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Sitting on a sofa with Aziraphale and Crowley 

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Excuse me while I die of laughter

video credit: Rob Harcourt

Not only can you see the MOMENT this Weddell seal decided to prank the Crabeater seal, BUT HE LAUGHS AT HIM AFTER HE DOES IT! Ah Weddells <3

Omg why is ur art so fucking adorable

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An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.

“Euripides?” says the tailor.

“Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.

THIS HAS THE SCENE WHERE CROWLEY BRINGS CHOCOLATES TO AZIRAPHALE’S BOOKSHOP OPENING AND IM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT

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crime show: well we don’t know what time she was taken but as you can see in this convenience store security footage she’s mouthing something and our lip reading technology tells us she’s saying ‘those three wise men they’ve got a semi by the sea’ which are lyrics to James Blunt’s song ‘Wisemen’ which was playing on that store’s favoured radio station at approximately 3:18PM and she disappears from view exactly five minutes later so therefore

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penguins vs giant petrel

If Hugh Jackman can deadlift 405 pounds, he shouldn’t have settled merely for Marius. He could’ve picked up Enjolras as well. You know what, add Eponine. Street gamines can’t possibly weigh that much. Man let’s just add the whole of Les Amis (including Gavroche). It’s Hugh Jackman. He can take it. 

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Happy new year!( soon)

This is most likely the last new one for this year.

Might be more old ones coming up but for all that matters, see you next year!

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mood: paintings of apollo and hyacinth where hyacinth looks like that lightweight friend who always ruins your night at the club by passing out early 

“ This underwater afghan hound is the funniest thing I’ve seen in my life via @klarna “ 

A scale model showing how mangrove forests protect coasts from wave erosion.

guy who invented the piano: what if we laid a harp on its side and added hammers

So one of our new vocabulary words is “malus”, meaning “bad”, and I asked my students if they could think of any English derivatives, telling them that just about any English word that begins with M-A-L is going to mean something “bad”.

I’m expecting stuff like: malice, malcontent, malnourished, or even malware or Maleficent.

Instead I get this one girl in the back of the room say “male” with the most dead-eyed expression.

Keep going!

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