The Best Thing

the best thing 

Sonic knife

The Firefighter

“I don’t know why”

I am The Professor wielding my sonic can of Diet Pepsi and my catchphrase is “Good”

Question

Am I the only one who wants to put bubble wrap under the red carpet at big events to confuse all the celebrities? Please tell me I'm not the only one.

How to care for a sad person

1. Lay blanket out 2. Pick up sad person 3. Lay sad person in blanket 4. Roll them like a sushi 5. Place sad roll on bed/couch/comfy place 6. Hug roll close 7. Put on rolls favorite movies 8. Feed roll snacks 9. Make sure roll is well hydrated. Tears make roll dehydrated 10. Happy lil’ sushi roll

you’re welcome. *smiles back*

*shyly walks up to the spy* S-so I heard you're god with knives. Could you maybe show me some cool tricks?

*Looks down at you and smiles* Sure any ideas

Hi! It's been... several years since I've logged into this account. Here's some art I just finished today. This has been posted on my other social media accounts as well 😊