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drabble series # 1 - the five-year plan

the five-year plan . two | jjk

you’ve always had a very strict life plan. when you were twenty you sat down and made your five-year plan, you would get married, get your dream house, have your dream career and then at the end of those five years you’d have a kid. everything was going perfectly to plan, well until your husband came home with divorce papers. now you’re somehow trying to stay on track, maybe you could convince your best friend to have a baby with you?

summary: the one where you want to ask namjoon and jungkook does not get jealous.

pairing: best friend!jungkook x reader

general warning/tags for the series: non-idol!au, reader just got divorced, idiots to lovers, slow burn, unprotected sex, ovulation horny, iykyk, family drama, in law drama, ex-husband drama, just drama all around, domestic fluff, we didn’t know that we were in a relationship, co-parenting, dramatic confessions, more tags to come. wc: 818 author’s note: i'm glad yall are enjoying this bc this largely what i will be posting for the near future as im trying to get back on a consistent updating schedule but that requires me to write ahead ergo chapter two of we weren't just friends won't be posted until chapter three is done and so on … so it'll be a hot minute, but anyways here's today's update 🩶

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"You're not allowed to have sex with Namjoon-hyung."

"Good morning to you too, Jungkook."

It's barely 8am and your best friend is standing at your door. He's in an oversized sweater and grey sweats and running shoes, he clearly had been out for his morning walk with the absolute best boy in the world.

"Good morning, Bammie.” In contrast to the flat tone that you had greeted Jungkook with you're nothing but excited while greeting his dog.

You reach down to unhook him from his leash giving him all the pets and kisses he deserves.

"Aren't you just my sweet boy.” You give him head scratches letting your nails rake through the fur at the top of his head and you can't help but giggle at the way the dog relaxes at your actions. He's so much like his owner.

Speaking of him, "She's a traitor Bam, don't let her deceive you.”

You had been so absorbed with showering Bam in affection you hadn't even noticed Jungkook heading to your kitchen until he came back. A glass of water in one hand and the water bowl and bag of treats you keep stocked for Bam in the other.

"Traitor," You scoff from your spot on the floor, the overgrown puppy practically laying in your lap. "That's a little dramatic don't you think."

"Not if you're fuu-” Jungkook pauses in his sentence and makes an exaggerated disgusted face, "I can't even say it. If you're doing that, with Namjoon-hyung.”

"I'm not doing anything with Namjoon-hyung," Both of your noses scrunch up at the Hyung, the word sounding foreign on your tongue. There's a moment of silence except the noise of Bam's panting. Jungkook sets the bowl of water on the ground and the dog immediately leaves your lap to drink with vigor.

"Then why did Taehyung say he heard you and HeeWon talking about sleeping with him, ” His tone is downright accusatory and he looks at you like you've committed one of the biggest betrayals — like that time he lied to the girl he was dating and said he had a work thing but really he was playing video games with Jin and you had accidentally let the truth slip.

“Because HeeWon's a horny freak,” You respond honestly, maybe too honestly by the curious gaze on Jungkook's face. Reminder to self to never let the two of them meet. “I just told her about the whole baby thing and how I was thinking about asking Namjoon-"

"No.” Jungkook cuts you off again, pout firmly on his face and arms crossed.

"Excuse me?” You raise an eyebrow in response.

“You're not allowed.”

You scoff and finally push yourself off the floor, fighting the urge to wipe the dog fur from your clothes and just make your way to Jungkook and give him the meanest glare you can muster.

"Enough with the shit, Jeon. I'm a grown ass woman, there's no "not allowed" I can do whatever the fuck I want to—" You're on your tip toes trying to make yourself as big as possible, filled with a new kind of anger you hadn't felt towards your best friend in such a long time.

"You absolutely can, ” He agrees cutting you off, he nods his head again biting his lip as he thinks before continuing, “except for this.”

“Why not?“ The laugh that comes out is bitter, “You won't do it? I can't even ask Namjoon, never mind the fact that I wasn't even going to have sex–”

Jungkook grimaces at your words, hearing Namjoon and Sex in the same sentence was not something he ever wanted to hear from your mouth. “I wanna think about it.” He cuts you off again.

“Stop cutting me off, you ass-” You cut yourself off this time, "What…?"

"I want to think about it, y'know being your baby daddy.” He grins.

"Don't say it like that,” You deflate, anger leaving you like it was never there, your back on your flat feet and you stare at Jungkook with a curious gaze. “But," You pause and exhale through your nose. “Okay.”

“Okay.“ He nods at you. And you nod back. The room suddenly too quiet, Bam staring at you two from the couch. Eyes wide and eerily familiar.

“Alright repeat after me, ” Jungkook breaks the tension and you look back to him as he raises his right hand as if he's making a vow, and you tiredly repeat the action, “I will not have sex with Kim Namjoon.”

“Jungkook will not have sex with Kim Namjoon.”

“Aish, you brat." He clicks his tongue at you and you can't stop the laugh that slips out, “Do it right.”

You sigh but ultimately comply with his request, “I won't have sex with Kim Namjoon.”

“Alright good,” He gives you a genuine smile that's far too endearing, “Now watch the new trick I taught Bam.”

I’m gonna miss you Yoongi 😭❤️

Wow 😭that was so unexpected 😭♥️

Can we have a drabble of her at the beach alone a time for herself to relax, she stays there for about 20 minutes eating ice packets.

She's such a mood. let's do it! (Here's a fun fact–I spent most of my life living near the beach, right, and so I used to climb over rocks to look for crabs (having my own little Namjoon moment))

The book in your hand is awfully boring. You dont even know why you picked it up at the store a few weeks ago. One shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but this time you did–turns out the cover was better than the actual book

At least the ice cream you picked up on your way here was good

You close it with an annoyed sigh when the main character does another dumb thing for the tenth time in one chapter. You were officially done with it.

Thankfully, the beach is calm today. Not many waves crashing on the shore, and the birds are unusually quiet as well. You smile to yourself, licking your lemon-cherry flavoured ice cream before taking a look at your phone–7pm, not too bad you think to yourself

Its when your phone vibrates with a little "boing"–a custom sound you chose for when Jungkook texts you–that your smile grows wider

Kook🩷: cheek or nose?

Today 7pm

You: what?

Today 7pm

Kook🩷: just answer the question

Today 7pm

You: 👀 mh...

You: nose

Today 7pm

Suddenly, you feel a pair or hands around your waist, turning you around in an instant, and then...you feel someones lips softly kiss your nose

"Missed you"

MESSY AFFAIRS

SUMMARY: you look so pretty when your in your sleep and that gives jungkook a morning wood luckily you are there to help him with this problem ,but Jimin seems to be a bit jealous you started without him

PAIRINGS: reader and jikook are in open relationship.

SMUT WARNINGS : Jungkook loves morning sex , jikook likes giving Hickeys to reader , SQUIRTING, missionary , doggy style , unprotected sex .

WORD COUNT:1.5K

A/N: @gyukookswhore has turned 1 month old today yayy!!!!and the pic Jimin posted on Jungkook's bday i knew i had to write something about them . Also thanks to @jungk97kwife for making the beautiful banner . please don't forget to leave feedbacks it means so much to me , Like and reblog sweet pies 🥺❤️

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You were sleeping peacefully on the bed draped in your red silk sheets . Jungkook who had been now rustling in the sheets for past few minutes, waking up he saw sleeping peacefully while he admired you causing him to have his usual morning wood , you groaned waking up when he started kissing your neck softly kissing and licking the hickeys given by him and Jimin .

Yesterday night Jimin had been working on his new music album , he had came home late when he saw you both awake and you were getting moody seeing him looking so hot in normal sweatpants and T-shirt . You had sex with both of them , Cumming really soon because you have been ovulating.

Oh Jimin , he was an early riser he had went to the kitchen for making breakfast for the both. Of you . You moaned waking up to see jungkook smiling “ Good morning baby” he softly said still in his boxers and draped in the slim sheets “Good morning kook” you said while kissing his the kiss soon turned into a make out session.

While you slept in your black two piece lingerie they were soon thrown on the ground with jungkook going down on you “ Baby is still so wet from last night did you have fun yesterday? We both fucked you hard didn’t we ?” He asked while messily kissing your clit slowly going to lick your folds while you moaned his name “kook your so good with your tongue” you said grabbing his hair to keep him in the place he kept sucking you .

“Started without me ?” Jimin rasped , loose grey sweatpants hanging on his hips while holding coffee and waffles for the three of you . “ Join us Hyung she is pretty wet right now got her all messy for us” jungkook said casually right before going to suck on your clit

making you hiss in pleasure.

“ Be good for us yeah Jagi ?” Jungkook said while going back in his knees to give Jimin some space . Jungkook dragged you to middle of the bed so he can have some space near your face he slowly stroked himself with his Calvin Klein boxers still on while Jimin made some space between your thighs , teasing you just by licking your clit and ignoring your whines . “ Jimin need your fingers in me please Baby” you whined telling him you would cum soon .

While jungkook took his phone from his side of the nightstand just so he could record you and Jimin . “ Baby look here and tell Hyung he is doing good” he said while phone is still in his hands . “ I’m cumming jimin” you said warning him , “ let go baby did so good for me” you soon came just by jimin teasing your cunt with tongue.

“ My turn Hyung wanna be inside her right now” jungkook said while rubbing him self . “ go ahead kook she is all ours but make sure she doesn’t pass out wanna fuck her too” he said chuckling . “ Kook want you now” you said slowly rubbing your pussy . “ Gonna fuck you now babygirl” jungkook slowly eased himself inside you “ good baby?” He asked while you nodded , jungkook started fucking you faster your moans were now getting louder.

“ Suck me while kookie fucks you baby your mouth can take me right?”he asked while moving towards your mouth “ kook let’s switch can you fuck me from the back baby wanna suck his cock” you asked with tears filling in your eyes on how good jungkook was fucking you he nodded slapping your tits and telling you to turn over “ show that ass of yours baby” . You turned over and started sucking Jimins cock while kook fucked you from behind groaning on how tight and warm your pussy was .

You stroked Jimin telling him to go slowly “wanna cum on that pussy baby” Jimin moaned “ slow gonna make me cum fast” he rasped “ Jungkook you close ?” He asked moaning when you sucked his tip “yeah I think will be there in few pussy so good makes me cum fast” Jimin slowly moved back telling you to just enjoy.

While jungkook was gonna come he told you to turn around his hard cock now slipped out of you while you rubbed your clit the both of them were jerking of moans slipping from their mouths they both soon came cumming over your pussy and their breaths now were fastened while you squirted moaning both of their names .

Jungkook hovered above you kissing your cheeks “ A very very good morning baby .. .. let’s get you cleaned up” he said while Jimin helped you to get up from the bed and kissed your cheeks telling him you did great “ freshen up bun I’ll warm the food for us” he said already getting out of the bed .

You were brushing your teeth when jungkook ran a bath for you in the back “ are you okay Y/n do you feel a bit sore ? Want me to massage you when you get out of the shower ?” He asked sweetly . You hummed telling him he can light those vanilla and clove candles with soft music on the side . “ Yes baby would do anything for you “ he cheerfully said adding your favourite fruity shower gel in the bath .

You were soon out of the bath got ready to spend the day with them , chatting on how you want to watch animated movies with both of them and enjoy the sunset .

“ jungkook , Jimin how about we take bam to see sunset near the beach how does it sound ?” You asked taking a bite of waffles Jimin heated up for you . “ yeah sure baby let’s take him we also need to take him to the groomer” soon finishing your breakfasts you were spending time with both of them Jimin occasionally going out for his office calls while jungkook made sure to cuddle you from the side and laying his head on the shoulder .

“ Baby you wanted massage right let’s go ? Jimin hyung can join us later after finishes “ he said softly you nodded telling him to light sone candles while you can go tell him . “ Bam come let’s go to the room” . You came in the house back as Jimin was still in the backyard telling bam to come up with you .

You entered taking in the scented candles and perfumes smell with your body essential oil laying in a try besides your bed on the nightstand “ Come fast jagi” jungkook said sitting on the bed only in his grey sweatpants showing his Calvin Klein boxers and gently biting his lips .

Bam ran towards his dad licking his just like hasn’t seen him since ages even tho he was spending his whole day with him you giggled seeing them . Bam then rested on the bed you had brought for him across the bedroom and dozzing of from time to time . You came and rested on the bed removing your T-shirt and sleeping on your stomach . “ jagi I’m gonna unclasp your bra is it okay ?” Jungkook , the man he is …….he made sure you were comfortable and joking on how he had seen everything and has fucked you so many times .

“ I just wanna make sure your fine with it baby” he giggled and soon started massaging your shoulders and going towards your calf slowly and gently massaging them “ kook your so good” you moaned appreciating him . Jimin had soon joined you on the bed kissing your cheeks and telling you both about the mv theme .

Soon your massage session can to an end when you all three decided to go to the beach just near the house with bam , you dressed up casually wearing shorts and some loose white top which belonged to Jimin and tyed your hair in a messy bun .

You four sat on the beach admiring the beautiful sunset giggling and talking about how you three had meet each other for the first time . The night soon rolls up . Jungkook insisted on making a ramen bowl for all of you . Thanking him you kissed his cheeks telling him how grateful you are and how much you love him . Jimin had bam in his arms as he was just 3 months old saying he is my baby he might be tired from all the walking you both giggled telling it’s fine you can hold him too.

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