Me, Quietly Whispering To The Ao3 Page Of An Author Who Doesnt Even Know I Exist: I Am Obsessed With

me, quietly whispering to the ao3 page of an author who doesn’t even know I exist: I am obsessed with you

DEAR FANFICTION WRITERS

Thanks for existing

Benefits of being a writer:

✓ Story goes how YOU want, nearly 21% of the time

✓ can buy a new book for 'work'

✓ excuse for all those blank notebooks you have

✓ search history doesn't send up any red flags

Downsides:

X You have to actually write a book

Why must this happen

By reading my works you are signing an agreement that if you put my works through AI or repost my works or anything like that, i get to hunt you for sport

"just write the story you want to read!" they said. well, guess what, now i have 14 unfinished drafts because apparently, i want to read 14 different stories at once.