Hey, @just-too-slow And I Started A Newsies Account On Instagram! Go Follow Us @ Newsies_of_new_york!!

Hey, @just-too-slow and I started a Newsies account on Instagram! Go follow us @ newsies_of_new_york!!

Ben Fankhauser: go and look it up the poor GUY’S head is spinning!!!!

Andrew Keenan-Bolger: *looks into the camera like he’s on the Office*

jack kelly, fearless leader of the newsboy union

Newsies as quotes from The Office

Jack: I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.

Spot: [quietly] I’ll kill you.

Davey: Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.

Race: I am Beyoncé always.

Crutchie: I’ll slap you in the face with a rainbow.

Katherine: I have very little patience for stupidity.

Sarah: I do not apologize unless I think I’m wrong, and if you don’t like it, you can leave.

Elmer: I’m not superstitious…but I am a little stitious.

Albert: Oh God, my mind is going a mile an hour.

Mush: I’ll be honest, it doesn’t hurt to be really good-looking.

Blink: I stopped caring a long time ago.

Romeo: The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.

Specs (when he’s collecting dirt on his friends): If there’s one thing that I have learned through the whole experience, it’s that if you film anybody long enough, they’re going to do something stupid.

Finch: Occasionally, I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.

JoJo: And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

Henry: I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat.

Buttons: It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don’t expect everybody to understand.

Smalls: I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Les: I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out.

Mike: Oh, it is on like a prawn that yawns at dawn.

Ike: There is no way of knowing what’s going on in a tiger’s head. We just don’t have the technology.

In the Newsies groupchat

Jack: so when should we have another party

Crutchie: tomorrow

Romeo: today

JoJo: right now

Smalls: 15 minutes ago

Finch: I'm actually pulling into your driveway right now

Albert: I'm actually in your house right now

Spot: I'm already drunk

Race: I'm already hungover

Davey: We need you to distract the bulls.

Spot: Got it.

Davey: What are you gonna do?

Spot: I’m going to kill them all. That ought to distract them.