Phil Is Not On Fire 7

Phil is not on fire 7

so there’s some new art included with the blood of olympus and i’m actually crying omfg

jason you’re gonna get kicked in the head where are your glasses

thanks to all our pjo artists i’ve been accustomed to seeing piper being all pretty and having realistic-looking choppy hair but in reality she’s a fuckign porcupine

 annabeth casually playing tarzan with a giant’s hair, no biggie, whilst looking into the distance and thinking deep thoughts

hang in there, hazel (ALSO WHAT’S UP WITH HER EYES??? I CAN’T)

also most of the gods seem to be doing something to help out but here’s zeus being dramatic af:

BUT THEN THERE’S POsEIDON

and this is so ridiculous because he was the one who said zeus might have done well as the god of theatre??? like wtf just say you wanted the job bc you’re clearly better at it you showboat

the beginning of every early 2000s barbie movie

kelly: barbie i cant do this thing

barbie: yes you can here listen to this story about self insert me as a princess

Yaaaasss

NACHO NACHO PHAAAN

Totes canon.