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JesseIsStuckInside

Good morning, I'm Jess(they/them/she), a proud fan of my local public radio, Welcome to Nightvale. I'm listening to Daft Punk on loop and am the proud owner of at least 2 cats

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I Hit The Wrong One So Now I Guess I Have To Elaborate In The Tags

I hit the wrong one so now I guess I have to elaborate in the tags

Cis women are only allowed to wear packers if they have drank water within the last 10 hours

Packer: an object or padding worn under clothing to simulate the appearance or feeling of having a penis. Sometimes these have additional functions as stand-to-pee devices or sex objects.

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1 year ago

Davy Jones wearing waterproof pants with little booties on the ends that he just fills with seawater

the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore

who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”

at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it

1 year ago

They are machines, great, powerful, beastly machines, designed for and excelling at one task. I love the machines.

1 year ago

„If you code in python,DONT FORGET THE F*CKING DUBLE EQUAL SIGNAL”

-me


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1 year ago

RPGs don't start you in peaceful verdant fields anymore it's always "you awaken deep within the writhing rectum of Glorganus, the insane blood god"


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