DEAR ALMOST EVERY ANIME EVER:

DEAR ALMOST EVERY ANIME EVER:

BOOBS DO NOT HAVE SOUND EFFECTS

BOOBS DO NOT BLOW IN THE WIND

BOOBS DO NOT STAND STRAIGHT UP

BOOBS CAN NOT BE TWICE THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU’RE TEN YEARS OLD

NIPPLES SHOULD NOT BE LONGER/BIGGER THAN THE ACTUAL BREAST

THEY ARE NOT PERFECTLY SPHERICAL 

THEY DO NOT BOUNCE BACK WHEN SOMETHING HITS THEM

AND THEY ARE NOT GRAVITY DEFYING 

Hey! So you seem kinda passionate about Hatsune Miku I think and I have questions

what is she? I know she's a vocaloid and a musician (?) but I was pretty sure that meant that she was a TTS machine that read sheet music. Is this true? Or does Miku... compose the songs?? and then there's all the almost-Vtuber stuff that is probably just an animation but I don't even know anymore

this is going viral on the tweeter currently so. for you also. miku is not ai!!

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

them!!!! <3 :-‘)))

I say we let the animal that is known for being able to tell where it is drive the train

We will start letting one kind of bird ride the train but which one?

look up the Warwolf Trebuchet :3