I Did This In Math Class, Let's Hope I Ace The Exam Tomorrow Anyway

I did this in math class, let's hope i ace the exam tomorrow anyway

Sakura: Mom, dad, I have a boyfriend. Ms Haruno: Oh, really?! Who? Sakura: Oh, well, do you remember Sasuke Uchiha? Mr Haruno: The terrorist? Sakura: Haha, that's funny...

The "when you turn 18 you can see how many times your soulmate has said your name" trope with sakuatsu, but Sakusa gets zero and is kinda upset because he kinda hoped that this stupid, piss-blond setter would be his.

But now he can't be, because Atsumu and him have known each other for some time now and Atsumu always says his name.

But then, a few years later, he (thinks he) is over his stupid crush and joins MSBY and Atsumu greets him with Omi-Omi and he realizes that this little fucker has never said his full name.

Spoiler: They are soulmates. And stupid.

Jane: what’s the first thing you notice when a man proposes to you?

Lizzie: the audacity

I am so fucking attracted to "smart" man it's ridiculous - I watched this dude solve the murder in clue and I haven't stopped thinking of him since.

She did.

My grandma maybe dies today