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Uncomfortable Questions GUYS GUYS GUYS THE KID’S NAME IS……………. GRAY. Thank you so much intergalactic.beefcake (Instagram) for coming up with the name, and everyone on Instagram who gave me more options and voted!

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Ah, thank you for the essay; I like them and they explain things that aren’t in the fic, yet, but still important. :)

So when Finn arrives at Coruscant and by some twist of fate ends up becoming a Knight of Ren instead of a stormtrooper what would his name be?

I have a question about Whom Hades Seized, how do the names of the Knights of Ren work? When you join are you assigned a name based off of your gift(s) or is it selected from a list or do you take the name of one that died/retired?

My answer turned into a short essay? Oops.

Knights whose given birth names are already in High Basic are not renamed. Hecate, Thanatos, and Dion were all born to Imperial/First Order parents, so their parents would have given them High Basic names from the beginning. Morpheus also named Phobetor in High Basic, even though it was not his first language. For those whose birth names were originally in other languages, their name would be transliterated and sometimes shortened into High Basic (not translated!). So Strei-kai-loro became Kylo. Morpheus, Nyx, and Pasithea all changed their birth names into the High Basic ones they use now.

The knights’ familial names are dropped and replaced with the title “Ren.” It is essentially a symbolic marker that they have joined the Knights. For example, Hecate was born “Hecate Soteria,” but when she joined the Knights, she became “Hecate Ren.”

There is no concept of retirement for the knights. They keep the title “Ren” until death. It is very rare, but knights may choose to leave, or they could commit some grievous wrong and be banished from the knights. In those cases, they would not be permitted to keep the title.

The normal naming rules don’t apply to the King of the Dead. Kylo retains all of his names and titles at once, both on the maternal and paternal sides. That would include the title “Ren.” You might have noticed that Thrawn didn’t quite understand this, because the ways of the knights are fairly hidden and they stay out of court politics. It is a common misconception that Kylo, like the rest of the Knights, dropped his family names to take the title “Ren.” Which would have made the blood rite impossible, since it requires one person to confer a family name onto the other person. 

I feel that I should apologize for my short answer to number one since I don't consider what was done to the Imperial defector as mental manipulation but a brutal method of torture that left him for a time with a diminished mental capacity and since he seemed to recover as time passed. But I can see how it could possibly be mental manipulation and I should have been more descriptive since you asked for information and I just gave a short answer without backing up my reasoning.

I thank you for the opportunity to do better and be more thoughtful of others.

Thanks to everybody who answered my Rogue One questions / sent me spoilers. I’m still not sure if I’m gonna see it, but I appreciate being informed beforehand. Some of the things people mentioned are…definitely things I would like to know about before going in.

(More spoilery things under here.)

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This would only work if the controls on his belt were moved first. This prevents accidents like the one mentioned above or outright assassination via flipped controls. Of course if he had messed with the controls just before training and forgot to set them back into the right position that would allow a head butt to the chest plate to flip a switch or two. Or maybe even more unlucky she accidentally flipped the controls on the belt just before the head butt. Either way her reaction would amount to horrified shock.

leia only comes up to about vader's chest, so there's a rumor that she headbutted his control panel and he fell over unconscious like a giant jenga tower

This actually happened though.

It was an accident of course. Even without lightsabers involved, training gets kind of wild sometimes.

Leia was kind of terrified in the moment when she saw all the little blinking lights on his chest panel had gone dark for half a second, and then pretty embarrassed after he came to, and then terrified all over again when she realized that his suit was actually a life support system and oh no.

Anakin was mostly embarrassed tbh. Like, what an awkward way to announce, “By the way I’m on life support.” But later he actually finds it really funny.

(Leia thinks his tendency to turn the state of his health and life into a joke is a bit disturbing, but post-Alderaan, especially, she knows she’s got some unhealthy coping mechanisms of her own.)

Eventually they tell Luke about this, and Leia tries to downplay it but of course Anakin wants to play it up and Leia just sits there feeling embarrassed for both of them while Luke can’t decide whether to laugh or be horrified. Or both. Both is good.

 A really funny image that is in my mind right now is until Vader learned about Luke he was basically acting like Ash Ketchum’s Charizard: lazying around until he is commanded to smash Rebels or he wants to curb stomp them. It’s a funny image.

Funny HeadCanon Image

So, for those familiar with the Rebels episode ‘Twin Suns’ from the Third Season one scene keeps bouncing around my mind when i remember the opening scene: Maul is lost and screams ‘Kenobi’ in angry frustration. I imagine that Obi-Wan is a short distance away, maybe hiding behind a boulder, stiffling laughter. Then I imagine Obi-Wan spending all the time Maul was on Tatooine looking for him going in all sorts of different directions and dangerous places before doubling back and going someplace else; all the time laughing at how dumb Maul was.

Whether or not this is true I don’t care and you’ll have to pry the image of a laughing Obi-Wan (Ben) Kenobi hiding behind a rock as Maul screams for him nearby from my cold dead hands,