jesseisstuckinside

JesseIsStuckInside

Good morning, I'm Jess(they/them/she), a proud fan of my local public radio, Welcome to Nightvale. I'm listening to Daft Punk on loop and am the proud owner of at least 2 cats

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Honestly Disappointed That Greek Mythology Didn't Make It On This List On The The Traumatized Gay Hellsite

honestly disappointed that Greek Mythology didn't make it on this list on the the Traumatized Gay Hellsite

which of these common "childhood intense interests" did you have as young kid? if multiple, pick the one that had the biggest impact on you! if there's any common ones I left out tell me in the comments! personally I was a dinosaur kid :)

dinosaurs

ancient egypt (bonus points if you had The Book)

marine biology

dragons, castles, knights, etc

planes/trains/cars/bulldozers/etc

horses

some other animal/nature thing

dolls/barbies/babies

something pop culture (eg. Disney, Pokemon, Minecraft)

something sports-related

something else (comment!)

what are you talking about (see results)

I was a Barbie girl (who has a side gig making mud pies lol) - H :)

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1 year ago

Davy Jones wearing waterproof pants with little booties on the ends that he just fills with seawater

the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore

who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”

at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it

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jesseisstuckinside

1 year ago

i have news about movies

its so funny we have a communication device referred to as the 'walkie talkie' and because we're used to it it's serious

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and “talkies” but that's for another time actually. fuck it. the time is now. they're called movies cuz they move but then people put words n music into a box. and the movies could talk so guess what we decided to call them

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jesseisstuckinside

1 year ago

Plumbers make great comedians. Usually out of clay, but they sometimes use PVC piping, scrap metal, wood, or grass. Welcome to Nightvale.