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ENTP is accurate af !

the MBTI types I know, as described by an ENTP

The last bullet for each person is how I imagine they would react if forced to fight a group of penguins

INFJ

i luv her

quirky af

ball of anxiety & depression

needs you to tell her you love her 36473492 times a day

so much luv to give

extremely caring

refers to animated objects as “she”

smol & sensitive

can dish it but can’t take it

drunk girl humor even when sober

would help penguins kill her

ESTJ

everyone’s bossy big sister

gossip queen

can’t shut up

doesn’t care how you feel

good at getting other people’s shit together

knows everything about everyone

manipulative af

it’s to your advantage to be her friend (which is why I am, guess what, ENTP’s are manipulative too)

thinks she knows people better than they know themselves, is only sometimes right

good for 4am conversations

EXTROVERT TO THE MAX

would fight penguins with a long stick

ESFP

has more balls than a locker room full of cis boys

works hard, plays harder

gives 0 fucks

LOUD LOUD LOUD

can be very sweet

can be very mean

seems cocky, is lowkey very insecure

funniest bitch you’ll ever meet

extremely blunt

will roast you to within an inch of your life, will not feel bad

loves math, hates anything remotely nerdy

when sober, would be mauled by a group of penguins

when drunk, would maul the penguins

ISFJ

says he’s 18 but is definitely 80

is constantly roasted by everyone, but it’s out of love

scrawny but stronk

SO ANIMATED

breathes sarcasm

pessimist

picture your grumpy old-fashioned grandpa as a fairly liberal college student… yeah that’s ISFJ

gets way too into debates

seems like a dick but is actually a Good Christian Boy

an old soul

good morals

will give you his coat, even if you’re not cold

would let penguins peck him to death; might hit back a few times but without much gusto

ISTP

Alpha Male

mansplains but knows he’s mansplaining and makes fun of himself for it

my problematic fave

thinks he’s smarter than everyone; isn’t

quietness makes him seem like a stuck-up dick

is actually a stuck-up dick

but if he decides he likes you he’s SUCH a delight to be around; a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day

very goofy, silly, random

athletic nerd

fit body, shows it off every time he gets the chance

doesn’t show ANY emotion, but lowkey really cares about those he’s closest with 

will go out of the way to cheer friends up

processes emotions in a logical way, which I really relate to

totally gets my weird humor and vice versa

best bullshitter on the planet

would choke a few penguins out if he thought no one would find out

INTJ

major fucking nerd

tries to come off cold and distant like ISTP does naturally, but is the sweetest bean

loves dogs more than anyone else

thinks he’s smarter than everyone; actually is

very very judgemental about anyone who thinks differently than him

surprisingly sensitive and petty

black and white, one size fits all thinking

watches math videos for fun

funny but also very awkward

doesn’t understand others’ emotions but also really wants others to be happy so he Tries His Best

is only ever happy when eating pizza

would hug penguins into submission

ENFP

my bffl

I didn’t like her at first but she forced her friendship on me until I loved her

LOUD

vivacious af

never ever thinks before speaking

accidentally offensive

gay

absolutely no filter

obscenely confident and a nervous wreck all at once

emotional but also has a very practical side

the mom friend who should really never be a mom

shock humor

bad puns

*flirts*

biggest extrovert

could talk for hours

if you get her, you’ll love her, if you don’t, she’ll annoy the shit out of you

would feed penguins Lunchables

INFP

my other bffl

kind, yet sassy

*says witty comment under breath*

needs time to recharge

aesthetic goals

*scoffs*

is always traumatized by the things ENFP says

insta famous

gets adorably frustrated at the smallest things

*finger guns*

puns

will call you out on your bs

if penguins attacked, would just cry

INTP

my mom

very logical and unemotional but still kind

has no patience for whining; will tell you to get over it

dark humor

anxiety anxiety anxiety

always in a rush

swears like a sailor

always has good advice

hates lying

is somehow both no-nonsense and very chill/fun 

very very witty

will not talk down to you or soften the truth for you; speaks to everyone like they’re her peer

my friends always love her and wish she was their mom

“I’m not bossy, just the boss”

strong independent woman who don’t need no man

probably wouldn’t fight penguins off unless she thought they would hurt one of her children (or any child, really)

ENTP

me

anxious wreck

sense of humor switches between quirky, witty, awkward, and shock

is happiest around other people but needs more time to recharge than most extroverts

openminded, is not a fan of people who only see things in black and white

loves friendly debates, is terrified of actual conflict

a friend described me as “the most awkward with the most friends”

jumps from friend group to friend group because I get bored

*procrastinates*

is very very tuned into how others are feeling but doesn’t always know what to do with that info

is logical and unemotional about own life but very sympathetic to others

has a desperate need to be well-liked and popular

generally tries to be as kind as possible but has very sharp humor with close friends

expresses affection by roasting

hates planning, just wants to go with the flow

has been known to cut corners or BS a little in order to get ahead… 

does not mind lying if it won’t hurt anyone

craves attention, but gets shy in front of crowds

short attention span

a nerd who loves to party hard

would fight penguins to save own life, but would try not to kill them

Something to cling to when you've nothing to do...!

After many requests, here is a masterpost of all the posts I have on my blog. I’ve chosen to only include formal astrology posts. This post will (hopefully) be updated monthly.

Updated on: 09/09/18

All Original Posts Created by Ayyries Astrology (In chronological order)

The Twelfth House

Sex with the Signs

The Modalities

“Red Flag” Synastry Aspects: Part 1

Oh, “Sweet’ Neptune

Mars + Work

Welcome to the Internet

Rising Signs: Pros and Cons

The Signs

Interceptions: Part 1

Sun in the 7th/7th House Dominance and Relationships

Saturn: Tough Love

Notes on Yods

Upbringing + What You Strive For

Enemies

Quick Interceptions in the Signs

The Stellium: Part 1

Interceptions: Part 2

Interceptions: Part 3

Your Shadow Side + Your Fears

Water Moons and Emotions

Astrology is Neutral

Where Are Your Emotions Tied To?

Pisces in the 6th House

Cancer and the “Crybaby” Stereotype

Perks of Your Rising + Lessons to Learn From Your Descendant

Leo: Bright or Blinding

Over-sexualizing Scorpio

Your Work Ethic

Gift-Giving Guide

Moon Aspects + Your Mother

Libra and Balance

Saturn in the 7th and Relationships

An Introduction to Karmic Astrology

Importance of the Virgo Archetype

Lilith + Rejection of the Self

Karmic Astrology: Soul Age + Elements: Part 1

Birth Charts of Social Media Sites and Apps

The Aries Archetype

The Difficulty of 12th House Placements

Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn

Jupiter and Saturn: Two Teachers

Aries and Libra

Cancer IC

The Pisces and Aries Archetype

Contradictions of a House Stellium

Pluto Generations

Tips on Synthesizing

Virgo, Libra, and Scorpio

Notes on Grand Trines

NSFW: Virgo Mars

The Taurus Archetype

Your Actual Internet Persona VS Your Ideal Internet Persona

The Virgo-Pisces Axis

Theory: Cardinal Signs and Time

Ignorance in Astrology

Capricorn IC

Relationship Dynamics in Astrology

Venus-Saturn Aspects

Aries, Scorpio, and Conflict

Charm: Venusian Manipulation

Libra and Coexisting

Aspects Manifesting Positively

Venus: The Ideal

The Difference Between Trines and Sextiles

Family Dynamics + Parenting

Mental Illness and Astrology

7th House Stellium and Enemies

The Difference Between Oppositions and Squares

The Ascendant is Important!

Cancer is Cardinal

The Gemini Archetype

The Irony of Taurus

Aries and Virgo: Sensitivity

Cancer and Family Dynamics

Moon-Saturn Aspects

Astrology VS The Barnum Effect

Scorpio is Fixed

Stability

Water and Emotions

Air and Thought

Taurus and Libra: Different Kinds of Beauty

Saturn: Quality Over Quantity

Pisces, Mystery, and Boundaries

12th House: The Prison and Subconscious

Cardinal Signs and Time (Extended)

Fire: Passion and Energy

Sagittarius and Philosophy

Neptune in the 4th House

The Neutrality of Mars

Sagittarius IC

The Scorpio and Gemini Archetype

“You Want an Award For That?”

Maturity and Astrology

“Always” and “Never” in Astrology

The Aries Archetype

The Transition Between the 7th House and the 8th House

The Aries and Taurus Archetype

Gemini and Sagittarius: Sister Signs

Saturn is a Cage

Mars in the 12th House

Combustion in Astrology

The Problem With Dominance in Astrology

Jupiter in the 12th House

Emotions + Esoteric Rulings

Virgos Aren’t Perfectionists

Pluto in the 3rd House

NSFW: Past Trauma and Sex

Detriment and Fall

The Offensive & Defensive

Worrying About Sagittarius

Notes on Grand Crosses

Sun-Moon Midpoints and Aspects

Why Virgo is Esoterically Ruled by the Moon

Read This if You Hate Any of the Signs

Freedom & Escape

Moon in the 1st House

Pluto in the 4th

Unaspected Planets in Astrology

In Regards to Cusps

You Can’t Define Astrology

In Regards to Retrograde Posts

“Where Do You Look in the Chart For Attraction?”

Saturn in the 2nd House

Solar Returns

In-Sign Aspects

Venus in the 8th House

Gemini Esoterically Ruled by Venus

Regarding Astrological Advice

Relationships

Enemies in the Natal Chart

Sun in the 7th House

Bridges

2nd House

Element, Polarity, and Modality

Empty Houses in Astrology

With Strangers vs With Friends

Stelliums and Interceptions: Imbalances in the Natal Chart

Pluto in the 1st House

Planets at the Beginning/End of a House Cusp

The Cancer and Aquarius Archetype

Idealizations

Difference Between “Aspects Between Planets” and “Planets in a House”

Exoteric and Esoteric

Resentment from Cancers and Libras

The Problem with Associating Jupiter with “Good Luck”

Ideal Self-Expression

Love and Venus

Comfort in Astrology

Workings of Relationships

Suppression in Expression

Micromanaging the Self: Part 1

Mars: Aries, Scorpio, and Capricorn

Why Are Degrees Important?

Gemini, Mind, and Love

Jupiter and Neptune: Our Attempts in Creating Fantasy

Air: Mental Complexity

Wisdom from Pain

Intimacy and Acceptance

Why Virgo is Nit-Picky

Exposing the Signs (Part ?)

Finding Balance

Micromanaging the Self: Part 2

1st and 2nd House: Comfort

Cadent Houses + Reality

Natal Charts: The Potential of People

Purpose of Belief

Recovery from Interceptions

Pluto in the 5th House

Aquarius and Pisces: Compassion

Aries and Confidence

Your Sense of Fashion

The Concept of Compatibility

Saturn in the 7th House

Libra and Capricorn Risings: Conformers

Libra: Underestimated

2nd/8th House: Intimacy

Moon in the 6th House

Libra and Pisces: Ego

Sun in the 8th House

Jupiter and Saturn: Talents

Misunderstood

Serious Relationships and Synastry

The 8th House: The House of Secrets

Your Independence

Masterpost for Similarities Between the Signs

Reality Check + Failure

Moon in the 12th House

AC/MC

Your Power

“Likable”

Saturn in the 11th House

Relationship Questions

Interceptions: Constant Improvement

Sustaining Relationships with Astrology: Part 1

Pluto in the 4th House

Mars and Venus: How You Connect

Sustaining Relationships with Astrology: the 5th House (Part 2)

Sun in the 12th House

Scorpio and Energy

Sun in the 9th House

The Etymology of Emotion

2nd House: The Intimate Relationship with the Self

Astrology Basics: An Overview on Aspects

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KARAKAS OF PLANETS AND THEIR HOUSES

(as per vedic astrology)

Karaka means significator or signification. Every object- living or dead signifies something in this world. It has a purpose for it's existence.

In Sanskrit dictionary, it means an operator, factor and who or what produces.

Naisargika karakas shows everything that exists in the creation. They include Rahu, Ketu and the seven Planets.

They are presided by Brahma.

Naisargika Karakas show not only human beings, but they show various impersonal things and matter.

They show everything that exists in Brahma's creation and affects a person

They are useful in analysis of general results, i.e. phalita jyotish.

THE HOUSES AND THEIR KARAKA PLANETS—

1ST HOUSE - SUN

2ND HOUSE - JUPITER

3RD HOUSE - MARS

4TH HOUSE - MOON & MERCURY

5TH HOUSE - JUPITER

6TH HOUSE - MARS & SATURN

7TH HOUSE - VENUS

8TH HOUSE - SATURN

9TH HOUSE - JUPITER & SUN

10TH HOUSE - MERCURY, SUN, JUPITER & SATURN

11TH HOUSE - JUPITER

12TH HOUSE - SATURN

note: there is different information on different sites regarding karaka of houses,

i have referred these from a book and view sites and written according to my own opinions and knowledge planets. choose what you want accordingly

KARAKA OF PLANETS—

SUN is the karaka of soul, vitality, heath, heart, right eye, status, influence, presitge, power, ego, father, royalty, royal favour, politics, heat, electricity, fame and honor, medical science.

MOON is the karaka of mind, emotions, mother, liquid, heart, sleep, happiness, travel (distant journeys too), milk, pearls, understanding inclination, good name and fame, facial lustre, royal favour, affluence (wealth), water, peace of mind

MARS is the karaka of courage, passion, valour, bravery, desire, leadership, strength, stamina, weapons, fire, injuries, scandals, controversies, younger brother, police, defense, army, soldiers, defense, anger, violence, leadership, doctors, diseases, opposition, enemies, mechanical engineering.

MERCURY is the karaka of all intelligence, speech, expression, education, communication, mathematics, learning, logic, writing, publishing, business, astrology, accounting, postman, medical knowledge and profession, dancing, drama, precious stones, maternal uncle, friends, discrimination, politics, analytical thinking, memory.

JUPITER is the karaka of knowledge, wisdom, learning, philosophy, teacher, wealth, devotion, children, banking, respect, religious perception, family, fortune, elder brother, husband, body fat, holy places, donation, corpulence, elders, scriptures, benevolence, fruity trees.

VENUS is the karaka of wife, marriage, beauty, fame, sexual matters, jewelry, ornaments, sensuality, pleasures, arts, creativity, singing, flowers, buying &selling, vehicles, perfumes, dance, music, genital organs, flowering trees, cooperation, cows, watery places, whiteness.

SATURN is the karaka of profession, longevity, karma, life, death, adversity, conduct, service, disease, trouble, poverty, losses, calamity, livelihood, theft, servants, old age, dishonor, imprisonment, grief, oils, agriculture, west direction, foreign language and science, minerals, greed, temptation.

RAHU is the karaka of paternal grandfather, movements, traveling, foreigners, outcasts, snake, snake bite, mystery, poison, skin disease, eczema, sharp pain in the body harsh speech, theft, widow, swelling in the body, pilgrimage.

KETU is the karaka of maternal grandfather, consumption, pain, fever, wound, witchcraft, horned animals, dog, cock (idk which one😂), birds, moksha, occult science, detachment, imprisonment, psychic abilities, wisdom, intelligence, healing arts, spices, isolation.

That's what I call relatable ...

INTP the Chameleon

Unlike most people, INTPs do not come pre-programmed with acceptable social behaviour patterns. Rather, they learn to fit in through conscious observation and deliberate mimicry.

While other people talk, the INTP watches and wonders. They observe what a person did and figure out what they should do as a response. Widening their sight, nodding, and smiling, the INTP responded with a fake social skill.

Like actors on a stage set, INTPs are playing a role. They know that being true to themselves doesn’t fit too well with average people, they slowly accumulate a little acting knowledge to help them get by.

INTPs could be described as a human chameleon or a mirror. If a person is friendly, funny, boisterous, and waves their hands around a lot, the INTP will start gesticulating, speak in a louder voice, and smile and joke more to match the other’s behaviour. And when the person  is finally gone, they will turn into their typical self which often is silent, aloof and nonchalant, and slowly cocoon themselves inside their room.

Most of the time this mimicry is unconscious and is basically the result of playing a role deeply enough that it becomes embedded. Chameleons don’t have to think about changing their skin colour to match leaves and branches–it just happens.

Not that INTPs are good actors. They only act because they have to, and only put forth as much effort as is required to get by. An INTP, for example, does not have a giant palette of varied emotional responses that seem totally genuine. Instead, they are controlling their bodies like a puppet-master controls a puppet, and the resulting clumsy imitation of reality is just not lifelike. But it’s enough to get by, as long as there isn’t too much pressure.

If the pressure increases or the situation warrants it, however, an INTP will switch back to their regular selves for as long as necessary, perhaps stunning their acquaintances with a display of cool, clear, cogitant reasoning.

(The secret life of INTP- Anna Moss)

Signs in the Houses 🌌

Aries ♈︎:

this is an area of life where you are competitive and self-motivated, willing to take a risk and step into the unknown

Taurus ♉︎:

in this area of life, you can show pragmatism, commitment, and persistence. you let things develop in their own time and lean towards patience and endurance

Gemini ♊︎:

this is an area where you apply logic rather than emotion. here is where you are curious or where you need continual change and mental stimulus

Cancer ♋︎:

this area of your life may form a sanctuary, a place of safety away from the world. you seek to protect and defend the matters of that house

Leo ♌︎:

this area of your life will be close to your heart, a place where you can shine and develop your creativity. you invest personal energy here and want to be loved

Virgo ♍︎:

this area of your life will probably run like a well-oiled machine - or at least you would like it too! here, you seek to establish order and method

Libra ♎︎:

this is an area of life to which you bring elegance and tact. here, you are good at sharing or working in tandem with someone else

Scorpio ♏︎:

this area of your life is subject to cyclical processes of crisis, elimination, and renewal. here, you go to the depths and are disinclined to compromise

Sagittarius ♐︎:

in this area of life, you hear the call to adventure; this is a part of you that invites exploration and where you feel a more exciting world awaits

Capricorn ♑︎:

here, you show maturity and seek respect from others. you act pragmatically, with an eye to material gain. you work with purpose and apply a clear sense of structure

Aquarius ♒︎:

you are likely to approach this area of your life from an alternative or highly individual perspective, forming your own ideas and flouting conventions

Pisces ♓︎:

a lens of imagination is brought to this area of your life. here, you might be inspired to acts of devotion or find your best strategy is to follow your intuition

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