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Quick reminder that Darryl Wilson canonically has a dump truck ass

Mabel x Pacifica is a god tier ship. Sorry I don’t make the rules 🤷

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

prince of hell and his weeb son

You bet your ass that I want to write about a bunch of queer monsters with you

I have a spooky Halloween writing idea! Lots of lore/species info dumping below the cut. Feel free to make a character for this world if you want to.

“Werefolk”, also known as Lycans in this universe, are classified as any humanoid creature with a natural transformation into an identifiable mammalian beast. (Example: Werewolf, werecat, and wereboar are all lycans.)

Lycans have a lifespan of around 150 years on their own. The head of a Lycan tribe or group may have a Moonstone in their possession which doubles their lifespan. Lycans can also be affected by blood bonds and other immortality factors.

Infant: Lycans are born with a fine coating of fur all over their body. The fur is coarser and longer around the crown of the head, joints, and genitalia. This fur is shed in an itchy coat around the age of 2. They have furry ears that are similar to a humans but larger and pointier. Their tail varies depending on species, and they have no teeth. Their claws are fragile and cannot be sheathed, so they often wear mittens.

Child: Their first set of teeth develops; these teeth are small but pointy and good for chewing smaller portions of meat as the child weans off of milk and liquid diets. Their ears round out and become more similar to their given animal, and their tail develops fully. At this point, the fine fur left on their skin should be little to none, though some species may vary. This will either 

be replaced by skin and/or thicker fur. Children can not transform. Their claws harden and become retractable.

Teen: The teen years of a Lycan are messy. Their second, more powerful set of teeth grow in and they develop an extremely voracious appetite. Some Lycans choose to wear their first set of fangs as jewelry. Thicker and coarser hair may grow in various places. Their claws will become sharper and some may need to be cut or filed regularly. They will be able to transform into a bipedal beast similar to traditional werefolk sometime between the ages of 13 and 16.

Adult: Adults are similar to teens, but gain better control of their transformations. At an adult age, they will usually show more signs of lycanthropy in their humanoid form such as a mane or canine nose.

Elder: After surpassing the age of 100, Lycans will have the ability to transform into a large, more animalistic beast (for example, a werewolf would be able to transform into a large dire wolf). They may undergo symptoms such as brittle claws, coarser and silvery fur and hair, etc.

Faeries fit into a category known as ‘Harpies’, which are classified as winged or avian humanoids that are either born with wings or undergo metamorphosis. (Ex. butterfly, eagle, penguin, dragon)

Harpies have a varying lifespan. Some live for thousands of years while others have a human lifespan. The median lifespan is about 100 years old.

Infant: The baby will be born with no visible facial discrepancies and will often look human except for wings or a carapace on their back. Harpy children are sensitive to food and often begin life by eating a regimen of mealworms, berries, and/or leaf matter.

Child: The child will begin to develop facial discrepancies - for example, they may have raised, sore knobs where antennae will eventually develop, or develop a foggy film over their eyes where a third eyelid will split.

Teen: Facial and bodily discrepancies will form fully, such as antenna, a third eyelid, scaly or taloned limbs, pieces of carapace, etc. If the child is non-metamorphic, their wings will develop fully. If they are metamorphic, they will undergo a stage of hibernation in which their wing nodules will grow in a hard shell and eventually break free.

Adult: Adult harpies will be completely finished maturing and will no longer appear to age until they enter an elderly stage. While some harpies can fly in their teens years, other harpies such as a chicken harpy will not have flying capabilities until adulthood, in which their wings grow large enough to support them.

Elder: If a harpy surpasses age 90, they will begin to age. Some harpies lose the ability to fly while others don’t. Most elders can still glide. Their feathers may become brittle and dull or lose their color, and they may shed their third eyelid or other protective adaptations. Harpies are extremely lightweight, but elders will often become too skinny and require a more rigorous diet to stay healthy.

Nagas fit into a group called ‘Coolbloods’ which are classified as any reptile, fish, or amphibious humanoid. Nagas cannot transform between human and beast but live in a constant in-between. The lifespan for a naga is around 60 years without a mate and around 250 with a mate.

Infant: Infant nagas are usually blind and have fused legs. Even if they experience a live birth, nagas are born toothless except for a sharp, pointed tooth in the middle of its upper gums known as an egg tooth. This will fall out in the first month or so and is often kept and displayed. Naga babies also have fused, webbed fingers. Nagas rely heavily on their parents for all of their infancy.

Child: Naga children will either develop a fully articulated bottom half, or it will split into two legs. They learn to walk/slither at this stage and can see much more clearly. All nagas develop teeth, but they vary in size, amount, and sharpness. Their hands will either stay webbed or split into multiple fingers. Most nagas are born bald, but at this stage will grow hair-like strands made of various materials.

Teen: Teens will often develop frills, fins, scale patterns, or amphibious gills during puberty. Some teens, usually with marine features, may require breathing accommodations. Some teens will shed, which can occasionally cause skin conditions if not regularly completed.

Adult: Adult nagas will usually be quite large, with extravagant skin and frill patterns. Their ‘hair’ is very often kept long, as it is considered a sign of beauty and purity.

Elder: Assuming they have mated (which can vary greatly!), Nagas will live until an elderly stage. Many elderly nagas will become more comfortable in amphibious or aquatic environments, though some prefer hotter and drier areas.

Naga mating is an important and sacred aspect of naga culture. It is important to understand that while there is often a romantic and/or sexual aspect to mating, it is not a requirement. Mating can be platonic and even familial, and it is defined as a lifelong bond between two or more nagas. Mating can also happen with other species, but rather than extending their lifespan it will simply match their lifespan to their mate’s. Polymating can vary, but is rather common.

Ghosts, demons, skeletons, and ghouls are usually just known as ‘Wraiths’. They DO NOT come from dead humans. They have an indefinite lifespan but are susceptible to illness and injury. While they are created asexually/circumstantially, wraiths can and do have sex, but will not reproduce sexually unless it is with another species.

Infant: Wraiths are born through an asexual ritual involving 0-2 parties. The wraith latches onto an object either by guidance from another wraith or because of a magical event. It will look transparent or wispy and keep the object as part of its form.

Child: Children will become more solid and begin to develop features such as eyes, mouth, hands, etc. Their appearance will reflect the object they were created after.

Teen: Adolescents will become semi-corporeal, but will appear translucent or blurry in direct sunlight and have the ability to move through objects. At this point their mind will develop and they will be able to make their own choices. Wraiths are not required to eat but many choose to do it anyways. Their stomachs are extremely acidic and can dissolve almost anything.

Adult: Adults will either choose to stay semi-corporeal or take a fully corporeal form with varied appearance.

Elder: Over time, wraiths will lose their corporeal strength and begin to resemble a traditional ghost. Wraiths are solitary for most of their life, but elderly wraiths will often hang around in groups or even become conglomerates. Most wraiths choose to fade away at some point.

HYBRIDS

Lycan + Harpy: These hybrids are usually known as vampires. They often have furry or membrane-based wings, and occasionally skeletal wings. They can transform into a bipedal beast. Some vampires feed on blood, though most choose a high-protein, high-iron diet. Vampires are completely hairless and featherless except for their wings, hair, and/or genitalia, but have thin, sensitive skin that burns easily in the sun without protective measures.

Lycan + Naga: These hybrids are usually known as merfolk. They are amphibious humans that can transform into marine creatures. Many merfolk require accommodations in order to live a regular life.

Harpy + Naga: These hybrids are often known as basilisks. They almost always have scaly gliding wings and rarely have any feathers or hair at all. 

Human + Lycan: Almost always a lycan, usually can’t transform into quadrupeds. Often known as Shifters.

Human + Harpy: Almost always a harpy, usually can’t fly. Sometimes called 

Human + Naga: Almost always a naga, usually reptilian with unfused legs. Sometimes called Lizardfolk.

Wraith + Human: Almost always a human but often have some sort of magical abilities, sometimes called witches.

Wraith + Lycan: Almost always a Lycan but is often nocturnal and almost always feline regardless of parent gene. Sometimes called a Wampus.

Wraith + Naga: Almost always a naga but with albino/leucistic features and an extremely slow metabolism. Almost always serpentine regardless of parent gene. Sometimes called a Gorgon.

Wraith + Harpy: Almost always a harpy but often has much more flying strength at the cost of being 100 percent nocturnal. Almost always insectoid regardless of parent gene. Sometimes called a Mothman.

Trans Dipper in any shape or form whether it be ftm or mtf is so special to me. It doesn’t matter to me which way it is, the point is that kid is not cisgender

Random future head cannons for Gravity Falls.

(I can’t sleep so I’m gonna make it everyone else’s problem)

Dipper:

- Starts the first ever ddmd club at his high school as well as a Cryptid/ Mystery club (Mabel is the vice president of the club and always plans club events)

- Studies ancient history and journalism in college

- Is 100% a loser trans boy (Mabel always helps him with his t shots)

- Makes journals of his own and tried to publish one (Didn’t go well)

- Meets a really nice girl in college that helps him get out of his comfort zone. She finds Dipper’s work on cryptids very interesting. “She’s the one, Mabel. I know it. She just gets me.”

- Forgets to tie his shoes all the time and is constantly tripping because of it

- Still loves BABBA but also listens to Midwest emo

Mabel:

- Waddles still lives with Mabel and wins the world record for oldest pig alive

- Studies Fashion in college and starts her own alternative clothing business (it’s very successful)

- Stan taught her how to con during the first summer she visited gf and she got really good at it but has refused to use her skills unless someone is being an asshole and “Totally deserved it, Dipper! It’s not my fault he didn’t know how to cheat at poker”

- Listens to bands like lemon demon and will wood after she goes through her boy band phase (she goes back and listens to several timz when she misses Grenada and Candy)

- She and Pacifica have been dating since the beginning of their junior year in high school (they confessed to each other over the summer and are currently doing a long distance thing)

Ford:

- He and Fiddleford hang out after weirdmagedon and manage to rekindle their friendship

- Started a new journal with Stan while they traveled the world on the Stan’o’ war

- Found out that the Cold War ended and he learned about the attack on 9/11 and he found out that gay marriage was legalized all in the same day (had to sit down because he thought he was going to pass out)

- Is slowly learning to forgive himself for “falling for Bill’s tricks” and still has to accept that it wasn’t his fault and that he was manipulated

- His favorite new “technology advancement” is bluetooth

Pacifica:

- Over the years she and her family have drifted apart and Paz has learned to live to be completely independent from her parents

- Works at the dinner with Lazy Susan and has come to see her as a mother figure

- Is actually really good with computers and technology

- She went on a walk on night and ended up at the old Northwest Mansion. She was feeling really homesick and so she walked around the gardens for a while and met Fiddleford. They found out that they have the same passion for computers and bonded of it.

- She made an indie mystery puzzle solving game based loosely on weirdmagedon with the help of Dipper and Fidds

- In a relationship with Mabel and still gets butterflies whenever she’s around

Fiddleford:

- Divorced his raccoon wife (the break up was messy, he doesn’t like to talk about it)

- Invites Tate and his family to live in the mansion with him and they all accept

- He and Tate talk a lot and Fidds apologizes all the time for leaving when Tate was a kid. They mange to figure it out and their relationship is getting stronger

- Teaches Pacifica tons about computer tech and teaches her a little bit of robotics (her first robot blew up and set fire to the south garden of the mansion)

- Relearns banjo and is still one hell of a musician

- Barely remembers dating Stan when they were younger but still has feelings for him, he won’t tell him until later (don’t mind me just spreading my fiddlestan agenda)

Stan:

- Took Ford to go visit Shermie (Shermie hits them both and then hugs them immediately after)

- Has stopped conning people as much as possible and now only does it when absolutely necessary (Normally while on adventures with Ford)

- His favorite band is They Might Be Giants and he and Ford sing their songs together all the time

- Bill still lives in Stan’s mind but has no power he’s just like an annoying little voice in his head (they manage to be “friends” and get along)

- He picked up lace making and is incredibly talented (He originally learned how to knit from Mabel, but didn’t like it as much. She showed him what Lacemaking was and he fell in love with the hobby)

- Has gaps in his memory but has been able to regain most of them

- He and Fidds used to date when he was rebuilding the portal but they don’t talk about it anymore. He has lingering feelings but he won’t ever admit it.

*watching anything and a silly guy appears*

They so me fr

*We have nothing in common I just haven’t slept in 14 hours*

@gods-favorite-cl0wnboy

Trans rights!

@gods-favorite-cl0wnboy MOREEEEE

I just wanted to try a demonic design for aziraphale

@gods-favorite-cl0wnboy have u seen dis yet????

Like in a fairy tale

(Sorry I totally forgot to do this earlier lol!)

This art belongs to one of my dear friends, she is extremely talented and such an amazing person!

Please go check out some of her other work, it’s worth taking a look!!!!

Love ya bbg 💛💛💛💛💛

Trend #momwin

Trend #momwin

@gods-favorite-cl0wnboy dis u? Lmao? I’m too tired. “Hey girl are you a chestnut”

rate my chestnut man

PLEASE VOTE FOR THE OTHER TONY!!!! IT WOULD BE SO SILLY!! AND IT WOULD MAKE SENSE! “War hero Tony Collete kills 30 nazis with just knife” “War hero Tony Collete declared dead body not found” “ANYBODY COULD BE TONY COLLETE”

BRO I SENT THIS SAME POST TO VEE LIKE A WEEK AGO LMAO (that doesn’t mean I love it any less)

Gravity Walls and Over the Falls 🤓

Currently in English but I can’t focus on anything other than gravity falls, so have this silly thought.

*Stan and Fiddleford working on the portal in the basement. Stan wipes some sweat from his brow and stands up from his work*

Stan: *Sigh* Christ I need a f@g

Fidds: Ya fuckin’ what?

Stan: ….. I need a f@g?

*stare at each other*

Fidds: …. You could just ask me on a date you don’t have to call me slurs

Con artist, weed, and wedding…… 🤷

*Scrolls through TikTok and sees a “your initial your soul mate” slide show thing*

*Sees my initial paired with the initial of the girl I’m dating*

*Sighs*

Time to make yet another playlist about how ridiculously gay I am

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

hey baby are you a chestnut because… well… haha… because um… nevermind *scuttles into a nearby sewer drain*

Why the fuck didn’t Lila talk to Diego about “book club”? Like, if he actually knew what was happening he would have had her back 100%

(I saw another post about this awhile back and I totally agree. Thus why I needed to make a post about it too)

Like, you’re telling me that the knock off batman and crazy vigilante bitch wouldn’t have some sort of weird role play villain vs hero crap?

If Diego knew that Lila was feeling like the life they built together wasn’t as exciting or was too slow or whatever, he would have immediately found a way to help her with that.

You can tell how much it means to Diego to be a dad and loving husband. It was something he never got to see or experience, he didn’t want the same thing to happen to his own children. All he wants is happy, safe kids who know they are loved and a wife who he can show his love and appreciation to.

He wanted to give Lila and his family everything they could have wanted, he is an excellent father and even if he and Lila had issues I know that he would do anything he could to fix it.

Scrummy thank you mine friend

WHY DOES HE WALK AWAY AT A 90 DEGREE ANGLE IM GONNA BE SICK

@gods-favorite-cl0wnboy bro this is literally one of my favorite posts of all time. God bless ya man

I GUESS WE DOIN CIRCLES NOW

https://twitter.com/stormbringxr/status/1825199922544554156 thanks  @TomSchalkOfficial  for the ford now go watch gravity falls please

… anybody want to rewrite the umbrella academy with me?