Race: Im Healthy

Race: I’m healthy

Race: I eat vegetables

Race: see look at these sticks of water I got

Davey: Race that’s celery

race: get your t-pose ready

davey: what

davey: is there a reason

race: no it’s just important to me that you’re ready to t-pose for a significant period of time

Jack: David, I need the…

(David hands him his papes)

Jack: Oh, also, I didn’t have a chance to…

(David hands him coffee)

Jack: Marry me?

David: I took care of that too. We’ve been married the last seven years.

Spot [about Race]: I should warn you, I'm not good at keeping secrets from him. He has been known to use physical torture

Jack: You mean he tickles you

Spot: As I said, physical torture

race: albert is my bf

jack: does that mean boyfriend or best friend?

race: yes

me: *watches newsies for 45th time*

Delancey bros: *bullies and takes Crutchie’s crutch*

me: honestly what the fuck