Petition To Change All Of That To "they Got Dipped". -Smartass

Petition to change all of that to "they got Dipped". -Smartass

Me currently without YouTube (I'm having to use Spotify)

black cat eating a whole rotisserie chicken while Mamma Mia by ABBA plays in the background

The most sexy thing I saw today.

Kinktober Day 3: Car sex

Pairing: Fem! Deadpool x Masc! Wolverine! Reader

Warnings: Basically just the Honda Odyssey scene but yall fuck, breathplay, dry humping, dom!deadpool, sub!reader

Word count: 371

✰Masterlist

You were a terrible Wolverine, that much you knew. You weren't tough, or strong like the other Wolverine's. Sure, you had the regeneration, but that's all you had, the ability to save your own skin. You had a very lonely life before a woman wearing a tight, red suit popped up into your timeline. Everything changed when you met her, in search for a Wolverine to save her timeline. She gave you a purpose, a reason to keep going.

So, here you were, lumped into some crazy quest in a place called the 'void'. Now driving in a Honda Odyssey to meet god-knows-who, sitting beside one of the most attractive women you have ever seen in your entire life. She had promised you that she’d be able to make you a hero in your timeline through the TVA. But she had just made an ‘educated wish’. This made you upset, maybe a bit narcissistic, but you couldn’t imagine going back and living the same lonely life that you did before. Well, you started to argue with her, which turned into a fight in a cramped car. Before you knew it, she was on top of you, her hands around your throat. Your lightheadedness, combined with her attractiveness, turned you on to no end.  

You didn’t want to be turned on, but you were. And she notices this very quickly, of course having to make a witty remark about it, pressing herself against you. A strangled moan leaves you, being cut off by the lack of air. Slowly, she moves her hips back and forth, hands still blocking off your airways. Was it a little weird to be humping against her while in your suits? Yeah, sure. But it felt too good for you to stop. She grins, making fun of you for getting off on this. Yet, she doesn’t stop grinding against your confined length. Being lonely also meant that you didn’t get touched at all, so you were very sensitive. It doesn’t take long at all before your eyes roll back, hips bucking as you come in the confines of your suit. Once she realizes you came, she doubles over with laughter. You’ll never be able to live that down.  

Star's notes -> Still wishing we got more time with the Deadpool variants

(Thank you @jgabriel1920 for requesting!) (This is day 3 of Kinktober 2024, for full list see here)

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Yummy yummy on my way to make cake-

reblog to stir prev occasionally

Consider using addictive substances-

I mean I not doing kinktober specifically, but I am doing something where I need to write on the day and not before so...

How to do you do kinktober?

I can't write a chapter (about 2000 words last time I tried to write smut) every single day.

Do you pre write it? Is this an ADHD problem?

What a cool idea *hides the entire body not to show how absolutely blushing, stiming, and horny at the marvelous idea holy fucking fuckfuckfuck-*

ok now consider; reverse cockwarming with transfem striker

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK

YES!!!

THIS IS A NEED

GIVE ME TRANSFEM STRIKER RIGHT NOW