*to The Tune Of She'll Be Comin Round The Mountain*

*to the tune of she'll be comin round the mountain*

Oh leave me the fuck alone, she said

Oh leave me the fuck alone, she said

Oh leave me the fuck alone, leave me the fuck alone, leave me the fuck alone, she said

When most say they want to be feminine the way men are feminine, they mean Timothée Chalamet or Lil Nas X. I want to be feminine the way Russell Crowe or Matt Berry are feminine

It would be the greatest joy, the most eager pleasure, and the highest honor to completely break Domhnall Gleeson. To utterly destroy him. To disassemble him down to his most base self and rebuild him as I see fit. I mean this both entirely sexually and completely nonsexually at the same time.

The inside of my thighs are so soft, y'all.

It used to bother me that I can't connect to people. I'd see people just walking up to others and just chatting away, or someone being able to talk about something without being asked a direct question. I've tried, and I don't know why I can't. I can't pretend like that. Why doesn't my face move like that? Why doesn't my voice vary like that? Why does it feel like I have to perform an emotion for people to notice I'm having one? Why do I have to mimic others to express myself? Why don't people notice when I express myself in the way that comes naturally to me?

Is it too much to ask for Alex Borstein to peg me into oblivion?