Boruto : Hey Sasuke, Why The Kazekage Hasn't Married Yet?

Boruto : hey Sasuke, why the kazekage hasn't married yet?

Sasuke : because of naruto.

Boruto : old man?

Sasuke : Gaara had a big crush on him.

Boruto : doesthe old man know?

Sasuke : Gaara never confessed cause he thought Naruto loved me.

Boruto : what?

Sasuke : To be honest I thought so too. I even had our children's name planned.

Jane: what’s the first thing you notice when a man proposes to you?

Lizzie: the audacity

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The "when you turn 18 you can see how many times your soulmate has said your name" trope with sakuatsu, but Sakusa gets zero and is kinda upset because he kinda hoped that this stupid, piss-blond setter would be his.

But now he can't be, because Atsumu and him have known each other for some time now and Atsumu always says his name.

But then, a few years later, he (thinks he) is over his stupid crush and joins MSBY and Atsumu greets him with Omi-Omi and he realizes that this little fucker has never said his full name.

Spoiler: They are soulmates. And stupid.

I love you, I wanna be in love so bad.

I want to breathe and consume you, I want to receive everything you're willing to give. I want to give it all to you, my heart, my love, my life. Give me the chance to give, you'll get it all. Make me fall in love with you, I stay with you. Break me and rip my heart out, I belong with you.

I want to fall In love so bad, I ache to have my heart broken, I want to love so deeply that it runs in my veins, disturbes my sleep, and it has power over me, so dangerous, that everyone is afraid of it but me.

I want a love that could break me, but won't. That could take my everything, but keeps on giving. A love that is older than life, but revives me.

I want to drown in your words and kiss your mind. Let me in, let me go.

Marry me and then send me divorce papers per post. Buy me the most expensive diamond ring and then sell it for drugs.

Call me the prettiest, then change your mind. Be afraid of how much you will always love me. Be satisfied by how much you hate and despise me.

Let me hate you so much it makes candy taste bitter and let me love you so strongly that flowers break through the asphalt of ugly gray streets and turn the city into something beautiful.

I want you to love me, I want to love you. I want to call you when I'm drunk until you're sick of me. I want you to be so toxic my blood turns green and so kind and gentle a feather's touch seems harsh in comparison to your love.

I want our friends to fear our sanity, to be afraid that we might run out of life to give. But I give to you until I'm empty. Empty of life, happiness, love and thoughts. But you fill me up in all the ways that count.

I want you to ruin me for anybody else to come, for anybody that would be insane enough to love me. I want you to be the only one I ever want. I want to be sure that it is gonna be you, wherever we are, whatever we do, whoever we think we could be. Let me believe that you are the only one for me, that there is nothing after you, that when you turn my past you will still be my future. Let me ruin myself for you by expecting you in every new face.

I love you.

sakusa: objectively i think atsumu is really unattractive

komori: and subjectively?

sakusa: I don't wanna talk about it