the Chapter videos on Ghost's YT for silly lore and you'll meet Sister Imperator and Papa Nihil as well!

Do you write yanderes?

Yes, I do

I think part of why reading fanfiction is like swimming in Hawaii under a rainbow and original fiction is sometimes like forcing yourself to enter the waters of South Lake Tahoe in December is this idea publishers have that there should be no warm up lap.

No gentle easing into the cold waters of new characters, scenarios, histories, and settings. No polite introductions. It's like instead of slowly discovering the portal to another world in the antique wardrobe, someone's shoved you through it without warning and you pluge headfirst into the pacific ocean.

The first thing you read is a fight scene. A murder. With characters you know nothing about. You can't picture their faces--how could you? There has been zero description of them, not even a pronoun--just the formless "I."

Before I have any interest at all in some rando in a duel, I want to know their age and hair color and whether they have any friends they love more than life itself. I want to know if their mother was a stranger to them in childhood. If their brother ruthlessly bullied them and they're still afraid of men.

I want to know all about them before I will at all give a shit about some book about them. But if I know that stuff--which I already know if it's fanfiction, and I should know a few chapters in if it's a good book--then I'm ecstatic to follow along after them, even to a stupid mundane house party where they meet a guy who kind of sucks. Now, the fight scene has meaning. Now that murder is a shock. It means something.

The last few contemporary novels I've tried to read just shove you off a pier of your own willingness to open a book based on synopsis and plunge you into absolute drivel. I honestly can't endure it. I need the introduction.

Rip Swiss lol

you go down just like holy Mary... (x)

Diversity win! ✌🏼🏳️‍🌈 Happy pride month! This is based off an actual custom game @kotaboda and I played in Dead By Daylight as we helped her get familiar with the game again. 😂 You can’t enter a game without a killer, so I chose Ghostface (my beloved) to act as her tour guide.