Ok So It's Publicly Known That The Lord Of The Rings Movies Wouldn't Pass The Bechdel Test, And I Have

Ok so it's publicly known that the lord of the rings movies wouldn't pass the Bechdel Test, and I have only watched the movies.

Those who have read the books, would it (theoretically) pass, like do two women talk to each other about something that's not a man?

stop talking about the USA. I have heard enough about that wretched place

Gosh I just love book Legolas. He's immortal. He's a teenager. Elrond picks him instead of Glorfindel because he's average and won't draw attention to the Fellowship. He's the comic relief guy and resident Little Shit, but he can also shoot a Nazgul out of the sky in the pitch black like a one-man elf anti-aircraft defense system. He wants everyone to know that he's, like, really old. He forgets the task at hand because he wants to look at trees. His greatest qualities are that he can become friends with anyone and his loyalty is unending. He shows up to Valinor a century late with Starbucks in hand and his dwarf bestie at his side. Iconic.

I just found out one of my favorite AO3 authors of all time is a fucking neurosurgeon which was surprising initially just because I often forget AO3 writers are real people and not smut angels sent down from the heavens to make us feel alive, but in hindsight it makes perfect sense.

they are a fucking genius so. they just apply that genius to multiple fields.