Potatoes Are Awesome

Potatoes Are Awesome 🥔✨

Feat. Epel Felmier

Epel doesn’t like the way Vil treats his partner. Luckily for him, Yuu is about to end this man’s whole career.

They/them pronouns for reader. MC is referred to as Yuu.

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Epel already feels dread when he sees Vil approaching the table. One lunch. He just wants to have one good, uninterrupted lunch with Yuu. Vil never has anything nice to say about them just because they don’t worry about their physical appearance like the blond bastard does. It isn’t fair. Epel thinks his Yuu is beautiful just the way they are… He braces for impact when Vil is standing before them, arms folded.

“Epel, you were due back at the dorm thirty minutes ago for touch-ups! You were just in gym class were you not? Look at the state you’re in, students of Pomefiore must not dirty their appearance!”

That was true… Epel’s hair did get a little messier during flight practice. Plus he wiped most of his make-up off when he was sweating.

“What do you mean? He looks handsome as always!” Yuu said. Epel blushed softly.

Vil scoffed, a mean smirk on his face. “Of course a little potato like you can’t understand proper beauty.”

“Oh… thank you!”

Another scoff, this one followed by a small laugh. “I wasn’t exactly complimenting you, dear.”

“Well, why shouldn’t I take it as a compliment? Potatoes are awesome! They’re easy to cook with and they’re essential to like half the tastiest foods ever made! French fries, chips, mashed potatoes, baked potatoes, hash browns, oooh and gotcha pork roast!”

“Wh… what is a gotcha pork roast—?”

“Not to mention the fiber!” Yuu cut Vil off. “Potatoes are great for weight loss because they fill you up easily. And of course they can prevent heart disease and they’re full of antioxidants and vitamins! Yeah, potatoes are like the best thing ever. But you know my absolute favorite thing about them?”

Epel was curious to where this was going. Especially considering the fact Yuu had been loading the mashed potatoes from their plate onto their spoon. Vil, still caught off guard by the conversation and getting impatient, shook his head and sighed, folding his arms.

“What would that be, spudling?”

An evil grin creeped on Yuu’s face.

“No matter what form potatoes are in… they’re great for getting rid of your ENEMIES!”

And just like that, Yuu held up their spoon, pulled it back like a catapult and sent a huge blob of mashed potatoes right into Vil’s face. Epel had to force both his hands over his mouth when his housewarden screeched out loud, frantically shaking his head. Naturally this caught the attention of almost the entire cafeteria so, before things could escalate, Epel grabbed Yuu’s hand and pulled them to run out of the cafeteria.

“You HEATHEN! There’s potatoes in my hair!! Where did they go?! I’m going to kill them!” Vil could be heard screaming.

Epel and Yuu didn’t stop running until they were in the safety of the woods outside the school. It was there they both collapse under a tree in laughter, still holding hands.

“I can’t believe you did that!” Epel exclaimed through laughs. “He was madder than a wet hen! I swear he would’a killed the both of us had we stayed longer!”

“Oh come on, I’ve been dying to do that since day one!”

“Wait, is that why you’ve been eating potatoes all week?”

“He’s just lucky it was mashed potatoes today. I totally would’ve thrown a straight up raw potato at his head.”

“Oh, bless your heart!” Epel laughed again, leaning over to deliver a quick kiss to Yuu’s forehead. He lingered for a second, smiling at his partner’s happy face before shyly kissing their lips. Yuu kissed back, giggling at the blush on Epel’s face when he pulled away.

“You sure are somethin’, doll.”

“I like your accent, Eppy.” They smiled.

“I know… I wish Vil was the same. That guy is such a pompous bastard.”

Yuu moved so they were laying their head in Epel’s lap. “Eh, fuck him. If he bullies you again, I’m gonna bury him in potatoes! And then we’ll make some fries!”

Epel laughed again, rubbing a hand through Yuu’s hair and smiling fondly at them. They had a few leaves in their hair. They were beautiful.

“That sounds awesome, sugar.”

{Leona Kingscholar x gn/MC}

“Don’t bark, my king”

Tags: dom, brat, bite, really soft violence, teasing…

After some evil siblings let Grim and you to rust in the cold, Jack offers you the opportunity to spend the night in Savanaclaw, a warm bed awaits for you hopefully?

Leona: “definetly no”.

MC: “how can you be so heartless? We helped you before”.

Leona: “I wouldn’t call that help and that cat can sleep with Ruggie for all I care but I won’t allow humans here”.

You didn’t understand from where this imminent discrimination came from, after all, he has never shown it to you. What’s his deal?, you wonder. As the number one stubborn person in the planet you would not give up yet. You shut the door and heard his groan in disapproval.

Leona: “what have I just said, child?”. He approached menacingly in a slow peace that gave you the chills. You knew you were walking on thin ice. You took one of the sleeping bags Ruggie showed you before and put it in front of him, somehow it also was a barrier.

MC: “see, there’s floor enough for me to sleep on. Just let me stay”. At this point you could only beg. The moon bathed his back giving him a dark atmosphere. The moonlight was bordering his hair making it look thinner, his shoulders bulkier, his arms stuffer and his eyes brighter. Then, he oppened his mouth revealing his white fangs in a mischievous grin.

In a split of second the sleeping bag you were holding fell to the ground totally ruined by three long claw marks, which let out all the feathers it contained.

Leona: “pity, you can’t sleep on the floor anymore”.

That somehow turn up your brat switch. You jumped straight to his bed falling in the middle. His expression was priceless.

MC: “if I can’t sleep on the floor then I’ll have to use the bed”. You said sarcastically kissing one of the feathers that flew next to you.

You were ready to get a kick off the room, but something was off. You couldn’t see Leona’s face due to the sudden darkness, but he was death quiet.

MC: “Leona? Are you all right? It was a joke, I’ll get off now”.

He stepped to the end of the bed and crawl his way on all four till he faced you.

MC: “Leona?”

When the moonlight appeared again you could see his face clearly. His eyes were glowing, his mouth mid open showing his fangs as he grasped air desperately. The most curious thing was that his cheeks were red. Definetly, not the expression you thought he would give you. Even though he was heavily looking at you it didn’t feel like he was a menace.

Leona: “you had to be so stupid right?”. He grabbed the sheets next to your head in his fist. “Do you know what this mean?” He said as he pressed his lower parts against yours. You jolt slightly when you felt how hard he was.

MC: “you are in heat?” The answer was obvious but you couldn’t escape your oblivious nature.

He grinned and low his head till he was desperately breathing next to your ear.

Leona: “no, I just want to ravage you so bad you would never leave this room if I don’t order so”. He whispered in a croaky voice.

MC: “don’t bark, my king”.

Leona’s heart skipped a beat after hearing you call him by his most desired title, king. You knew this weak point of his and couldn’t resist to use it repeatedly while kissing his cheek.

Leona: “stupid child… Stop it or I’m gonna lose my patience”.

MC: “didn’t know you have that”.

Tired of your comebacks he turned you face down on the bed and left you facing the shattered sheets he grabbed before. At the same time, he took you by the neck and pressed you down the bed. Hate to break it to you, but you couldn’t move. His weight was pressing your lower back while his hand made sure you couldnt lift your head.

You felt one finger move from your nape to the end of your back, making his way inside your shirt and returning to the starting point, leaving your back in plain view. He enjoyed watching you twitch by the cold breeze softly caressing your back. But your twitches stopped abruptly when you noticed his hair laying down as his wet lips left a gentle kiss in the middle of your back.

Nonetheless, in an instant his fangs were tearing your skin, while his lips and tongue sucked the surrounding area. When he finished his work he groaned as he contemplated the results.

Leona: “enough of being nice, you entered the lion’s den”.

—to continue?

[thanks to my friend Moon who gave me this scenario idea]

Imagine asking Leona to teach you how to slow dance or ballroom dance and he says no❤

But then days later, Ruggie calls him and says "your crush is slow dancing with Malleus, do what you will with that info"

Now he's jealous but he can't be too mad because he knows Mc asked him first and he just refused

Now he's sitting there, pouting

Little does he know what Mc's practicing so they can ask him to dance >:)c the dance leasons would have just been extra date time but noooo >:((

🦂

THE KITTY CAT IS JEALOUS LSNDONSODNWOWN SO CUTE ( ˶ ❛ ꁞ ❛ ˶ ) But then, Leona suddenly invites S/O 2 have a slow dance w/ him in Botanical Garden EHEHEHE ♡˖꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱ Leona, it's ur fault, so u can't be mad bout it muehehe (´ε｀ ) S/O, pls make him more jealous cz he's annoying but he's precious

I love how you draw Kalim so adorably Elmo-like! The boy’s in a perpetual state of (´⊙ω⊙`) and honestly I’m here for it

So I actually got a couple people saying Kalim looked like Elmo so uh

I couldn't help myself

Also as an added bonus

Mc: * pops into his office* "Hey Lucifer, wanna see what I just learned how to do?"

Lucifer:* sighs* "Sure,why not"

Mc:* activates satans packmark on their hand and asmo's mark on their pelvis.*

Mc:* punches their pelvis *

Lucifer: "?!"

Mc:" nono, just wait-"

Lucifer:

*Mc's phone goes off, and its asmo's ringtone* "hello love-"

Asmo: *crying in pain* "FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING UOU STAND FOR YOU LITTLE SHIT- "

Lucifer:* laughs menacingly* "how effective! Haha!"

Asmo: "YOU ARE SO DEAD-"

Hello all well? , I saw that I had the order box open then..Could you write a scene where malleus (Twisted Wonderland) catches Yuu(fem) singing "once upon a time a dream"? and this ends up causing a cultural confusion because this song was considered a lover's confession song in his kingdom and he thinks the man's daughter is confessing to him? is he likes her and that's why he does a duet with her?

Hi anonnn!! This idea is so cute! & Thank you for your patience!

W ; Writing/spelling mistakes? ⟩ | F!MC | Fluff ⟨

• During the quiet night, all of ramshackle dorm was dark except one window where you could see lights turned on and illuminating the balcony on which the dorm's leader Yuu was quietly singing a song to herself.

• the moon that shone brightly in the dark night sky was the only thing that emitted light on the pathway Malleus was currently walking on, He'd often take walks around ramshackle dorm, And after a recent incident ; involving students causing a ruckus in the middle of the night, he had come by to make sure that there wasn't anyone to disturb his dear friend Yuu's sleep.

• Malleus successfully checked the dorm's gardens and the forest for other students, the last place he had to check was behind the dorm and the front.

• he had silently walked by the back of the dorm near the balcony when he heard singing. At first he thought that a student from another dorm had sneaked into ramshackle to play a prank again. But, when he looked up and squinted his eyes at the figure that was barely illuminated by the light provided from inside the dorm he recognised Yuu.

• Curiosity immediately hit him so he started listening to what song she was softly singing to herself.

• And the song he heard her sing wasn't just any song, it was one he recognised very well and had always wished to have someone sing to for him since he was a little hatchling. Lilia had always told him stories about it and how one day he'd find a person he loved very much and who loved him back, and the two would sing the song to eachother to profess their undying love for one another before marriage.

• looking around at the balcony where Yuu was currently watering some magical plants Malleus took a peek around to check if there were any other student with her or if it was just him there... And it was just him. Now he was surprised.

• Had Lilia told Yuu about the courting tradition of confessing one's love by singing this song? Yuu had taken an interest in the valley of thorns and did want to learn about to custom's there and history of the kingdom. This was her confession to him after finding out about the tradition? Although he would have liked to try what was called "dating" first he doesn't mind heading straight into marriage. After all he does like her a lot, she's one of the kindest people with the most golden heart he's ever met.

• Malleus put two and two together : about how he had told Yuu earlier that he would come by to check on her and the dorm for intruders, how the plant that Yuu was currently watering was a flower which was only present on romantic occasions, and how Yuu was currently singing a lover's confession!

• All signs lead to one ; Yuu must be confessing to him!!!

• And while Malleus felt a bit confused he also welcomed the unexpected "confession"

• *Poof! MAGIC!*, Silently appearing on the balcony and careful as to not scare her too much he quietly walked behind her and put his arm around her waist as he joined in on her singing.

• Yuu shrieked, quickly turning her head around to look at who sneaked behind her and had their arms around her waist. When she saw Malleus she relaxed and let him take her by the hand and lead her into a dance while signing along to the song.

• ’” But if I know you, I know what you'll do ‘“

• ’” You'll love me at once ‘“

• ’” The way you did once.. upon a dream “‘

• Taking her hand in his Malleus led Yuu into a dance around the balcony, slowly swaying with her and staring into her beautiful (e/c) eyes. The way she looked with the light gently illuminating her form from behind was truly mesmerising.

• ’” But if I know you, I know what you'll do ‘“

• ’” You'll love me at once ‘“

• ’” The way you did once upon a dream “‘

• When their song ended Malleus kept on swaying with Yuu and she chuckled. "Don't sneak up on me like that, you scared me!" Yuu lightly scolded "My, you weren't expecting me to show up for your confession?" Malleus replied looking amused.

• "What confession?" Yuu asked, tilting her head to the side "Your marriage confession beastie." Malleus stated pausing in his steps.

• "What marriage confession?" Yuu furrowed her eyebrows. "Did Grim say something about me getting married again?!" Yuu asked looking irritated at the thought of Grim causing her yet another unwanted headache.

• Malleus looked at her dumbfounded "That song... It's a marriage confession from my kingdom." Malleus explained and Yuu turned pale when she heard his words. "Really?" She asked "Really." He confirmed

• "Oo...ohh" Yuu laughed awkwardly "It's just a regular song in my world." She explained. "You mean... Where you're from this song isn't used as a love confession?" Malleus looked surprised as he asked.

• "Yeah... It's just a regular song" Yuu explained

• There was a really long and awkward moment of silence between the two before they both started laughing about the misunderstanding between them.

• "I don't understand how you humans confess to eachother then" Malleus said "I mean, if it's a marriage proposal we just buy a ring get down on one knee and ask the other person to marry us." Yuu laughed. "That sounds easier and quicker to do than sing a song... I'll admit." Malleus chuckled.

• "Very well then" Malleus smiled causing Yuu's breath to hitch in her throat, the way his sharp eyes looked at her with resolve was oddly new, she'd never seen a look on him like that and it made her curious about what he was going to say next

• Malleus got down on one knee lifted Yuu's hand to his lips and gently kissed the top of it. "Beastie will you marry me?" He asked.

• Yuu burst out laughing "Yeah, just like that. That's how people propose!" She laughed, petting Malleus on the shoulder.

• "Anyways, You're going to go on a walk right? I'll get some snacks for us to eat and then come with you!" Yuu exclaimed turning around and heading inside the dorm.

• "What an amusing night" Malleus thought as he chuckled and followed after Yuu.

→›⟩ Thank you for reading! ⭐