WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS SONG REMIND ME SO MUCH OF MIKE GOD DAMN HE'S EVERYWHERE I GO

WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS SONG REMIND ME SO MUCH OF MIKE GOD DAMN HE'S EVERYWHERE I GO

MiKe'S PlAyLiSt that has never seen the light of day

Hi.

Jen: June, what’s wrong?

June: It’s nothing.

Jen: Just tell me.

June: Why do you need to know so bad?

Jen: So I can cheer you up!

June: It’s not your job to cheer me up.

Jen: Yes, it is. Cheering you up is my job.

June: Well then, you’re fired.

Jen: You can’t fire me. I’m union, bitch.

I keep making new fursonas for some reason...

Also, I changed the Pegasus part to angel so it can match my username LMAO

Joan: She deserves a special party this year.

JFK: If what it says in her diary is true, then I say she needs it. A LOT.

Joan: Wait, you read her diary?

JFK: I just skim it to make sure she's not on drugs.

Joan: Wha... what does it say?

JFK: It says "I'm not on drugs".

AHAHAHAVAAHAHSHS PERFECT THAT'S JUST PERFECT

Jen: I'm so excited.

June: I'm so annoyed.

Jen: Dad told me and June that we should start trying to hang out together more.

June: Mom's trying to get me to hang out more. with Jen.

Jen: I'm really psyched about it.

June: Kill me.

Jen: Maybe June and I can watch MasterChef together.

June: Please kill me.

Jen: And June just gotta find stuff that's fun for both of us to do.

June: Maybe I can move to Australia, they have big shrimp there.

(featuring @livingdeadangelz' June 👌)