Here I Pet Beelzebub Too ^w^

Here I pet Beelzebub too ^w^

I'm trying so hard to rp in my other account ( @braziliansas BTW shameles plug-) but I extremely anxious about talking to random people and I think Zykov has zero rizz (the image above)

Cmon fellas... He's just a blorbo that got trapped in the Dark Aerther for 40 centuries and wants to kill all the human race! He's just silly :3

He's... A male version of Beelzebub from helltaker... Practically... Believe me it's true 100%-

They don't understand you like I do Kazimir Zykov... It's just that...

"I take it as your comfortable in your new job?"

"Y-Yeah."

"Awww~ that's great honey~ I sure you be able to get very far as my assistant."

"... Don't you already have a assistant?"

"Yes, but you're the assistant of the assistant."

"... Shouldn't I help him?"

"You're helping him~"

"I don't u-understand how sitting in your lap while you p-pet me is helping-"

"How about you stop with the questions and just... Enjoy~"

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

How Intimidating Am I?

Send 🐹 for “You? Intimidating? Hell no.”

Send 🐰 for barely intimidating

Send 🐭 for slightly intimidating

Send 🐱 for moderately intimidating

Send 🦊 for fairly intimidating

Send 🐯 for very intimidating

Send 🐻 for “MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE DON’T EAT ME–”

Same (didn't look at blog but I already know what I will find) (I actually don't but I tired of being curious)

I engage with fiction in a normal way. don’t look at my blog