(formerly @brosinthecloset)

(formerly @brosinthecloset)

Meatheads - the pack of gearhead monster men, surging with synthetic testosterone. But a pack with two distinct tribes. Tankers, who are more traditionally masculine and maintain clear expectations of their gay brethren; and Flamers, who are just a little bit, well, you know. They wear a lot of lotion and blast Britney in the den. They cool down with mimosas and sugar-free red bull. They love a crop top.

Guess which is the tanker and which the flamer.

(formerly @brosinthecloset)

Chad has things to do, places to be, and he's gonna dress however the fuck he likes while he does.

(formerly @brosinthecloset)

Being a pig of Tauron is, on some level, a test of endurance. How long can you stand the smell of the pigsty? That jock's not been washed for days... and nor has his underwear. Unless you count daily tongue baths from his brother pigs. Which the jocks of Tauron absolutely do.

(formerly @brosinthecloset)

Never leave a himbo unattended. Before you know it, he'll have stripped down to his thong and will be prostrating himself on the nearest fuck-ready surface if there's the merest hint of viable cock nearby.

(formerly @brosinthecloset)

Coach isn't all talk; he's an action-man. A doer. He puts his jocks through the ringer and he expects greatness at all times, but only cause he holds himself to the same standard. Coach is his tribe's patriarch. Its daddy. He leads, his jocks follow. He has to be the best exemplar of manhood his boys could possibly have. If Coach does his job right, the jocks will feel lust, envy and respect in equal measure for this great man.

One day, they'll each move on and form their own tribes with their own jocks and become their own coaches, forever with their Daddy Coach in their hearts and minds reminding them of what it takes to achieve masculine greatness. Each tribe will form part of the global network of coaches and jocks we call Jock Nation. It's all part of the grand ambition of jockification - to make as many men as possible into high-T, athletic, beautiful, bro-d out, dick-drunk, androphilic jocks who adhere to masculine orthodoxy and jock groupthink. This is the goal, coaches are the tool.

(formerly @brosinthecloset)

Strip away all the civility, and we men really only have one thing on our minds. We just wanna see ass and cock and big juicy muscle titties bouncing up and down during a good hard fucking.

Boys will be boys, and that's kinda beautiful.