Proposal: Instead Of Creating Fantasy Names By Inventively Misspelling Real Names, Create Fantasy Names

Proposal: instead of creating fantasy names by inventively misspelling real names, create fantasy names by cutting real names in half and stapling them back together with mismatched counterparts. e.g.:

Alexamin Danthew Jamriel Tyseph Wilmeron

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my friend is MISSING (6/14/18)

According to her mom, she ran away. I don’t know why. I’ll keep updating this.

if you’re in the Whittier, CA area or the LA County area, PLEASE keep a look out

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Well I didn’t do anything; pranks can be cruel and I don’t want to do dishes for two months.

Reblog if you are NOT celebrating April Fools’ Day on your blog.

This means no pranks of any sort, just standard blogging.

Pomegranate Juice and Garlic

When you drink my blood, you will taste my innocence and purity. When I drink yours, I will taste your charisma and sensuality.

I saw this joke/story where a guy watched a game of (American) Football with his girlfriend and afterwards he asked her if she liked it and she said ‘no, because they spent the whole time trying to get the quarter back; it’s only twenty-five cents.’

i love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their shit over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch 

When I was seven/eight years old my Dad hit a female moose with three of my siblings in the car with him.

It wasn’t until Driver’s Ed that I understood fully just how lucky my family was that night. My father and older sister could have died and my elder brother and another older sister would have been serious hurt instead of just getting cuts from the spiderwebbed windshield and bruises from the impact

Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..