Kidnapped Reader Who Thinks They Can Fix Slasher Konig

kidnapped reader who thinks they can fix slasher konig

You're honestly acting like a housewife, and Konig couldn't possibly love you more than he already his. Honestly, you look too freaking adorable - you smile when he drags home another victim, and you chastise him about spilling blood all over freshly moped floors. It's idyllic, having your murder husband drag his victims to the basement in the dead of the night because he knows that if you wake up, you're going to be all groggy and moody the next day - and this guy doesn't want this, no sir.

He doesn't like letting you see his other victims because you always find a way to make torturing them a bit less sweet. You would tug on his sleeve, you would slip into your sluttiest lingerie and ask him gently to stop gutting the poor guy so he could get you wet instead - and oh, your maniac husband just can't keep his hands off you. You don't like seeing the corpses or blood or guts, so he pushes your face to his chest and gently caresses your head as he tries his best to calm you down. Poor, precious creature - you're trying to change him, and he appreciates this...but it would also never work, not on a guy like him.

You prepare him dinner and leave it on the basement - he only calls for you when the victim isn't too bloody yet, so you can hand feed your boyfriend with some sweet apple pie you made. The victims would always get so confused when you start to care about them too - sometimes they are screaming and trying to attack, sometimes they would beg you to let them go...you would, if Konig allows it - but he isn't and it's pretty fucking obvious who has the upper hand here.

This is a fucked up domesticity in everything, but Konig couldn't want anything else - he wants for you to play the role of his wife, even as you're, quite annoyingly so, trying to get him to be less murderous and torture less people. He just...how can't you understand that he needs to do it?? It's in his nature! Still, you're trying to get him to be good. Perhaps you will succeed one day. Maybe.

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Meet the Parents

König's parents are super straightforward, so Austrian.

The two of you had been in a relationship for some time now and so you decided, it was finally time for you to meet the parents.

You're on a short sabbatical, staying over at their place in the summer time and you must say it is lovely. Austria is so scenic, the food is good, the weather delightful, all in all you thought this was going to be a lovely trip.

It was your third day there when you came down for breakfast, his mother looking up from her paper.

"So, you are trying for a baby?"

You eyes widen as you stutter out a response.

"W-what, no... umm, nein, sorry?"

"Ah, I only ask because you have ze sex many times during the days, the evenings... the mornings."

You bring your hands to your face, feeling it burning up.

As if just on time, König walks in, he looks at you, "hm?" he practically grunts as he towels off his hair.

You can't bring yourself to say words, only a squeak, you want to curl up in a hole and die.

König's father looks totally unbothered, sipping his coffee, leaning on the breakfast bar, typically a man of few words himself.

"You know, we thought he was a homosexual ever since ze incident..." You tune out the words as König's father adds his own two cents.

Well, isn't this just... lovely.

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Like Mother, Like Daughter: Simon Riley

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description: in which you and ghost have a baby girl who loves to copy your facial expressions

You always wore how you were feeling on your face, everyone could tell what mood you were in based on your facial expressions. It was one of the many things Simon loved about you, considering he was so stoic and neutral faced something that he learns from his years in the military. 

When you and Simon had your baby girl Liliana, you two always fought about her favorite was and who she favored more which was clearly you. But the one thing she loved to do was copy anything  and everything you were doing including your facial expressions. 

Simon found it hilarious when you would be glaring at someone graves for example and babygirl would try and copy or whenever you were mad him, he would not only have one set of eyes glaring at him but his own babygirl glaring at him because her mom was. But the moments you were happy and in a good mood, he would find that smile he fell in love with duplicated on y'all's mini which made his heart grow.

You rolled your eyes at the sight of Graves, making a displeased sound at seeing the man as you adjusted Lilly on your hip. Liliana saw this and immediately tried rolling her eyes at Graves and making a noise of disapproval before giving him her best side eye that she learned from her mama. 

Now the guys had heard stories about Lily copying you're facial expressions but never truly got to see it until today and their reactions didn't disappoint. Kyle was barely keeping together upon witnessing this. Now Soap couldn't hold it together at the sight of Liliana try to copy you at the sight of Graves and ended up laughing at the sight. 

"Ghost...does she always do this?" Price asked looking at you and Lily who were still side eyeing Graves. 

"Always. Anything mama does, she copies." He said with a smile.

"Like mother, like daughter." Price said with a smile as he looked over at you and Lily. Simon smiled at his comment before making his way over to where you guys were standing gently pulling your attention away from Graves and towards him. 

"That's my mama and babygirl." Simon said pressing a kiss to Lilly's forehead and then one on your lips.